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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2010, 08:14:21 PM

Title: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2010, 08:14:21 PM
I am going out to buy a new laptop.  I really want one that I can use something like boingo or some such for the open wireless as I am surrounded by coffee shops, libraries and so on and don't necessarily need an actual service if I understand correctly.

So, tell me what it is I'm asking for so I don't look any more stupid than I have too!  :lulz:

Thanks in advance!!!
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 14, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
Wifi

'wireless' will trigger a lot of salestypes to try and sell you a cell network contract.  I don't think they sell notebooks without wifi anymore.
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 08:22:04 PM
Seriously.
hell, i think the toothbrush i bought yesterday has wifi...
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Cain on September 14, 2010, 08:24:02 PM
My cat has wifi.  Or did, until we had to pin his ears back to stop them from getting sunburnt all the time.  Signal was never quite as good after that.
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Remington on September 14, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
Any laptop has WiFi. Figure out what you want beforehand, make a list of system specs, and stick to that list. Do never buy the extended warranty, no matter how hard the salesman beg/plead/cry.

Edit: Better yet, get a techie friend to come with you. Bribe him with food.
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
yeah. techies are usually suckers for free pizzas.
it's conditioned into us from engineering school.
and we have a pavlovian response to set up the hardware/software while eating it, so you'd get some bonus use...
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2010, 08:56:00 PM
So which one of y'all is gonna come to St. Louis and be my techie friend?

Food and alcohol provided  :D
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
there was a mass geek exile in MO?
you seriously don't know any techies there?
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 14, 2010, 09:02:25 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
there was a mass geek exile in MO?
you seriously don't know any techies there?

More like I really don't have friends here.....  :|
Title: Re: OK You people who know..... computer help please...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 14, 2010, 09:05:42 PM
St. Louis, Misery
:cry: