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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 02:47:41 PM

Title: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 02:47:41 PM
So Dok is having a warhammer made for me. It won't be done for a good long while, but it needs a name, and before it is finished so that it can be engraved on it.

Naming starts in 3... 2... 1... GO!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
Red Death
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Cain on September 15, 2010, 02:50:23 PM
Mjöllnir would be the obvious choice.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 02:50:33 PM
AC Slater

Killboner

Power of Attorney
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 15, 2010, 02:51:10 PM
Twunt



but i second crams AC Slater  :lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 02:51:43 PM
Tucson Tamer
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 15, 2010, 02:52:52 PM
MC Warhammer

or Hammer Time, or some variation on that.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Rumckle on September 15, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Betsy
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 02:58:41 PM
Portador de la Muerte
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 15, 2010, 03:08:42 PM
I thought the obvious would be Zappa....  :|
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 15, 2010, 03:10:58 PM
Permanent Ban Hammer

The PBH

The Mistress Mallet

Ball Peen Slammer

aaaaan Im dry.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
Quod Erat Demonstrandum


"Q.E.D." for short.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:14:58 PM
Swing State
Broadway
Junk Shot
Top Kill
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
Raw Meathammah

The Tapping Stick

Ten Ton Hammer

Your   |
Face   |
Here  V

and Seconding these suggestions: "Q.E.D." for short. Power of Attorney. Mjöllnir
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
Mjöllnir

What is? :?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 03:21:52 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 15, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
Mjöllnir

What is? :?

Thor's madjgickk hammer.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
Oh! Yeah! :lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.

sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.

sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?

Pffft. It's not the size of the handle, it's how you smite with it.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 15, 2010, 03:28:11 PM
Maxwell
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:28:45 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 15, 2010, 03:28:11 PM
Maxwell

:crankey:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 15, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
mjolnir has a "short handle". It's essentially an old norse dick joke.

sort of like how some might giggle if Thor drove a hummer. COMPENSATING MUCH?

Pffft. It's not the size of the handle, it's how you smite with it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 03:33:11 PM
Para Gran Justicia
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind

Elvis much?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 15, 2010, 03:38:37 PM
Sugar
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 15, 2010, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 15, 2010, 03:36:02 PM
All Shook Up
Hard Headed Woman
Big Hunk O'Love
Good Luck Charm
Devil In Disguise
Way Down
Kiss Me Quick
King Creole
Little Sister
Kentucky Rain
Always On My Mind

Elvis much?

You know it makes sense.

Everything will be fine when Elvis is on your side.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Rumckle on September 15, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
Hammerstein
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 04:00:55 PM
Doc Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Hammer)
Victor Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Hammer)
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Richter on September 15, 2010, 04:29:17 PM
Malleus
Ballhammer
Grimthwacker
Tacklebox
Compensation
Double Standard
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 04:37:14 PM
Justice
Captain America
Krull
Conan the Barbarian
Patty's Little Incident
Quite Enough
Mittelschmerz
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 04:38:03 PM
Customer Service
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 15, 2010, 04:40:36 PM
Irontstone
Bonesnap
Steeldriver
Earthshaker
The Gavel Of Pain
Nord's Tenderizer
The Cranium Basher
Horadric Malus
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 04:41:52 PM
TRUTH.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Triple Zero on September 15, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
THE BARSTOOL

or

CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH :lol:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 15, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
THE BARSTOOL

or

CHAIRLEG OF TRUTH :lol:


I was just about to suggest Barstool.

:barstool:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 15, 2010, 04:45:07 PM
May have severe side-effects

Reply hazy, try again
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 04:45:16 PM
The Slap-Smotetm

The Smiteytm

The Sham-Pow!tm

Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 15, 2010, 04:57:21 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying all these.

KEEP UP THE CREATIVITY, SPAGS! <3
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 15, 2010, 05:02:27 PM
Quote from: Rev. Where's-My-Hat? on September 15, 2010, 04:38:03 PM
Customer Service
:lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 15, 2010, 05:36:12 PM
La señora del Amor
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 15, 2010, 07:28:43 PM
Michael Chabon, Gentlemen of the Road Reference:

Defiler of Your Mother

Alternatively:

Gallagher
Small Hammer #2
Whack-a-Molenkey
Nurse's Assistant
My Credentials
Azm'ftthgkunthrir, Born of the World Tree
Azm'ftthgkunthrir L. Diaz
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 07:36:16 PM
Carrot AND Stick

Diplomacy

Eloquence

Hammer of +1 Smiting

" :lulz: "

www.principiadiscordia.com but embossed and mirror written.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 07:56:06 PM
The Widowmaker
The Peacemaker
The Village Raper
The Virginity Taker
The Spice in the Rack
The Fucking Ass-Smack
The Cat that Meows
The Jaws that Attacks
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 08:00:31 PM
The Ocular Liberator
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: the last yatto on September 15, 2010, 08:02:58 PM
De twenty
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 08:03:55 PM
The Morale Builder
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 08:04:27 PM
Objection!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 08:05:18 PM
This Hammer is Dildoes.

My Other Hammer is Pnuematic.

Hammer Toss > Dwarf Toss.

100% Freshly Squeezed Pure Orange Justice (With Bits).

Nanohammer.

This Is Your Brain On Drugs.

Yorba Linda McCartney. (Incidentally, a Holy Name I was going to bestow on you when you requested one, before deciding to stick wth TGRR's(Peace Be Upon Him) original choice).

The Tucson Buddha.

Daily Llama Drama.

Pax Christus.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2010, 08:09:58 PM
Tucson Tickler
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
Jesus' Holy Dick (can you imagine: "I smite thee with Jesus' Holy Dick!"?)
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
Bam Bam
My Magic Wand
My Little Pony
The Crucible
The Wu-Tang's Wang
Buddha's Little Secret
Hamma Lamma Ding Dong
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
Fuzzy Wuzzlekins
The Old Thump and Lump
Liddle Piggie
Truth Serum
Back Massager
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 15, 2010, 08:18:35 PM
"Hammer Krushya Hammer Krushya

Krushya Krushya Hammer Hammer

Hammer Rammer Hammer Rammer

Rammer Rammer Hammer Hammer"

"Psalm 23"

"I Dare You To Say 'What' One More Time"

"Stupid Seeking Missile"

"We Fight On The Lie"

"I Am American Than YUO"

"The Magic Bullet"

Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
"The Grassy Knoll"
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2010, 08:23:05 PM
The Inquisitor
Stun Fun
More Than It Hurts Me
Shake Weight
Problem Solver
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 15, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
"Ask me how to lose 5 pounds instantly"
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 08:36:33 PM
Deez Nuts
Merlin
PeeWee
Freeky's Little Friend
Freeky Jr.
Scorned Woman
Every 3rd Tuesday
Why I Married Your Mother
Big Jimmy
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 08:36:51 PM
Lots 'O Pulp

Bone Marrow Transplant

Health Care Reform

FUCK YOU MY MOTHER DIED FROM HAMMER SMASHED SKULL

The Scandinavian Inquisition

Finish Him!

Swords Are For Losers

I Smash You Dead Then I Smash You Some More

Unnecessary Dental Surgery

Squeezing Your Blood Onto a Stone

WWTD?  



Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
AD FUNDUM
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 08:38:55 PM
Instant Karma
Deja Vu
The Fortuneteller
Brainteaser
French Tickler
The Vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 15, 2010, 08:41:13 PM
Exhibit A  :lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Kai on September 15, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
These are awesome.

I suggest:

"Glimpse of Satori"

"The Persuader" (really what my physicist grandfather calls his long handled sledge)

Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 08:48:35 PM
Insight
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 15, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
The Rainmaker
Satan's Grandchild
Can of Worms
Pandora's Lockbox
A Sweet, Mericful Fuck
The Woman's Prerogative
Half Past a Monkey's Ass
Brass Monkey
KnuckleFucker
Skull Candy
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 15, 2010, 08:52:28 PM
Extreme Stool Softener
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Rumckle on September 16, 2010, 02:57:46 AM
Pavlovian Conditioning Instrument #1
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 16, 2010, 03:24:41 AM
Smiling Buddha.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiling_Buddha
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jasper on September 16, 2010, 03:31:14 AM
"Reason"
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Rumckle on September 16, 2010, 03:42:58 AM
I second this ^


Tucson Legal System
Option B
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: AFK on September 16, 2010, 01:53:26 PM
Freddie Mercury
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2010, 06:39:09 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 16, 2010, 05:56:27 PM
Incidentally, I think BallzDeep would be a great name for a rapper.


Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 16, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Your avatar frightens me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

:lulz:

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

:lulz:

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver

FORM OF:  AN ANGRY WOMAN!

SHAPE OF:  MANSLAUGHTER!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

:lulz:

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver

FORM OF:  AN ANGRY WOMAN!

SHAPE OF:  MANSLAUGHTER!

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 07:55:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

True. I shall take that into consideration, dear Motherfuckin' Messiah. :D
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.

Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him  :lol:

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:58:27 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:55:09 PM

I only have to squich testies to get them out of the gene pool, though! :lol:

Yeah, but shit, why the hell would you stop THERE?

Show some mercy, FFS.

Mercy is for those people the universe doesn't need help punishing.

Point.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him  :lol:

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him  :lol:

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.

Argh argh argh. :(
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:01:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:59:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:58:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Shit man. How inconsiderate of him  :lol:

Seriously though, I hope he recovers at the soonest.

It's not too serious.  Broken thumb, torn up knee, and he looks like someone kicked him through a cheese grater, but all in all, not bad for a motorcycle wreck.

Argh argh argh. :(

Just another day in Side Effect City™.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: President Television on September 16, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
The Other Great Communicator
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 08:04:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

Only when we don't... nevermind.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:04:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

:cry:

I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.

Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: the dreadful hours on September 16, 2010, 08:16:20 PM
stan
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:25:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:04:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Surely this means that the quota for Motorcycle Wrecks is used up for this quarter then, and you are presumaly entirely and completely safe in getting yourself a new one then?

No, because Nurse Enabler, TGG, and Freeky all say "no".

And they have meathammers, Payne.  Horrible 1 pound spiky meat tenderizers.  And they beat me with them whenever they catch me napping.

:cry:

I am deeply saddened, Doktor. Mere words cannot express.

Pixie it seems cannot wait for me to get work sorted and get my ass on a bike. She wants taken on rides.

Just don't let her have a meathammer.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 16, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?

Yes.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 08:47:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 16, 2010, 07:54:12 PM
Seriousy, you recieve a Holy WeaponTM, you want a Holy NameTM for it.

And I'm your man for Holy NamesTM.

Trust me, I'm a Messiah.

This is true, and there's no rush.  The guy who is making it is also the guy who wrecked his motorcycle on Tuesday.  He won't be doing anything with the hammer for a while.  It's already poured, but that's it.

Poured as in cast?

Yes.  We get bored sometimes.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jasper on September 16, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
I had an evil hammer once.  It was a wire feed welded monstrosity made of scraps of iron.  The head was a cross bar.  It's name was Horse Concussion.  I think it must have weighed eight pounds.  Alas, the welding gave out after a few years.  It is not missed.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 16, 2010, 09:02:45 PM
Inshallah
Turdsmoosher the Magnificent
Peg-leg of Burin the Stout on a Stick
Doompain Baneplague the Deathsmiter, Everwrathful Stormcaller of Hellcocks
Of Mice and Men
The Waltz
I don't recall if Shit!Fuck!Damn! has been suggested yet, but seconded if so.

Alternatively, just call it the number of foes it has vanquished, as marked by notches carved into it.

"This is eighty-four."
"It was sixty-two last night!."
"Slow night in Tucson."
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Kai on September 16, 2010, 09:16:50 PM
Fuck Shit Stack.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 09:27:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Damn, less things to hit with it.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 16, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 16, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 16, 2010, 09:16:50 PM
Fuck Shit Stack.

Have you heard the comedy bit on that?  It's fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:44:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.

Ohhhhhh.

Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 16, 2010, 09:50:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:44:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:42:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:25:38 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Cast metals, as opposed to extruded or forged metals, have irregular and random grain. It being made of random scrap of dubious quality is just icing on the cake of potential steel shard flying about.

Ohhhhhh.

Nurse Freeky,
Not a metalurgist.
And several other things that may or may not be done to it after being cast, that I don't know.

And it generally not a good idea to hit things close in hardness together in any case.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 16, 2010, 09:56:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

It's notta weapon, itsa bit o' shine for my belt, officer.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless  :lulz:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 16, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless  :lulz:

She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 16, 2010, 10:05:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 16, 2010, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless  :lulz:

She'd barely be able to pick it up. Her dog weighs less than a warhammer.

Part of the reason its so funny
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 03:48:18 PM
Mistress Freeky.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MAY CAUSE DROOLING.

(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/SANY0057.jpg)
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person.  :sad:
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person.  :sad:

:D

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person.  :sad:

:D

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.

OOh, WANT!  Where'd you get those, Hawk?
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 04:10:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person.  :sad:

:D

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.

OOh, WANT!  Where'd you get those, Hawk?

At the Country Stampede. The vendor called them Bear Claws, but I can't find them online anywhere.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:14:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 04:10:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:06:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 17, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I'm not a stabby weapon type of person.  :sad:

:D

Oddly, their real purpose is to handle large hot food items, like prime rib, etc.

OOh, WANT!  Where'd you get those, Hawk?

At the Country Stampede. The vendor called them Bear Claws, but I can't find them online anywhere.

Hm...I'll look around at our Asian markets and fair booths, then.  Now that I know they exist, I'll know what I'm looking for.  I like to have a mission in those types of places because otherwise I get lost in all the detritus that I DON'T need...

We even have a restaurant supply place or 3 down here I can check out.  (We do these turkey fry-ups and lamb roasts that would make those come in REAL handy-dandy!)
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
You may also try Jack's Enterprises, 785-340-7367.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jenne on September 17, 2010, 04:24:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 17, 2010, 04:21:39 PM
You may also try Jack's Enterprises, 785-340-7367.

Cool, thx--noted!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
You are inspiring me, Freeky... I might have to start carrying a chasing hammer around with me, because they are beautiful.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 17, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
Roofing hammer?

(http://www.hammer-manufacturer.com/rimages/44/hammer-manufacturer-LXA21-B.jpg)
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Freeky on September 17, 2010, 05:28:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 04:37:30 PM
You are inspiring me, Freeky... I might have to start carrying a chasing hammer around with me, because they are beautiful.

I always try to inspire people. I''m glad it's working for you. :D
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 17, 2010, 08:42:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 16, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                           Horadric Malus
                           De Twenty
                           Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Nurse Power as in, "NURSE POWER ACTIVATE!" Or like Girl Power, only for Nurses?

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 16, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 16, 2010, 07:49:48 PM
I totally agree with The Gavel of pain
                          Horadric Malus
                          De Twenty
                          Finish Him

How about Zeus or Nurse Power.

Or HROMDAR, SQUASHER OF TESTICLES!

:lulz:

Oh! Oh! The Darwin Award Giver
I like all the above. But especially Nurse Power Activate.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68sh785Rj1qz6lhro1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 17, 2010, 09:01:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68sh785Rj1qz6lhro1_500.jpg)
"why are you running after that guy with a hammer?"
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jasper on September 17, 2010, 09:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68sh785Rj1qz6lhro1_500.jpg)

Its name should be "The Geometry of Mayhem: A Dirge of Blunt Force Trauma".
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 17, 2010, 10:22:17 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 17, 2010, 09:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 17, 2010, 09:00:32 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68sh785Rj1qz6lhro1_500.jpg)

Its name should be "The Geometry of Mayhem: A Dirge of Blunt Force Trauma".

I like it!
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Jasper on September 17, 2010, 10:40:06 PM
:)

I was inspired.
Title: Re: Name My Warhammer!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 05:32:51 AM
Huhn Vergewaltiger