Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.
Put down the tools.
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 09, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.
Put down the tools.
We named that cat. I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE". I haven't seen him in two days, though. He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.
That is one mean fucking cat.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 09, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.
Put down the tools.
We named that cat. I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE". I haven't seen him in two days, though. He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.
That is one mean fucking cat.
But he loves you. And no we didn't name the Kat yet.He's probably just making new freinds.
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 09, 2010, 08:05:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 09, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
Wheres my Kat? My kitty kat still needs a name.
Put down the tools.
We named that cat. I think it was "FLEABAG, DESTROYER OF UNDERPANCE". I haven't seen him in two days, though. He's probably across the fence, fucking the neighbor's dog.
That is one mean fucking cat.
But he loves you. And no we didn't name the Kat yet.He's probably just making new freinds.
Wait. Now Fleabag isn't good enough?
How about "Violin Strings"?
And he's not making friends. That cat is a fucking menace, and I think it got both of my dogs pregnant. Even the male one. The kids down the street scream in terror every time the screen door bangs shut, and the local churches have denounced us from the pulpit.
"making new friends"
as in:
"Shaving liberal slogans into local coyotes" ?
"Tieing sewer rats to car mufflers to improve air quality" ?
"Fixing to set a land speed reocrd by jumping a javelina, digging in claws and hanging on" ?
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:11:36 PM
"making new friends"
as in:
"Shaving liberal slogans into local coyotes" ?
"Tieing sewer rats to car mufflers to improve air quality" ?
"Fixing to set a land speed reocrd by jumping a javelina, digging in claws and hanging on" ?
And "fucking the neighbor's rotweiller".
Yeah.
Christ, that's a mean fucking cat.
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:20:05 PM
Christ, that's a mean fucking cat.
Fucking thing loves me, though. I can't figure it out.
It knows to get real close to competition. It probably read everything Robert Greene wrote.
Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 09, 2010, 08:25:31 PM
It knows to get real close to competition. It probably read everything Robert Greene wrote.
I wondered where my copy went.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:26:39 PM
Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD
My kids are a whole other ball of wax. My son is so normal it makes my teeth itch, and my daughter spends all day taunting the religious freaks down the street.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:29:02 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:26:39 PM
Name it "Your Child" so everyone knows where such a monstrosity came from. XD
My kids are a whole other ball of wax. My son is so normal it makes my teeth itch, and my daughter spends all day taunting the religious freaks down the street.
Right. This just adds another one to the list.
I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.
As for Dok's kids, DNT. Just DNT.
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.
As for Dok's kids, DNT. Just DNT.
Too late. Gpoo is, between this thread and the insult thread, just another noob.
Fucking disappointing, is what it is.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.
As for Dok's kids, DNT. Just DNT.
Too late. Gpoo is, between this thread and the insult thread, just another noob.
Fucking disappointing, is what it is.
What I would give for a good troll who takes their time and really puts some effort and pride in their work....
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 09, 2010, 09:19:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.
As for Dok's kids, DNT. Just DNT.
Too late. Gpoo is, between this thread and the insult thread, just another noob.
Fucking disappointing, is what it is.
What I would give for a good troll who takes their time and really puts some effort and pride in their work....
Ruby?
Except it seems she left. :(
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 29, 2010, 03:06:41 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 09, 2010, 09:19:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 09, 2010, 08:58:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 09, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
I'm picturing a chain smoking mutant feline with 2 heads now.
As for Dok's kids, DNT. Just DNT.
Too late. Gpoo is, between this thread and the insult thread, just another noob.
Fucking disappointing, is what it is.
What I would give for a good troll who takes their time and really puts some effort and pride in their work....
Ruby?
Except it seems she left. :(
No, Ruby was not good.
All I know is that my kids and Dok's kids lead parallel lives, and therefore right now I am glad my boyfriend does not have a cat.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:44:26 AM
All I know is that my kids and Dok's kids lead parallel lives, and therefore right now I am glad my boyfriend does not have a cat.
I have a parallel life person, he lives in Florida.
It's weird.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:44:26 AM
All I know is that my kids and Dok's kids lead parallel lives, and therefore right now I am glad my boyfriend does not have a cat.
What, EFO is boosting the family car?