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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 17, 2010, 04:32:29 AM

Title: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 17, 2010, 04:32:29 AM
I am in the middle of nowhere. Also, I brought beer and an awesome tent from ALPS Mountaineering (if you're kooking for an awesome tent on the cheap, ALPS is the way to go).

Anyways, I turned my phone on for shits and giggles (mostly to play Angry Birds) and I found that I somehow have 3G reception.

So, ask me anything.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Adios on September 17, 2010, 04:39:38 AM
Then you are nowhere near the middle of nowhere. I can show you where that place is.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 17, 2010, 05:01:41 AM
Get out of there now.
It means that there are extraterrestrials in the area logging on an looking at  porn. Book it before they find you and reenact some of that porn.
:tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 17, 2010, 05:26:35 AM
What kind of beer do you have?

Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 17, 2010, 05:33:12 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 17, 2010, 05:26:35 AM
What kind of beer do you have?

Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?

BBW
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: the last yatto on September 17, 2010, 05:55:30 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 17, 2010, 06:16:24 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 17, 2010, 05:55:30 AM
:lulz:

Well, I mean... of course. Fills up the screen, like.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 17, 2010, 06:21:43 AM
ANAL?
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 17, 2010, 07:01:42 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 06:21:43 AM
ANAL?

eventually, yeah. As long as it's not ATM. small screen will not fix horrible.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Triple Zero on September 17, 2010, 09:17:23 AM
Do you have Wireshark installed? Do some packet sniffing, see if there's other people nearby in the middle of your nowhere and tell them to go to their own middle of nowhere damn bitches.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
G7P: Have you fought and defeated a bear hand to hand yet? Have you acidentally on purpose married a sibling? Are you making your own moonshine and shooting at Guv'mint types who come knocking on your (tent)door? Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

~~~Payne: Doesn't believe you are in the middle of nowhere at all...
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: AFK on September 17, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
So, does it make a sound? 
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 17, 2010, 05:01:41 AM
Get out of there now.
It means that there are extraterrestrials in the area logging on an looking at  porn. Book it before they find you and reenact some of that porn.
:tinfoilhat:

I was using their wireless to look at porn, we had a circlejerk when they found me.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 17, 2010, 05:26:35 AM
What kind of beer do you have?

Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?

Steel Reserve and Becks.

Pterodactyl porn.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:50:30 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 06:21:43 AM
ANAL?

The aliens beat you to it.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:51:21 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 17, 2010, 09:17:23 AM
Do you have Wireshark installed? Do some packet sniffing, see if there's other people nearby in the middle of your nowhere and tell them to go to their own middle of nowhere damn bitches.

On my phone? You can do that?
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
G7P: Have you fought and defeated a bear hand to hand yet? Have you acidentally on purpose married a sibling? Are you making your own moonshine and shooting at Guv'mint types who come knocking on your (tent)door? Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?

~~~Payne: Doesn't believe you are in the middle of nowhere at all...

No. No. No and no. Yes.

~~~G7P: Notes that your belief is unnecessary.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 03:52:54 AM
Quote from: Rev. Who-Are-You? ooh-ooh  ooh ooh on September 17, 2010, 01:43:49 PM
So, does it make a sound? 

Yes.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

:vom:
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

:vom:

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Payne on September 18, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

:vom:

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?

Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.
Title: Re: ITT: I am camped out in the middle of nowhere, but there is somehow Internet...
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 18, 2010, 04:12:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.

You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?

:vom:

Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?

Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.

Oh, shit... I forgot about that.

Hey, let me borrow your wallet and passport for 3 weeks.