I am in the middle of nowhere. Also, I brought beer and an awesome tent from ALPS Mountaineering (if you're kooking for an awesome tent on the cheap, ALPS is the way to go).
Anyways, I turned my phone on for shits and giggles (mostly to play Angry Birds) and I found that I somehow have 3G reception.
So, ask me anything.
Then you are nowhere near the middle of nowhere. I can show you where that place is.
Get out of there now.
It means that there are extraterrestrials in the area logging on an looking at porn. Book it before they find you and reenact some of that porn.
:tinfoilhat:
What kind of beer do you have?
Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 17, 2010, 05:26:35 AM
What kind of beer do you have?
Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?
BBW
:lulz:
Quote from: Pēleus on September 17, 2010, 05:55:30 AM
:lulz:
Well, I mean... of course. Fills up the screen, like.
ANAL?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 17, 2010, 06:21:43 AM
ANAL?
eventually, yeah. As long as it's not ATM. small screen will not fix horrible.
Do you have Wireshark installed? Do some packet sniffing, see if there's other people nearby in the middle of your nowhere and tell them to go to their own middle of nowhere damn bitches.
G7P: Have you fought and defeated a bear hand to hand yet? Have you acidentally on purpose married a sibling? Are you making your own moonshine and shooting at Guv'mint types who come knocking on your (tent)door? Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
~~~Payne: Doesn't believe you are in the middle of nowhere at all...
So, does it make a sound?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 17, 2010, 05:01:41 AM
Get out of there now.
It means that there are extraterrestrials in the area logging on an looking at porn. Book it before they find you and reenact some of that porn.
:tinfoilhat:
I was using their wireless to look at porn, we had a circlejerk when they found me.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 17, 2010, 05:26:35 AM
What kind of beer do you have?
Also, what kind of porn do you watch on a tiny phone screen in the middle of nowhere?
Steel Reserve and Becks.
Pterodactyl porn.
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 17, 2010, 09:17:23 AM
Do you have Wireshark installed? Do some packet sniffing, see if there's other people nearby in the middle of your nowhere and tell them to go to their own middle of nowhere damn bitches.
On my phone? You can do that?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
G7P: Have you fought and defeated a bear hand to hand yet? Have you acidentally on purpose married a sibling? Are you making your own moonshine and shooting at Guv'mint types who come knocking on your (tent)door? Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
~~~Payne: Doesn't believe you are in the middle of nowhere at all...
No. No. No and no. Yes.
~~~G7P: Notes that your belief is unnecessary.
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.
You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?
:vom:
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.
You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?
:vom:
Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?
Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 18, 2010, 08:42:05 AM
Quote from: Grade 7 Pannus on September 18, 2010, 03:52:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 17, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
Have you misdirected a hen to an incorrect location?
Yes.
You sick sick bastard. You know you are banned from Australia now, right?
:vom:
Yeah, but why the fuck would I ever want to go to Australia?
Dingo tipping. And you just KNOW that there has to be some sick as fuck thing you could do to that opera house.
Oh, shit... I forgot about that.
Hey, let me borrow your wallet and passport for 3 weeks.