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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2010, 03:39:59 PM

Title: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 08, 2010, 03:39:59 PM
Diabeetus?
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Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 03:43:27 PM
WOAH. That dude is fat.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 08, 2010, 08:24:54 PM
Why? Why would you ever do such a thing?  Everyone knows grocery store highs aren't worth it.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Cain on September 08, 2010, 08:26:26 PM
Once you develop Type 2 diabeetus, can we use your urine to make whiskey?
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 08, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Why the hell would you do that?  If you're going to trip on anything, trip on real sugar.  It's less likely to have lasting effects on your health because it's metabolized differently from corn syrup.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
Dude, you guys just don't understand. It's like, a LIFE CHANGING SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, man. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 08, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Freeky on September 08, 2010, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 08, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....

Just looks like a bruise to me.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 08, 2010, 08:33:54 PM
Who are you guys to judge?  You all eat food to sustain yourselves, and that is absolutely no different from someone who abuses it to potential lasting effects.  Bunch of hypocrites.  Tripping on corn syrup is the exact same thing as eating a fresh blueberry muffin in the morning.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 08, 2010, 08:24:54 PM
Why? Why would you ever do such a thing?  Everyone knows grocery store highs aren't worth it.

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WITH THAT SHIT! I'M A MERICAN! MY RIGHT!
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 08, 2010, 08:26:26 PM
Once you develop Type 2 diabeetus, can we use your urine to make whiskey?

FUCK!
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 08, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
Why the hell would you do that?  If you're going to trip on anything, trip on real sugar.  It's less likely to have lasting effects on your health because it's metabolized differently from corn syrup.


YOUR SCIENCE IS GAY AIDS MOTHERFUCKER! AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS A SUGAR HIGH. THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO!
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 08:00:10 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 08, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
Dude, you guys just don't understand. It's like, a LIFE CHANGING SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE, man. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

SEE THAT? YEAH.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 08:00:59 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 08, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
wtf is going on with his man boob?  i cant tell whether it's necrotic or he just threw out on it....

YOU MEAN MY MAN PEC? YEAH, THAT'S A MANSTAIN! YOU GET IT FROM BEING MANLY! JEALOUS MUCH?
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 08, 2010, 08:33:54 PM
Who are you guys to judge?  You all eat food to sustain yourselves, and that is absolutely no different from someone who abuses it to potential lasting effects.  Bunch of hypocrites.  Tripping on corn syrup is the exact same thing as eating a fresh blueberry muffin in the morning.

I AM THE LAW!
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:01:54 PM
EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 09, 2010, 08:03:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:01:54 PM
EVERYBODY STOP SHITTING ON TTM'S SUBJECTIVE SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE IF HE GETS ENLIGHTENED FROM DRINKING CORN SYRUP MAYBE YOU SHOUDL SHUT UP AND GIVE A FUCK

ARE YOU A WIZARD?
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:05:35 PM
I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 09, 2010, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:05:35 PM
I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

ALL OF THIS SHOUTING HAS ROUSED THE BOVINITY FROM IT'S SLUMBER. SILENCE BIPEDS. BE SILENT AND GAZE IN COOL CONTEMPLATION THE WISDOM OF HFCS, WHICH IS MUCH WATERED DOWN NECTAR OF THE GODS. BE SILENT AS THE IMAGES WASH OVER YOUR FEEBLE BIPED MINDS. BE SILENT AND MAY YOU YET ATTAIN GRADES HIGHER THAN SINGLE DIGIT. OH MOST UNWORTHY BIPEDS.
Title: Re: I'm tripping on corn syrup, ask me anything.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 10, 2010, 03:08:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2010, 08:05:35 PM
I AM TAKING THE TIME OUT OF MY WHIRLING GNOSIS VISION TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU, GRADE 7 PANNUS. YOUR EFFORTS TO REACH LEVEL 8 HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED. I ALIGN THE UNIVERSE TO MY WILL, LETS TURN INTO RABBIS AND FROLICK

I'LL GET MY JEWHAIRS IN ORDER AND WE SHALL DEPART POST-HASTE!