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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:32:19 PM

Title: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:32:19 PM
Per request from ECH.

Rules;
1) No one is allowed to discuss pot.
2) You must disagree with the previous poster.
3) Any post of substance(giggle) is subject to heckling.

Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:39:46 PM
I blame the dru.....dop....prescriptions!
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: The Johnny on September 18, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
Ok, then lets discuss how pot enhances your quantum-cognitive-MADHJIK

GO!

ETA: OF ANARCHY
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 18, 2010, 10:42:48 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)
We must not pander to the demands of these potheads!
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:43:04 PM
15 yard penalty for Rule 1 violation.  :argh!:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 10:44:53 PM
(http://www.fjkluth.com/a.d/polos4.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 18, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
Ok, then lets discuss how pot  asprin enhances your quantum-cognitive-MADHJIK

GO!

ETA: OF ANARCHY

:argh!:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:42:48 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)
We must not pander to the demands of these potskilletheads!

:argh!:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 10:51:39 PM
Have you stared into the bottom of a skillet?
It's a life changing experience.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 18, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 10:47:44 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:42:48 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)
We must not pander to the demands of these potskilletheads!

:argh!:
"Potheads" was a pun about my own post- I referenced his with "pander."
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 10:53:11 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:51:39 PM
Have you stared into the bottom of a skillet?
It's a life changing experience.

Only if the eggs are sunny side up.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:04:09 PM
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/EKrj6wlCNzqUbDu4IMYAt3-OqcLlD0YaOOwt-VjURtH2fX0eEIMKFqVp4LHAOxG0shdK2NS080A-N8BTNHBQ4sCIzuV84auM/pandas.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:05:22 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:04:09 PM
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/EKrj6wlCNzqUbDu4IMYAt3-OqcLlD0YaOOwt-VjURtH2fX0eEIMKFqVp4LHAOxG0shdK2NS080A-N8BTNHBQ4sCIzuV84auM/pandas.jpg)

STOP PANDAERING!
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:12:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:05:22 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:04:09 PM
(http://c2.api.ning.com/files/EKrj6wlCNzqUbDu4IMYAt3-OqcLlD0YaOOwt-VjURtH2fX0eEIMKFqVp4LHAOxG0shdK2NS080A-N8BTNHBQ4sCIzuV84auM/pandas.jpg)

STOP PANDAERING!

(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7677/fb7374bm.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:13:15 PM
I will be in your dreams nightmares tonight.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: The Johnny on September 18, 2010, 11:13:31 PM
Some of yur pandas are bugged
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:19:02 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on September 18, 2010, 11:13:31 PM
Some of yur pandas are bugged
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/___kcUnR9oXs/SQlzkOppycI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zqAknmVbhO8/Panda%20Antivirus%202007%20retail.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Bruno on September 18, 2010, 11:22:04 PM
OMGZ! IT'Z PANDAMONIUM UP IN HEAR!!!!!1!!

(http://www.artbandit.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/banksy/banksys-pandamonium3-12x12-45.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
:horrormirth:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/R3/Katie-Lee_Chicken-Pot-Pie-lg.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
:horrormirth:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/R3/Katie-Lee_Chicken-Pot-Pie-lg.jpg)

WTF??

No, I really don't want to know.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:29:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
:horrormirth:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/R3/Katie-Lee_Chicken-Pot-Pie-lg.jpg)

WTF??

No, I really don't want to know.
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/6.jpg?w=560&h=374)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:35:57 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:29:16 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
:horrormirth:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/R3/Katie-Lee_Chicken-Pot-Pie-lg.jpg)

WTF??

No, I really don't want to know.
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/6.jpg?w=560&h=374)

biddies!
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:36:50 PM
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/emc0209l.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 11:44:07 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)

I've heard using one can make your cooking more creative.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:46:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2010, 11:44:07 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)

I've heard using one can make your cooking more creative.

:lulz:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 18, 2010, 11:48:13 PM
(http://www.fantes.com/images/4567wok.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:49:37 PM
A Dutch oven, a skillet and a wok. Now, what can we make?
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Cain on September 18, 2010, 11:50:13 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:46:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2010, 11:44:07 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)

I've heard using one can make your cooking more creative.

:lulz:

It can also make the experience somewhat more relaxed.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Adios on September 18, 2010, 11:59:16 PM
(http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu264/HawkShadowsoul/225px-Leo_Chingkwake.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Rumckle on September 19, 2010, 01:54:26 AM
I like cooking with herb wine, sometimes I even add it to my food.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 19, 2010, 02:01:04 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2010, 11:44:07 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)

I've heard using one can make your cooking more creative.
That's dangerous. Once, while using a pot, I thought it would  be a good idea to put oil in the pasta water. Now I have to go to schools and do PSAs about the dangers of mixing pot and pasta.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Telarus on September 19, 2010, 02:16:31 AM
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/fnord/ahnoldPOT.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 19, 2010, 02:20:38 AM
TELL MOAR!
  \
(http://www.swatpestcontrol.com/roach_body.gif)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Kurt Christ on September 19, 2010, 04:10:32 AM
Eww. To be perfectly blunt, I believe that all the nations of the world should launch a joint operation to eradicate all roaches, perhaps by vaporization, or by crushing them with lead pipes (the latter makes a very satisfying BONG! noise).
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 19, 2010, 04:20:39 AM
Quote from: Vartox on September 19, 2010, 04:10:32 AM
Eww. To be perfectly blunt, I believe that all the nations of the world should launch a joint operation to eradicate all roaches, perhaps by vaporization, or by crushing them with lead pipes (the latter makes a very satisfying BONG! noise).
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hfirdv34n7A/S2aUjWPgOHI/AAAAAAAADgU/gYjx-uYaFpY/s320/EL+KABONG+%281%29.png)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Phox on September 19, 2010, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 19, 2010, 04:20:39 AM
Quote from: Vartox on September 19, 2010, 04:10:32 AM
Eww. To be perfectly blunt, I believe that all the nations of the world should launch a joint operation to eradicate all roaches, perhaps by vaporization, or by crushing them with lead pipes (the latter makes a very satisfying BONG! noise).
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hfirdv34n7A/S2aUjWPgOHI/AAAAAAAADgU/gYjx-uYaFpY/s320/EL+KABONG+%281%29.png)
:lulz:

El Ka-Bong was perhaps not as great as his alter-ego, Baba Louie. (I mean, c'mon, Quick Draw wasn't nearly smart enough to be El Ka-Bong on his own, now was he?)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Epimetheus on September 19, 2010, 07:16:37 AM
(http://www.memento-mori.com/other/games/askew.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 19, 2010, 07:22:18 AM
(http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pottedmeat.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 19, 2010, 03:37:50 PM
I dont know if "Meat Food Product" is the best way to describe that.
A more fitting term would be "Meat Product"
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Rumckle on September 19, 2010, 03:55:30 PM
I'm not sure it is claiming it is a "Meat Product" though, I think it is just saying it is a "food product", which may or may not contain meat (my money is on it containing sawdust and flavour).
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Cain on September 19, 2010, 03:58:43 PM
I'm betting on "potted meat".  That is to say, meat grown in pots in a lab somewhere.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Stelpa on September 19, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 19, 2010, 03:58:43 PM
I'm betting on "potted meat".  That is to say, meat grown in pots in a lab somewhere.

It's called Shmeat. http://www.shmeat.net/
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Jasper on September 19, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
Quote from: nekk on September 19, 2010, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 19, 2010, 03:58:43 PM
I'm betting on "potted meat".  That is to say, meat grown in pots in a lab somewhere.

It's called Shmeat. http://www.shmeat.net/

lol, nice

I like this part:

QuoteTheoretically, all it would take is a single animal cell to eventually provide tons and tons of shmeat.

What will they feed this food creature?
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: the last yatto on September 19, 2010, 07:43:46 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatinous_cube or :?
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 19, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)

That's a pan.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 19, 2010, 11:49:35 PM
Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on September 18, 2010, 11:23:32 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 18, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
:horrormirth:

(http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/R3/Katie-Lee_Chicken-Pot-Pie-lg.jpg)

WTF??

No, I really don't want to know.

It's a pot pie.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 19, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 19, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)

That's a pan.
skillet. You should read the rules. Then it would make sense.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: AFK on September 20, 2010, 12:22:50 AM
skillet?  No.  I may be mean but I'm not cruel. 
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 20, 2010, 12:28:56 AM
Quote from: Vartox on September 19, 2010, 04:10:32 AM
Eww. To be perfectly blunt, I believe that all the nations of the world should launch a joint operation to eradicate all roaches, perhaps by vaporization, or by crushing them with lead pipes (the latter makes a very satisfying BONG! noise).

Saint Gulik disagrees.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 20, 2010, 12:32:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 19, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 19, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)

That's a pan.
skillet. You should read the rules. Then it would make sense.

Apparently I do not have enough skill.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Don Coyote on September 20, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 20, 2010, 12:32:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 19, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 19, 2010, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 18, 2010, 10:40:10 PM
Quote from: Vartox on September 18, 2010, 10:38:56 PM
(http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/c/cast_iron_pot.jpg)
(http://www.10minutewriter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/skillet.jpg)

That's a pan.
skillet. You should read the rules. Then it would make sense.

Apparently I do not have enough skill.

That's ok. It has enough extra skill for you.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 20, 2010, 03:27:08 AM
When i was a teenager I found a vinyl single of a song called "kill it with the skillet"  It was not only a really bad song, it was awesomely bad.  I could not figure out if it was meant to be played on 33 or 45 RPM's  (for those of you under 30 that's revolutions per minute, a relevant term for vinyl records)  On 45 it sounded like Alvin and the chipmunks doing deathpunk.  On 33 it sounded like Satan on sleeping pills.
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 04:15:48 AM
(http://quickcolorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pot-o-gold.jpg)
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Stelpa on September 20, 2010, 05:09:39 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: another thread about pot
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 20, 2010, 07:29:58 PM
(http://food.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/dandelion-weeds-by-aaron13251.jpg)