Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 17, 2010, 11:42:30 PM

Title: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 17, 2010, 11:42:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayDw2gS7-0

The War on Christmas is now a movie.
Discuss.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Jasper on September 17, 2010, 11:46:48 PM
In a classic example of wagging the dog, the whole issue of a "war on christmas" actually makes me want to wage war on christmas.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
Oh for fuck's sake.

Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: The Johnny on September 18, 2010, 01:02:38 AM

ITS FUCKING SEPTEMBER - PLEASE
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 02:28:47 AM
I support Christmas at Ground Zero.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Suu on September 18, 2010, 05:57:34 AM
I keep my Christmas. My secular, if not pagan Christmas, celebrated at Saturnalia/Solstice/Mithra instead of June.

Constantine I is a goddamn Discordian Saint of the highest merit. Without him, we wouldn't have so much shit to laugh at. He mindfucked the entire goddamn Roman Empire into thinking he was Christian (and modern Christians at that) even though he wasn't fully baptized until his death bed.

If it wasn't for Constantine, the religious strife we have today may not be as severe.

All hail, Saint Constantine the Constant Conniver of Constantinople.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 18, 2010, 07:03:34 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

:lulz:

Weird Al is the shit.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Epimetheus on September 18, 2010, 07:16:17 AM
Quote from: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 18, 2010, 01:15:42 AM
I'm imagining Santa Claus in his Arctic bunker roaring obscenities over his blaring machine gun as bombs explode and elf limbs go flying in the background.

Perhaps I'll click the link when this image fades.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-336010677/weird_al_yankovic_christmas_at_ground_zero_official_music_video/

You must have meant to link The Night Santa Went Crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-0fND4HwKk).
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Telarus on September 18, 2010, 07:22:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0


Hahaha, just found an good interesting version of that.

Hahaha, Snow-man Yankovic.
Title: Re: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 01:14:57 PM
Chances are, if this isn't just a scam to get WarOnChristmasTards to part with their money (as the ever "financially troubled" Red Dawn remake seems to be) then it will be a Box Office flop, along the lines of An American Carol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Carol).