Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM

Title: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 18, 2010, 02:36:26 AM
Girl gets kicked off the cheerleading squad because her mother doesn't approve of a cheer that says "our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right."
Before you accuse her of overreacting, her daughter is six

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/local_news/fallout-after-risqu%C3%A9-cheer-controversy
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 02:38:37 AM
THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THAT CHEER?!?!?!?!

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 02:42:22 AM
OOooooooggghhhhh.... that whole article makes me MAD!!
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 18, 2010, 02:46:44 AM
I can see that by the fact that you posted twice.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 18, 2010, 04:11:48 AM
Holy fucking shit!

All I can say is, I approve of the way the mom handled it, and I hope it provides a scarring can of whoop-ass for the other moms who for some reason think that shit is OK.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Suu on September 18, 2010, 05:59:05 AM
QuoteThe team voted to keep the cheer and voted unanimously to remove the child from the team. The family will get a full refund and they can come back next year on probation if they want.

:|
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Nast on September 18, 2010, 06:32:54 AM
I doubt the mother's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Chairman Risus on September 18, 2010, 07:30:06 AM
 
Quote from: Nast on September 18, 2010, 06:32:54 AM
I doubt the mother's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Lies on September 18, 2010, 07:32:38 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 18, 2010, 06:32:54 AM
I doubt the mother's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 04:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!
The mothers of the potentiall next Britney Spears?
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
But why would a team of 6-year-old cheerleaders unanimously vote to keep the cheer and boot the cheerleader?! Whole lotta bitches I think.

Who stands for this kinda shit?!

They were probably told beforehand "[said girl and her mother] are trying to stop you from being cheerleaders.  Now we should vote on whether we will let them do this, or go on as we always have?"  Six year olds aren't exactly difficult to deceive.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 18, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
Yeah, but what about THEIR mothers? Or teachers? Or who the fuck ever has any decency?
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 04:49:39 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_mom

Only, in this case, cheerleading.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 08:12:38 PM
Those parents will one day wonder why their baby is pregnant or raped. The kids are being taught a very bad lesson.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: Suu on September 18, 2010, 08:40:55 PM
I've seen my fair share of cheerleading/dance/gymnastics/sparkle moms. They're usually very plain and angry women. Probably because they're fucking ugly even though somehow managed to procreate, and therefore, they live vicariously through their young girls.

6 year olds wearing skimpy cheerleading outfits and makeup getting yelled at by their mom for not trying hard enough day in and day out...fucking wrong. Yet our idea of "abuse" has to do with hitting your kids.
Title: Re: Our skirts are too tight, we shake our booties from left to right!
Post by: maphdet on September 18, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess
6 year olds wearing skimpy cheerleading outfits and makeup getting yelled at by their mom for not trying hard enough day in and day out...fucking wrong. Yet our idea of "abuse" has to do with hitting your kids.

Right, really-very good point Doktor Princess.
God fucking forbid you discipline your child with some butt kicking-but hey it's ok for your (YOUNG) kids to show off their butts-Fucking unreal.