So Dok is having a warhammer made for me. It won't be done for a good long while, but it needs a name, and before it is finished so that it can be engraved on it.
Naming starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!
Red Death
Mjöllnir would be the obvious choice.
AC Slater
Killboner
Power of Attorney
Twunt
but i second crams AC Slater :lulz:
Tucson Tamer
MC Warhammer
or Hammer Time, or some variation on that.
Betsy
Portador de la Muerte
I thought the obvious would be Zappa.... :|
Permanent Ban Hammer
The PBH
The Mistress Mallet
Ball Peen Slammer
aaaaan Im dry.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
"Q.E.D." for short.
Swing State
Broadway
Junk Shot
Top Kill
Raw Meathammah
The Tapping Stick
Ten Ton Hammer
Your |
Face |
Here V
and Seconding these suggestions: "Q.E.D." for short. Power of Attorney. Mjöllnir
Mjöllnir
What is? :?
Oh! Yeah! :lulz:
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.
sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.
sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?
Pffft. It's not the size of the handle, it's how you smite with it.
Maxwell
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.
sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?
Pffft. It's not the size of the handle, it's how you smite with it.
:lulz:
Para Gran Justicia
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind
Elvis much?
Sugar
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 15, 2010, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind
Elvis much?
You know it makes sense.
Everything will be fine when Elvis is on your side.
Hammerstein
Doc Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Hammer)
Victor Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hammer)
Malleus
Ballhammer
Grimthwacker
Tacklebox
Compensation
Double Standard
Justice
Captain America
Krull
Conan the Barbarian
Patty's Little Incident
Quite Enough
Mittelschmerz
Customer Service
Irontstone
Bonesnap
Steeldriver
Earthshaker
The Gavel Of Pain
Nord's Tenderizer
The Cranium Basher
Horadric Malus
TRUTH.
THE BARSTOOL
or
CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH :lol:
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 15, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
THE BARSTOOL
or
CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH :lol:
I was just about to suggest Barstool.
:barstool:
May have severe side-effects
Reply hazy, try again
The Slap-Smotetm
The Smiteytm
The Sham-Pow!tm
I am thoroughly enjoying all these.
KEEP UP THE CREATIVITY, SPAGS! <3
La señora del Amor
Michael Chabon, Gentlemen of the Road Reference:
Defiler of Your Mother
Alternatively:
Gallagher
Small Hammer #2
Whack-a-Molenkey
Nurse's Assistant
My Credentials
Azm'ftthgkunthrir, Born of the World Tree
Azm'ftthgkunthrir L. Diaz
Carrot AND Stick
Diplomacy
Eloquence
Hammer of +1 Smiting
" :lulz: "
www.principiadiscordia.com but embossed and mirror written.
The Widowmaker
The Peacemaker
The Village Raper
The Virginity Taker
The Spice in the Rack
The Fucking Ass-Smack
The Cat that Meows
The Jaws that Attacks
The Ocular Liberator
De twenty
The Morale Builder
Objection!
This Hammer is Dildoes.
My Other Hammer is Pnuematic.
Hammer Toss > Dwarf Toss.
100% Freshly Squeezed Pure Orange Justice (With Bits).
Nanohammer.
This Is Your Brain On Drugs.
Yorba Linda McCartney. (Incidentally, a Holy Name I was going to bestow on you when you requested one, before deciding to stick wth TGRR's(Peace Be Upon Him) original choice).
The Tucson Buddha.
Daily Llama Drama.
Pax Christus.
Tucson Tickler
Jesus' Holy Dick (can you imagine: "I smite thee with Jesus' Holy Dick!"?)
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bam Bam
My Magic Wand
My Little Pony
The Crucible
The Wu-Tang's Wang
Buddha's Little Secret
Hamma Lamma Ding Dong
Fuzzy Wuzzlekins
The Old Thump and Lump
Liddle Piggie
Truth Serum
Back Massager
"Hammer Krushya Hammer Krushya
Krushya Krushya Hammer Hammer
Hammer Rammer Hammer Rammer
Rammer Rammer Hammer Hammer"
"Psalm 23"
"I Dare You To Say 'What' One More Time"
"Stupid Seeking Missile"
"We Fight On The Lie"
"I Am American Than YUO"
"The Magic Bullet"
"The Grassy Knoll"
The Inquisitor
Stun Fun
More Than It Hurts Me
Shake Weight
Problem Solver
"Ask me how to lose 5 pounds instantly"
Deez Nuts
Merlin
PeeWee
Freeky's Little Friend
Freeky Jr.
Scorned Woman
Every 3rd Tuesday
Why I Married Your Mother
Big Jimmy
Lots 'O Pulp
Bone Marrow Transplant
Health Care Reform
FUCK YOU MY MOTHER DIED FROM HAMMER SMASHED SKULL
The Scandinavian Inquisition
Finish Him!
Swords Are For Losers
I Smash You Dead Then I Smash You Some More
Unnecessary Dental Surgery
Squeezing Your Blood Onto a Stone
WWTD?
AD FUNDUM
Instant Karma
Deja Vu
The Fortuneteller
Brainteaser
French Tickler
The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Exhibit A :lulz:
These are awesome.
I suggest:
"Glimpse of Satori"
"The Persuader" (really what my physicist grandfather calls his long handled sledge)
Insight
The Rainmaker
Satan's Grandchild
Can of Worms
Pandora's Lockbox
A Sweet, Mericful Fuck
The Woman's Prerogative
Half Past a Monkey's Ass
Brass Monkey
KnuckleFucker
Skull Candy
Extreme Stool Softener
Pavlovian Conditioning Instrument #1
Smiling Buddha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiling_Buddha
"Reason"
I second this ^
Tucson Legal System
Option B
Freddie Mercury
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2010, 05:56:27 PM
Incidentally, I think BallzDeep would be a great name for a rapper.
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Your avatar frightens me. :lol:
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
:lulz:
Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
:lulz:
Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
FORM OF: AN ANGRY WOMAN!
SHAPE OF: MANSLAUGHTER!
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
:lulz:
Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
FORM OF: AN ANGRY WOMAN!
SHAPE OF: MANSLAUGHTER!
I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
True. I shall take that into consideration, dear Motherfuckin' Messiah. :D
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM
I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:
Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?
Show some mercy, FFS.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM
I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:
Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?
Show some mercy, FFS.
Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Shit man. How inconsiderate of him :lol:
Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM
I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:
Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?
Show some mercy, FFS.
Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.
Point.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Shit man. How inconsiderate of him :lol:
Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.
It's not too serious. Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Shit man. How inconsiderate of him :lol:
Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.
It's not too serious. Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.
Argh argh argh. :(
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Shit man. How inconsiderate of him :lol:
Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.
It's not too serious. Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.
Argh argh argh. :(
Just another day in Side Effect City™.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".
And they have meathammers, Payne. Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers. And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.
The Other Great Communicator
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".
And they have meathammers, Payne. Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers. And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.
Only when we don't... nevermind.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".
And they have meathammers, Payne. Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers. And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.
:cry:
I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.
Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.
stan
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:04:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".
And they have meathammers, Payne. Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers. And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.
:cry:
I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.
Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.
Just don't let her have a meathammer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Poured as in cast?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Poured as in cast?
Yes.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.
And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.
Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
This is true, and there's no rush. The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday. He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while. It's already poured, but that's it.
Poured as in cast?
Yes. We get bored sometimes.
Cast steel I take it?
I had an evil hammer once. It was a wire feed welded monstrosity made of scraps of iron. The head was a cross bar. It's name was Horse Concussion. I think it must have weighed eight pounds. Alas, the welding gave out after a few years. It is not missed.
Inshallah
Turdsmoosher the Magnificent
Peg-leg of Burin the Stout on a Stick
Doompain Baneplague the Deathsmiter, Everwrathful Stormcaller of Hellcocks
Of Mice and Men
The Waltz
I don't recall if Shit!Fuck!Damn! has been suggested yet, but seconded if so.
Alternatively, just call it the number of foes it has vanquished, as marked by notches carved into it.
"This is eighty-four."
"It was sixty-two last night!."
"Slow night in Tucson."
Fuck Shit Stack.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.
ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.
ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Damn, less things to hit with it.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.
ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.
Quote from: Kai on September 16, 2010, 09:16:50 PM
Fuck Shit Stack.
Have you heard the comedy bit on that? It's fucking hilarious.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.
ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.
Ohhhhhh.
Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:44:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.
ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.
Ohhhhhh.
Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.
And several other things that may or may not be done to it after being cast, that I don't know.
And it generally not a good idea to hit things close in hardness together in any case.
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
It's notta weapon, itsa bit o' shine for my belt, officer.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless :lulz:
She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless :lulz:
She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.
Part of the reason its so funny
Mistress Freeky.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY CAUSE DROOLING.
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/SANY0057.jpg)
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. :sad:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. :sad:
:D
Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. :sad:
:D
Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.
OOh, WANT! Where'd you get those, Hawk?
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. :sad:
:D
Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.
OOh, WANT! Where'd you get those, Hawk?
At the Country Stampede. The vendor called them Bear Claws, but I can't find them online anywhere.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 04:10:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person. :sad:
:D
Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.
OOh, WANT! Where'd you get those, Hawk?
At the Country Stampede. The vendor called them Bear Claws, but I can't find them online anywhere.
Hm...I'll look around at our Asian markets and fair booths, then. Now that I know they exist, I'll know what I'm looking for. I like to have a mission in those types of places because otherwise I get lost in all the detritus that I DON'T need...
We even have a restaurant supply place or 3 down here I can check out. (We do these turkey fry-ups and lamb roasts that would make those come in REAL handy-dandy!)
You may also try Jack's Enterprises, 785-340-7367.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
You may also try Jack's Enterprises, 785-340-7367.
Cool, thx--noted!
You are inspiring me, Freeky... I might have to start carrying a chasing hammer around with me, because they are beautiful.
Roofing hammer?
(http://www.hammer-manufacturer.com/rimages/44/hammer-manufacturer-LXA21-B.jpg)
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
You are inspiring me, Freeky... I might have to start carrying a chasing hammer around with me, because they are beautiful.
I always try to inspire people. I''m glad it's working for you. :D
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
Horadric Malus
De Twenty
Finish Him
How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
:lulz:
Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
I like all the above. But especially Nurse Power Activate.
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Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
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"why are you running after that guy with a hammer?"
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
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Its name should be "The Geometry of Mayhem: A Dirge of Blunt Force Trauma".
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Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68sh785Rj1qz6lhro1_500.jpg)
Its name should be "The Geometry of Mayhem: A Dirge of Blunt Force Trauma".
I like it!
:)
I was inspired.
Huhn Vergewaltiger