It is my sad duty to inform you that Reverend What's-His-Name? is in critical condition at a local hospital. He was attempting to show his daughter a really neato trick on a scooter when he came face to face with a Ford F-150, aka, pretty much the only vehicile anyone owns in Maine anywhere.
Actually, most of RWHN is just fine. In a deft feet of alertness, he quickly attempted to dive out of the way of the oncoming vehicle. Unfortunately, his feet didn't make it out of the way in time and the pickup proceeded to drive over them.
And in fact it is only his toes at this point that are unresponsive. The doctors say that RWHN will be in a coma-toes state for an undetermined amount of time. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the RWHN Whirrled Peas Defense and Clowns Have No Fund.
*the above story is partially, wholly, or possibly completely untrue. Proceed at your own risk, etcetera and so forth.
Cram You Damnulus
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That's horrible! How could he do that to that truck? Is the truck okay?
Shame about his toes, sounds like they really got nailed.
QuoteThe doctors say that RWHN will be in a coma-toes state for an undetermined amount of time.
Of course.
ahhhh shit I had to read that twice
scared the crap out of me for a sec
I hope he isn't too rankled by the experience, and heels up soon.
I.C.U!
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Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 07, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I.C.U!
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Not if I see you first!
Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 07, 2010, 02:40:02 PM
I.C.U!
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/me thinks....
OH I GEDDIT :lulz:
DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!* :argh!:
*Unless there are terrible puns involved.
well, if any of it is true I hope RWHN heals up soon, even though he made the "coma-toes" pun.
:lulz:
This is not a time to be callus.
I have an update on RWHN's condition.
The medical staff at The William Pullmonary Institute have been periodically making attempts to gauge responsiveness from Mr. Names' toes. Most attempts have proven to be unsuccessful, however the latest update is that when Dr. Heywood U. Wakeman wiggled Mr. Names' little toe, that he went, quote "wee, wee, wee, all over Nurse Jones."
Oh god, coma-toes. :x
AAAH! you really had me there for a moment
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To what lengths for a pun?
I hope you're back on your feet real soon! :wink:
You should probably toe the line from now on.
To be honest, for the "coma-toes" pun, I believe RWHN deserves to be hit by a car again.
Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2010, 06:00:00 PM
To be honest, for the "coma-toes" pun, I believe RWHN deserves to be hit by a car again.
Yeah, it was pretty
corny.
Be fair, he's not really known for arch humor.
Well, at least his toes were cast for this role.
Ahhh.. a great pun is it's own reword.
Good News Everyone! Reverend What's-His-Name? is up and moving as his condition has improved dramatically. However, he has said he isn't quite ready to return to true posting form. And he would like to categorically deny the nasty rumor swirling that his injuries were not caused by a Ford F-150 and were instead caused by an old 1979 Big Wheel. He notes that he has not seen his 1979 Big Wheel since 1983, and before anyone asks it was NOT pink.
So, we could say that RWHN was...
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...defeated by a ford F-150?
:putin:
RWHN wishes for me to convey his sentiment that that last pun posted by G7P constitutes undeniable victory and meritorious achievement, and it was pretty fucking awesome, and so on and such.
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I heard that RWHN had his nails abrasively treated by an Irishman. Does that make him a ped 'o file?
Quote from: Mangrove on September 09, 2010, 10:01:25 PM
I heard that RWHN had his nails abrasively treated by an Irishman. Does that make him a ped 'o file?
Good show Mang!
So yeah sorry if I spooked anyone. Nothing happened, just a story to get in a pun. But I have been rather tied up lately with work and life an not able to check in as often. And it looks like that will continue at least until early November. I have a shit-ton of projects I'm working on including organizing a prescription drug disposal day. So I'll be in every now and again. Just a bit more randomly.
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Rev. What's-His-Name? is in the I.C.P."
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 10, 2010, 12:27:00 PM
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Rev. What's-His-Name? is in the I.C.P."
Fucking puns, how do they work?
Quote from: Random What's-His-Name? on September 10, 2010, 11:06:01 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 09, 2010, 10:01:25 PM
I heard that RWHN had his nails abrasively treated by an Irishman. Does that make him a ped 'o file?
Good show Mang!
So yeah sorry if I spooked anyone. Nothing happened, just a story to get in a pun. But I have been rather tied up lately with work and life an not able to check in as often. And it looks like that will continue at least until early November. I have a shit-ton of projects I'm working on including organizing a prescription drug disposal day. So I'll be in every now and again. Just a bit more randomly.
Glad to know you're ok. Last night I woke up at about 2:17am and thought...."Hmm...I need to pee...and also, I'm not sure if that 'ped o' file' joke was as clever or as funny as I first thought.....better see to that later on..."
Quote from: Mangrove on September 10, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Random What's-His-Name? on September 10, 2010, 11:06:01 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 09, 2010, 10:01:25 PM
I heard that RWHN had his nails abrasively treated by an Irishman. Does that make him a ped 'o file?
Good show Mang!
So yeah sorry if I spooked anyone. Nothing happened, just a story to get in a pun. But I have been rather tied up lately with work and life an not able to check in as often. And it looks like that will continue at least until early November. I have a shit-ton of projects I'm working on including organizing a prescription drug disposal day. So I'll be in every now and again. Just a bit more randomly.
Glad to know you're ok. Last night I woke up at about 2:17am and thought...."Hmm...I need to pee...and also, I'm not sure if that 'ped o' file' joke was as clever or as funny as I first thought.....better see to that later on..."
If it helps, I was also contemplating a ped-o-file joke that wasn't nearly as funny, in fact, I forget how it went. Which is probably for the best.
Quote from: Random What's-His-Name? on September 10, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 10, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
Quote from: Random What's-His-Name? on September 10, 2010, 11:06:01 AM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 09, 2010, 10:01:25 PM
I heard that RWHN had his nails abrasively treated by an Irishman. Does that make him a ped 'o file?
Good show Mang!
So yeah sorry if I spooked anyone. Nothing happened, just a story to get in a pun. But I have been rather tied up lately with work and life an not able to check in as often. And it looks like that will continue at least until early November. I have a shit-ton of projects I'm working on including organizing a prescription drug disposal day. So I'll be in every now and again. Just a bit more randomly.
Glad to know you're ok. Last night I woke up at about 2:17am and thought...."Hmm...I need to pee...and also, I'm not sure if that 'ped o' file' joke was as clever or as funny as I first thought.....better see to that later on..."
If it helps, I was also contemplating a ped-o-file joke that wasn't nearly as funny, in fact, I forget how it went. Which is probably for the best.
I'm relieved that you're neither injured nor offended. Because when I woke up (and after noticing a moderate need to urinate) I thought....
"a Ped O'File joke...on PD.com....uhh..not the best course of action, especially not to a decent guy & longstanding poster....doubly so for the fact that he has children and that other people had made really fail attempts at humor regarding his daughter....damn...I am really stupid....I think I have been out of the loop for so long that I have achieved an Enki consciousness....oh...what's that? Why is Mrs Mang awake? Ok...Mrs Mang is ok....just went to the bathroom....we really need to stop having late night discussions with big cups of tea....right...must stop worrying about this.....well...I could delete the post. Maybe I should edit it with a humorous & self-deprecating caveat? Maybe I should write RWHN a pm? Enough already, I will sort this out tomorrow! Going to sleep now.......what? I think the dog is trying to vomit. Yup...I'm right, the dog is barfing....[gets out of bed]..."
Mangrove - he's like the James Joyce of the forum.
No worries my friend. But yeah, you might want to take it easy with the tea late at night. May result in steep trouble.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 12, 2010, 11:55:02 AM
No worries my friend. But yeah, you might want to take it easy with the tea late at night. May result in steep trouble.
:rimshot:
:walken:
Quote from: Mangrove on September 12, 2010, 05:46:14 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 12, 2010, 11:55:02 AM
No worries my friend. But yeah, you might want to take it easy with the tea late at night. May result in steep trouble.
:rimshot:
:walken:
You were asking for it.
It was God's will. He's been pissed lately about how Beck has been throwing around his name and so is acting through me to enact global vengeance one pun at a time.
Or something along those lines.