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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Juana on September 11, 2010, 04:55:08 AM

Title: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Juana on September 11, 2010, 04:55:08 AM
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/09/toy_pony_blown_up_by_bomb_squa.html
QuoteWas it just a toy pony or a Trojan horse?

A "suspicious" toy pony was blown up after it was found abandoned in the middle of a cul-de-sac near an Orange County elementary school yesterday morning, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

The FurReal pony, an expensive, lifelike toy, was investigated as a possible explosive device after someone called Orange County deputies to report it. A robot inspected the toy before a pack of explosives was placed near the stuffed animal and detonated.

Students at nearby Waterbridge Elementary School were placed on a modified lockdown in which no one was allowed in or out of the building during the investigation. The lockdown was lifted after the pony was blown up.

Orange County Sheriff's spokesman Jeff Williamson said the pony was later declared "non-threatening."

Parent Shanie Lucas, who uses the area to pick up and drop off her 9-year-old daughter, Valerie, thought the whole incident was funny.

Lucas saw the pony this morning around 8:30 when she dropped Valerie off at school and thought someone put it there to deter people from double-parking inside the small circle.

But when Lucas received an automated call from her daughter's school about the lockdown, she got nervous. She scoured the Internet looking for information and realized it was the same pony she saw earlier in the morning.
...
No one was hurt.
(http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/mug_toy_pony-thumb.jpg)
:lulz:
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 11, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
is there a repository of ridiculous things that have been blown up on the off chance that they might blow up?
I recall a story a while ago about some dildo on the side of the road that was blown up.
now a toy pony.
i sense a GASM in the making...
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Freeky on September 11, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
Fucking toys, how do they work?
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on September 11, 2010, 05:00:35 PM
Oh my God, are americans so paranoid as to blow up an artificially human created robot in fear it will cause destruction??

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/firewillow13/everybody_panic.gif)
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
So this pony, it wasn't ...

Ginuwine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Q3o1l8E5U) ?

:putin:

Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Freeky on September 11, 2010, 05:16:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 05:12:00 PM
So this pony, it wasn't ...

Ginuwine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Q3o1l8E5U) ?

:putin:



Quote from: youtubeThis video contains content from WMG and Sony Music Entertainment. It is not available in your country.
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Triple Zero on September 11, 2010, 05:57:04 PM
Well I guess that makes us even for all those time you USA spags link to hulu.com!!! :argh!:

also, you can probably find a copy via http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=ginuine+pony&aq=f
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Telarus on September 11, 2010, 11:01:34 PM
(http://socialhoneycomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mooninites_explosion.png)




(http://www.joelogon.com/images_temp/013107-inignot-toonz.jpg)
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Cain on September 12, 2010, 02:06:05 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 11, 2010, 02:10:12 PM
is there a repository of ridiculous things that have been blown up on the off chance that they might blow up?
I recall a story a while ago about some dildo on the side of the road that was blown up.
now a toy pony.
i sense a GASM in the making...

There absolutely needs to be.

Ah, this story has made my day.
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Triple Zero on September 12, 2010, 04:42:19 PM
maybe an entire "security theatre" blog with a category for bomb threats?
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: dontblameyoko on September 14, 2010, 01:03:46 AM
I wonder what poor kid is crying now because someone blew up their toy...
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2010, 05:13:14 PM
Well that will certainly teach whichever kid dropped it to not take toys to school which their mother had most likely already told them not too anyway.

Great threat, if you take that to school the bomb squad will blow it up! :lulz:
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 14, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 11, 2010, 05:00:35 PM
Oh my God, are americans so paranoid as to blow up an artificially human created robot in fear it will cause destruction??

(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc38/firewillow13/everybody_panic.gif)

What do you think?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 06:51:29 PM
just to clarify kiraiansleeah,
those things are pretty big....
your toddler could ride it.

i think extra points should be awarded dependent upon the amount of explosives needed to blow up whatever retarded item is selected.  therefore, size counts.
also, if it has some kind of hardened inner core they don't expect, forcing them to blow it up twice, that would be bonus as well.
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Telarus on September 15, 2010, 02:32:48 AM
(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/04/CraigFergusonSkeletonRobot-thumb-550x309-36760.jpg)
Title: Re: Toy Pony in Florida Disposed of by Bomb Squad
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
 :lulz:
these people will use any excuse to waste our resources
:lulz: