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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM

Title: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Will the world really end in 2012 or must we suffer on?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: LMNO on September 13, 2010, 07:51:55 PM
Anal?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:57:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Will the world really end in 2012 or must we suffer on?

The world will end for everyone else.  You however will continue on.  Floating in space alone and unloved.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 07:59:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:57:59 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 07:42:38 PM
Will the world really end in 2012 or must we suffer on?

The world will end for everyone else.  You however will continue on.  Floating in space alone and unloved.


Check. No change then.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:04:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 13, 2010, 07:51:55 PM
Anal?

Yes, bend over and lube yourself up.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

we need TripZip to write some sort of browser bomb that only activates if you're logged into PD.com and subsequently attempt to log into TCC.

Sometimes you just have to FORCE people to do what's right.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Richter on September 13, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
Yellow mustard.  Good / Bad?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 08:57:22 PM
Happy B-day, Pope Tom.  I have no Q's for you, alas and alack.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.

That's a kind of siding.  There's also stuff that imitates the layered look of shingles but is made of aluminum or plastic.  Or fake brick or stone work as well.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 13, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
Yellow mustard.  Good / Bad?

All mustard is good.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.

That's a kind of siding.  There's also stuff that imitates the layered look of shingles but is made of aluminum or plastic.  Or fake brick or stone work as well.

So you put a fake covering on the real covering of your house?

That's awesome.  You Easterners are quaint.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 13, 2010, 09:04:24 PM
Will the Chiefs win tonight?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.

That's a kind of siding.  There's also stuff that imitates the layered look of shingles but is made of aluminum or plastic.  Or fake brick or stone work as well.

So you put a fake covering on the real covering of your house?

That's awesome.  You Easterners are quaint.

Depending on when the house was built the 'real covering' of a house may just be plywood.

One of the purposed of putting siding on a house is to save the painting maintenance that usually comes along with wood shingles.

The fake stone/brick/stucco is usually done by people who want their homes to look more fancy/ritzy/upper class.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.

That's a kind of siding.  There's also stuff that imitates the layered look of shingles but is made of aluminum or plastic.  Or fake brick or stone work as well.

So you put a fake covering on the real covering of your house?

That's awesome.  You Easterners are quaint.

Depending on when the house was built the 'real covering' of a house may just be plywood.

One of the purposed of putting siding on a house is to save the painting maintenance that usually comes along with wood shingles.

The fake stone/brick/stucco is usually done by people who want their homes to look more fancy/ritzy/upper class.

Here we use Stucco to keep the sun from turning your house into powder, and so we can pretend there aren't 10,000,000 termites eating the joint.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 09:04:24 PM
Will the Chiefs win tonight?

Yes, by 10 points.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:39:05 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
On this day (9/13) allow me to share my 39 years of wisdom with PD.com.

Ask me anything.

How do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

Show him what a real troll is, or ignore him.

You can have PD back but if it damages my siding one more time I'll have a word with your parents.

"Siding"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siding


Oh, so it's like artificial stucco.

That's a kind of siding.  There's also stuff that imitates the layered look of shingles but is made of aluminum or plastic.  Or fake brick or stone work as well.

So you put a fake covering on the real covering of your house?

That's awesome.  You Easterners are quaint.

Depending on when the house was built the 'real covering' of a house may just be plywood.

One of the purposed of putting siding on a house is to save the painting maintenance that usually comes along with wood shingles.

The fake stone/brick/stucco is usually done by people who want their homes to look more fancy/ritzy/upper class.

Here we use Stucco to keep the sun from turning your house into powder, and so we can pretend there aren't 10,000,000 termites eating the joint.

We're getting to that time in the Northeast where we won't see the sun again until sometime in May (if we're lucky).
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Ooh, got one:

tacos or burritos?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Ooh, got one:

tacos or burritos?

Going out to a restaurant burritos.

Making it at home tacos.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Ooh, got one:

tacos or burritos?

Going out to a restaurant burritos.

Making it at home tacos.

Q upon Q:

Wet or dry for the little burros?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
Ooh, got one:

tacos or burritos?

Going out to a restaurant burritos.

Making it at home tacos.

Q upon Q:

Wet or dry for the little burros?

Dry, and I'm not sure little is a good descriptor.  Most burritos I've gotten around here are dangerously close to the rule of never attempting to eat anything larger than your head.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Jenne on September 13, 2010, 09:29:00 PM
THEY MUST BE WET if you're getting them out and about!  Srsly, try if you haven't.  I like them dry if they don't DO them wet, but by all means, if you can get a wet, huge burrito, DOOOO EEET.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:31:24 PM
1) HAPPY BIRFDAY
2) When I met you, Richter and I both said to each other, "I thought popetom was older than that..." You look totally too young to be 39! How do you do it?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 13, 2010, 09:31:24 PM
1) HAPPY BIRFDAY
2) When I met you, Richter and I both said to each other, "I thought popetom was older than that..." You look totally too young to be 39! How do you do it?

Young women, alcohol, and only sleeping during daylight hours.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 13, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 13, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
Yellow mustard.  Good / Bad?

All mustard is good.

does this include mustard gas?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 13, 2010, 11:52:06 PM
What kind of cancer is killing PD?
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2010, 12:48:57 AM
Anal cancer.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 14, 2010, 12:49:45 AM
from all the butt hurt
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 14, 2010, 01:25:16 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 13, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:00:06 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 13, 2010, 08:33:20 PM
Yellow mustard.  Good / Bad?

All mustard is good.

does this include mustard gas?

No, mustard gas is a type of gas not a type of mustard. 

Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 14, 2010, 01:26:00 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 13, 2010, 11:52:06 PM
What kind of cancer is killing PD?

Bone(r) cancer.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2010, 02:03:27 AM
IS THAT A HUGE CANCEROUS TUMOR IN YOUR PANTS, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
\
:emily:


ACTUALLY, IT'S A TUMOR.
\
:mccain:
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: PopeTom on September 14, 2010, 05:24:25 AM
Now that it is no longer my birthday I will stop answering questions.

Thank you.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 06:23:29 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 09:04:24 PM
Will the Chiefs win tonight?

Yes, by 10 points.

By 7, but you sir, are a profit!
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 06:24:16 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 13, 2010, 11:52:06 PM
What kind of cancer is killing PD?

N00bicyclosis.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 14, 2010, 09:02:00 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 13, 2010, 08:21:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2010, 07:44:19 PMHow do we end the co-dependent bitch fest with TCC that is now what passes for "trolling"?

And if we do that, can we have PD back?

we need TripZip to write some sort of browser bomb that only activates if you're logged into PD.com and subsequently attempt to log into TCC.

Sometimes you just have to FORCE people to do what's right.

I dunno, people seem to be kicking arse over there. At least, a couple of things have been pretty much win. Also, it got us a couple of pretty cool new members. It also got us a couple of retarded trolls, but everybody gets to play with either of them and if you add one to the other, well fuck, I bet if we even just pit our n00bs against those trolls they could handle em with one hand behind their backs. How many trolls are there now anyway? The ones that keep returning? Two?

Additionally, as long as Cain is still busy scheming over there, it's not over. I trust he wouldn't waste his breath on just a bitch fest if there was no purpose to it. I wonder what the victory conditions are, however.

Though I'm sorry for you the ranting is down, Dok. I know you have a big passion for writing, and apparently a lot of our best writers (and our best insightful-writings-repliers) are keeping themselves busy with TCC. The other stuff, however, the crazy ideas, the weird science and technology, the humour and the pranks seem just fine though. You know I never been that much of a rant-person myself, but it's all aspects of what PD is. As long as most of them are active, the ones going slow will pick up sooner or later after some dormancy, I'm sure (=I hope).

So I don't really write rants. However, my plans for today are to fix Cramulus's wiki so that he and LMNO can collaborate to put the finishing touches on the Sacred Chao te Ching. Afterwards I'm going to fuck around with some code for shits and giggles. Either an idea I just had to identify trolls better, or some random generated squiggly line drawings. Or both.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 14, 2010, 12:09:55 PM
Nobody will ever convince me that there's anythign worthwhile to be gained by wasting all of our energy on a bunch of stupid smelly pagans. We've already got all the good people that were over there, now it's just like beating up retards.

I remember when PD didn't think of itself as some sort of Internet Fairness Police.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Adios on September 14, 2010, 03:02:58 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on September 13, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 13, 2010, 09:04:24 PM
Will the Chiefs win tonight?

Yes, by 10 points.

They won by 7, but you are still a profit.
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Cramulus on September 14, 2010, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 14, 2010, 12:09:55 PM
We've already got all the good people that were over there, now it's just like beating up retards.

I'm having trouble gaging the level of sympathy displayed in this post  :lol:
Title: Re: It's my birthday, ask me anything!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 14, 2010, 10:53:25 PM
Happy belated Pope Tom!