Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on September 14, 2010, 12:13:52 AM

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Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 14, 2010, 12:13:52 AM
I just had the kind of weekend that begs like suicidal masochist for some uncontrolled violence. Some people are asleep in their bed tonight who deserve to be awoken by the sound of their front door embedding itself in the far wall and my face staring down at them as they scream and bleed and beg for the horror to be over but, unfortunately, my hands are tied. Anything I do may be given in evidence. It might harm the case of someone very close to me. Someone who wouldn't last ten minutes in barlinnie. Rant to follow as soon as I can persuade every muscle in my body to stand down. War is the last resort here, not the first.
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Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 10:19:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 14, 2010, 12:13:52 AM
I just had the kind of weekend that begs like suicidal masochist for some uncontrolled violence. Some people are asleep in their bed tonight who deserve to be awoken by the sound of their front door embedding itself in the far wall and my face staring down at them as they scream and bleed and beg for the horror to be over but, unfortunately, my hands are tied. Anything I do may be given in evidence. It might harm the case of someone very close to me. Someone who wouldn't last ten minutes in barlinnie. Rant to follow as soon as I can persuade every muscle in my body to stand down. War is the last resort here, not the first.

Whatever it is, sounds rough man.  :sad:
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Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on September 14, 2010, 12:13:52 AM
I just had the kind of weekend that begs like suicidal masochist for some uncontrolled violence. Some people are asleep in their bed tonight who deserve to be awoken by the sound of their front door embedding itself in the far wall and my face staring down at them as they scream and bleed and beg for the horror to be over but, unfortunately, my hands are tied. Anything I do may be given in evidence. It might harm the case of someone very close to me. Someone who wouldn't last ten minutes in barlinnie. Rant to follow as soon as I can persuade every muscle in my body to stand down. War is the last resort here, not the first.

So hire a couple of geezers to do it for you.