Principia Discordia

How do you Halloween?
What are your plans?
How can we replace eggs with little golden apples as the cultural icon of choice for this holiday?

(http://media.80stees.com/images/products/Donnie-Darko-Costume.jpg)

This year I am will be drinking
and dancing


with costumes


don't have one yet.

maybe spritz down people i don't like with durian essence

i'm debating whether i should go as Beetlejuice or Courtney Love.

Quote from: vexati0n on September 10, 2010, 06:18:57 AM
i'm debating whether i should go as Beetlejuice or Courtney Love.

And the costume would differ how exactly?

I want to do this for halloween:

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I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our "costumes" and tell us we were "such cute trick or treaters!" One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.

I'll most likely be in the Woburn Halloween Parade with the 501st Legion again, but the plan so far is for GS/Frungle/Sir Digby Chicken Caesar and I to be the Shadow and Margo Lane.

My youngest still trick or treats......

So I'll be doing the mom thing and stealing her good candly on the trip! :evil:

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 10, 2010, 06:27:06 AM
I want to do this for halloween:

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I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our "costumes" and tell us we were "such cute trick or treaters!" One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.

I love this!

hahah net, that's hysterical!

I have two costumes I'm considering this year.

One is a group costume. If my friends all end up at the same party, we'll coordinate to be the BP OIL SPILL.

A few of us are going to be wearing black grease paint and big black trash bags. These people will leave little scraps of black plastic all over the party.

a few people will be oil covered animals - just take last year's Sexy Mouse costume and add some black makeup

somebody's going to be a hippie, who will spend all his time cleaning up the mess other people make at the party

and somebody else is going to be a BP representative, who will walk around with a clip board supervising the hippy and telling everybody how much work he's doing.





my alternate costume idea is to be somebody who tried on a full-body costume (like a gorilla suit or something) five days ago, and the zipper got stuck, and he's been trapped there ever since.

think: Five o'clock shadow, costume has pee tube and poop chute added as an after thought

I'm going as Pastor Jones. 

that's hilarious. you're going to need a killer stache

(http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Politics/jones_terry_koran_397x224.jpg)

Yeah, and instead of flaming Korans it will be flaming Corn Candy. 

Cram, as ever, gets the  :lulz:

My only idea so far is a Flamming (gay) Koran, which is sort of guaranteed to piss off EVERYBODY.

Quote from: Richter on September 10, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
Cram, as ever, gets the  :lulz:

My only idea so far is a Flamming (gay) Koran, which is sort of guaranteed to piss off EVERYBODY.

Win.

Quote from: Richter on September 10, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
My only idea so far is a Flamming (gay) Koran, which is sort of guaranteed to piss off EVERYBODY.

I read that as "Flaming Korean"

Pictured you in a korean military uniform with a pink neckerchief and Kim Jong Il sunglasses.

 :lulz:
AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quote from: Cramulus on September 10, 2010, 05:49:23 PM

Quote from: Richter on September 10, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
My only idea so far is a Flamming (gay) Koran, which is sort of guaranteed to piss off EVERYBODY.

I read that as "Flaming Korean"

Pictured you in a korean military uniform with a pink neckerchief and Kim Jong Il sunglasses.

Damn, all JohnnyBrainwash was missing last year was the pink nekerchief:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs653.snc4/61352_1515072950773_1052930525_31503915_6680322_n.jpg)

Quote from: Telarus on September 10, 2010, 06:34:09 PM

Quote from: Cramulus on September 10, 2010, 05:49:23 PM

Quote from: Richter on September 10, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
My only idea so far is a Flamming (gay) Koran, which is sort of guaranteed to piss off EVERYBODY.

I read that as "Flaming Korean"

Pictured you in a korean military uniform with a pink neckerchief and Kim Jong Il sunglasses.

Damn, all JohnnyBrainwash was missing last year was the pink nekerchief:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs653.snc4/61352_1515072950773_1052930525_31503915_6680322_n.jpg)

AS A MUSLIM WITH HEARING PROBLEMS I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE

I'll either be drinking in costume at someone's house, or at HARD Haunted Manison in LA. Either way, I'll be the Mad Hatter again.

I will be going to the local club, drinking too much vodka (as would anyone who had to put up with the "cheap porn set decor" of said club...or the majority of it's customers), hitting on any hot chicks who look even vaugely goth'd up, then going home alone and hating myself for even giving money to that hideous place.

I'm thinking about how wise it would be to dress up as the Green Knight and wander around post with a giant axe, and go trick-or-treating at the barracks.

Depends.  Is your goal to get on the 11 O'Clock news? 

And if so, please remember to give us a shout-out. 

While I normally consider it blasphemous to dress up as the same thing twice, much less three times in a row, I do have a whole new campus full of people to terrify with my Joker (The Dark Knight version) costume. Plus I accidentally inspired a friend of mine to go as Poison Ivy, so a Batman villain-themed Halloween it is, again. Probably.

I buy Christmas Candy at Walmart on Halloween day and pass it to the kids.

Where is the "Yes I do Halloween, but I still hate freedom." choice!? You Nazis! :argh!:

This year I will be going as the scariest thing ever...






President Palin 2012



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ungggg i cant think of anything  :sad:

I once made a post apocalypse barbarian costume by making a caped breastplate out of tires and deer hides.  It was somewhat epic.

Quote from: Sigmatic on September 14, 2010, 04:40:04 AM
I once made a post apocalypse barbarian costume by making a caped breastplate out of tires and deer hides.  It was somewhat epic.

Please tell me you took pictures.

Pictures exist, but back then I looked like a fat white girl with an afro.  No.  Joke.

Pictures will not be disclosed.  At least not until I can get back up to the armor's storage facility to take new ones.

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 14, 2010, 03:11:22 AM
This year I will be going as the scariest thing ever...

President Palin 2012
8)

aahahahaha I think you could totally pull that one off, Liz! :D

also, every year American culture creeps in more and more over here. So maybe also Halloween. I happen to like Halloween, it's kinda similar to our Saint Maarten (Martinus) on the 11th November, with the kids going from door to door, except they have paper lamps and sing songs instead of trick or treating. So you can imagine how I would actually prefer Halloween, with the costumes and all, Dutch culture or no.

I dunno what I'm doing for halloween this year.

I plan on being David Bowie as seen here
(http://www.hotpot.se/Bowie.jpg)

I think I'm gonna try to create Mom from Futurama.
I knew I was gonna need those thigh boots one day. CURSE YOU small closet with no shoe space  :argh!:

Oh well, excuse to buy another pair. Now all I need is a crappy white wig to fix and a tight blue one-piece.



Cranky old bitch, now that's a character that'll be easy to stay in all night.

If I can find a fedora, then I plan on doing the Shadow.

Last year I did a really sweet Joker though...

Wait, women need excuses to own thigh boots?

I dunno. All my friends went out of state. I really really want to take part in shenanigans but I have no idea what kind.