Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nurse Enabler on September 20, 2010, 06:09:27 PM

Title: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Nurse Enabler on September 20, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
 Sorry for last post. I had a really bad week. Totally misunderstood a comment Doktor Howl mentioned over the weekend. My Irish temper got out of hand. You people aren't meat heads. And I really do like your writings and especially the recipes.

            INSERT FOOT in MOUTH.  :oops: :sad:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Payne on September 20, 2010, 06:15:35 PM
S'awright. Like I said in the other thread, I didn't think it was a big deal anyway.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 20, 2010, 06:20:21 PM
It's all good.

I  think you should still hand the grammar-nazis their ass though.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Freeky on September 20, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

Hey wait, I'm pretty sure I have a bit of Irish in me.


Someone's gonna get beat.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Don Coyote on September 20, 2010, 06:23:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 06:22:43 PM


Hey wait, I'm pretty sure I have a bit of Irish in me.


That is what condoms and douches are for.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: AFK on September 20, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

Hey wait, I'm pretty sure I have a bit of Irish in me.


Someone's gonna get beat.

ANAL?

RWHN,
-filling in for LMNO. 
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Freeky on September 20, 2010, 06:28:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 20, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

Hey wait, I'm pretty sure I have a bit of Irish in me.


Someone's gonna get beat.

ANAL?

RWHN,
-filling in for LMNO. 

I'll need to stock up on the lube. The Emasculator takes no prisoners.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:28:58 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 20, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

Hey wait, I'm pretty sure I have a bit of Irish in me.


Someone's gonna get beat.

wooooo!

This Friday, Ima call you both the potato-sucking papists that you are.

:banana:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:03:19 PM
FUCK.  THAT.  SHIT.

Your brief foray in PrincipiaDiscordia.com has already been ruined forever.  There is no recovery from the damage you have done, Nurse Enabler, not to myself and not to the rest of these motherfuckers who also happen to be here.

This is the end of your days.  Remember it well.  May it torment you forever.  May you hover with your (accursed?) cursor upon the Post button and be transported to live through the suffering we all experienced at your hands.

In fact, stay right where you are.  Don't move.  I'm going to go release the Spagdermechlischer from the bowels of the forums upon you.  It has been a long while (~3 weeks) since it fed upon the spirits of the unworthy, only to release them as a quivering husk of their former selves.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:03:19 PM
FUCK.  THAT.  SHIT.

Your brief foray in PrincipiaDiscordia.com has already been ruined forever.  There is no recovery from the damage you have done, Nurse Enabler, not to myself and not to the rest of these motherfuckers who also happen to be here.

This is the end of your days.  Remember it well.  May it torment you forever.  May you hover with your (accursed?) cursor upon the Post button and be transported to live through the suffering we all experienced at your hands.

In fact, stay right where you are.  Don't move.  I'm going to go release the Spagdermechlischer from the bowels of the forums upon you.  It has been a long while (~3 weeks) since it fed upon the spirits of the unworthy, only to release them as a quivering husk of their former selves.

You're gonna need a new Spagdermechlischer.  Just saying.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:03:19 PM
FUCK.  THAT.  SHIT.

Your brief foray in PrincipiaDiscordia.com has already been ruined forever.  There is no recovery from the damage you have done, Nurse Enabler, not to myself and not to the rest of these motherfuckers who also happen to be here.

This is the end of your days.  Remember it well.  May it torment you forever.  May you hover with your (accursed?) cursor upon the Post button and be transported to live through the suffering we all experienced at your hands.

In fact, stay right where you are.  Don't move.  I'm going to go release the Spagdermechlischer from the bowels of the forums upon you.  It has been a long while (~3 weeks) since it fed upon the spirits of the unworthy, only to release them as a quivering husk of their former selves.

You're gonna need a new Spagdermechlischer.  Just saying.

It's a rubber band and a paperclip.   :sad:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 07:32:13 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 07:24:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 20, 2010, 07:03:19 PM
FUCK.  THAT.  SHIT.

Your brief foray in PrincipiaDiscordia.com has already been ruined forever.  There is no recovery from the damage you have done, Nurse Enabler, not to myself and not to the rest of these motherfuckers who also happen to be here.

This is the end of your days.  Remember it well.  May it torment you forever.  May you hover with your (accursed?) cursor upon the Post button and be transported to live through the suffering we all experienced at your hands.

In fact, stay right where you are.  Don't move.  I'm going to go release the Spagdermechlischer from the bowels of the forums upon you.  It has been a long while (~3 weeks) since it fed upon the spirits of the unworthy, only to release them as a quivering husk of their former selves.

You're gonna need a new Spagdermechlischer.  Just saying.

It's a rubber band and a paperclip.   :sad:

When she's done, it will be a catheter.  YOUR catheter.  Seriously, this woman is nuts.

Dok,
Will be beaten for saying that, and is comfortable with the idea.

:hammer:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Richter on September 20, 2010, 09:07:58 PM
I support everything that has been happening in these threads.

EVERYTHING.

This is better Appletlaloc than I've read in months.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

:argh!:

Lizzay,
is also irish
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 09:15:02 PM
DONT MAKE ME LEPRECHAUN YOUR WHOLE FACE DOKTOR
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:16:02 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:14:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

:argh!:

Lizzay,
is also irish

My condolences.  When your drunken husband is done beating you, you should do something about that.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Don Coyote on September 20, 2010, 09:16:35 PM
Aren't there treatments for both Welshness and Irishness?
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
HAY U FUCKER!


Lizzay,
is ALSO Welsh
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 20, 2010, 09:19:52 PM
stfu you're american, irish and welsh people are people from IRELAND and WALES! :P
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 20, 2010, 09:20:31 PM
the treatment for Welshness is simply to refrain from fornicating with farm animals.

As for the filthy bog-trotters, well, we tried the potato famine and you can see how well THAT worked. They responded by annexing Boston.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:20:55 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:19:24 PM
HAY U FUCKER!


Lizzay,
is ALSO Welsh

I wasn't aware you could mix the two.  It would seem to me that a potential couple would either pass out or stab each other before the act could be commenced.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Don Coyote on September 20, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
I think I read that side effects of Welsh and Irish aversion therapies is that you become Cornish..... and hairy.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 20, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
I think I read that side effects of Welsh and Irish aversion therapies is that you become Cornish..... and hairy.

Listen up, you sheep-shagging Westie...When I want some shit out of you, I'll feed you ethanol.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Lizzay,
english, irish, scottish, welsh, and german
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Lizzay,
english, irish, scottish, welsh, and german

So.

How many times a day do you invade yourself?
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Don Coyote on September 20, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 20, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
I think I read that side effects of Welsh and Irish aversion therapies is that you become Cornish..... and hairy.

Listen up, you sheep-shagging Westie...When I want some shit out of you, I'll feed you ethanol.

Listen you Cornish yeti, my ancestors were English.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:41:52 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 20, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 20, 2010, 09:24:19 PM
I think I read that side effects of Welsh and Irish aversion therapies is that you become Cornish..... and hairy.

Listen up, you sheep-shagging Westie...When I want some shit out of you, I'll feed you ethanol.

Listen you Cornish yeti, my ancestors were English.

Wales isn't England.  England has (some) solid ground.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 20, 2010, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Lizzay,
english, irish, scottish, welsh, and german

So.

How many times a day do you invade yourself?

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 20, 2010, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Lizzay,
english, irish, scottish, welsh, and german

So.

How many times a day do you invade yourself?

:lmnuendo:

DAMNIT Nigel got it first

Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

NO FRED

IM PROUD OF MY NON AMERICAN HERITAGE
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 20, 2010, 09:56:12 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:48:45 PM

Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

NO FRED

IM PROUD OF MY NON AMERICAN HERITAGE TO HATE AMERICA!

Fixed.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Triple Zero on September 20, 2010, 10:40:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 20, 2010, 09:38:59 PM
Lizzay,
english, irish, scottish, welsh, and german

So.

How many times a day do you invade yourself?

:sodamonitor:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: -Kel- on September 20, 2010, 11:58:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

I will rip out your spleen, and feed it to your pet aardvark!
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 12:31:00 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on September 20, 2010, 11:58:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 20, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
That's what happens when you choose to be Irish.

I will rip out your spleen, and feed it to your pet aardvark!

:banana:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2010, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

THIS. And it goes for anyone else who likes to talk about how (insert generations-removed ethnicity here) they are.

It goes double for people who ascribe behavioral traits to their ancestry.

I HAVE A BAD TEMPER AND A DRINKING PROBLEM BECAUSE I'M IRISH!
\
:nigel:

No, asshole, you have a bad temper and a drinking problem because you're an alcoholic asshole with no self-control.

Clearly, this is a pet peeve of mine.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: No u on September 21, 2010, 12:41:59 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

THIS. And it goes for anyone else who likes to talk about how (insert generations-removed ethnicity here) they are.

It goes double for people who ascribe behavioral traits to their ancestry.

I HAVE A BAD TEMPER AND A DRINKING PROBLEM BECAUSE I'M IRISH!
\
:nigel:

No, asshole, you have a bad temper and a drinking problem because you're an alcoholic asshole with no self-control.

Clearly, this is a pet peeve of mine.

A very well thought out and logical response.

You must be Vulcan.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Triple Zero on September 21, 2010, 12:49:12 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

THIS. And it goes for anyone else who likes to talk about how (insert generations-removed ethnicity here) they are.

Ok, good. Cause I checked back generations, and ... I'm still Dutch. I felt so unspecial compared to all you Americans that are like from seven European countries at once ..
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 12:50:42 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 12:38:56 AM
Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 20, 2010, 09:39:48 PM
no. lizzay: AMERICAN!

THIS. And it goes for anyone else who likes to talk about how (insert generations-removed ethnicity here) they are.

It goes double for people who ascribe behavioral traits to their ancestry.

I HAVE A BAD TEMPER AND A DRINKING PROBLEM BECAUSE I'M IRISH!
\
:nigel:

No, asshole, you have a bad temper and a drinking problem because you're an alcoholic asshole with no self-control.

Clearly, this is a pet peeve of mine.

Must be the Wessex strain leaking out of you.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2010, 01:03:17 AM
I wouldn't know. I've never cared about what countries my far-removed ancestors came from. I prefer to view my ancestral input into my makeup in terms of what they DID, not where they came from.

Dutch, German, English? who cares.

Smuggler, Land Baron, Barfly? Hell yeah.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 01:06:13 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 21, 2010, 01:03:17 AM
I wouldn't know. I've never cared about what countries my far-removed ancestors came from. I prefer to view my ancestral input into my makeup in terms of what they DID, not where they came from.

Dutch, German, English? who cares.

Smuggler, Land Baron, Barfly? Hell yeah.


<---- Scion of failed pirates, boat-wreckers, sheep thieves, and occasional politicians (Blaine Penrose, etc).
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 21, 2010, 01:45:47 AM
tobacco farmers, oil discoverers and governors of oppressed cubans  :lulz:
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 21, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
bitches don't know about my super great Uncle William Wallace.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 03:17:01 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 21, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
bitches don't know about my super great Uncle William Wallace.

He's that guy that lost a war in Scotland, right?
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Dysnomia on September 21, 2010, 03:17:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 03:17:01 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 21, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
bitches don't know about my super great Uncle William Wallace.

He's that guy that lost a war in Scotland, right?

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 21, 2010, 03:24:47 AM
<--- hatched from an egg
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Payne on September 21, 2010, 12:18:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 03:17:01 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 21, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
bitches don't know about my super great Uncle William Wallace.

He's that guy that lost a war in Scotland, right?

That wasn't a war. That was a Mel Gibson impersonator going out to get a bottle of milk and a fresh butterie.

The English take that shit seriously.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 21, 2010, 01:27:05 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 21, 2010, 03:14:03 AM
bitches don't know about my super great Uncle William Wallace.

isn't he that guy who got all of Scotland brutally smacked down on his behalf?
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Payne on September 21, 2010, 02:38:36 PM
Well, to be fair to him, Scotland was already getting heavilly fucked over by King Eddie, who went as far as to choose John Bailiol ("Toom Tabard" or "Empty Shirt") as King of the Scots over Robert Bruce. Incidentally, the nickname Empty Shirt refers to the insignia that was torn from his breast more than the more modern understanding of the phrase, but either would fit pretty well. Bruce probably had the stronger claim, and would have made a better King (possibly), but Edward didn't want that.

Edwards insistance on ancient claims of English sovreignty over the Scottish throne, and therefore the land itself, didn't help matters, especially when Bailiol actually knelt to him and swore such. English garrisons in Scotland tend to piss of the locals, and Wallace was one of those who was pretty pissed, and along with Andrew Murray, conducted a fairly effective guerila campaign against them. It helped that Edward was embroiled in France at the time.

After dealing with France, Edward was able to focus his attention on Wallace and Scotland, and with Murray dead (the guy who kinda actually had a clue how to fight a battle), Scotlands fate was sealed.

If anyone can really be blamed for Scotland getting royally fucked over (for the umpteenth time), it would probably be the Bruces and the French, who both made promises they couldn't, wouldn't and realisitcally shouldn't keep. Against a backdrop of European power politics and ancient interests and enmities, Wallace was just a jumped up peasant with a romantic following.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2010, 05:04:16 PM
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 20, 2010, 06:09:27 PM
Sorry for last post. I had a really bad week. Totally misunderstood a comment Doktor Howl mentioned over the weekend. My Irish temper got out of hand. You people aren't meat heads. And I really do like your writings and especially the recipes.

            INSERT FOOT in MOUTH.  :oops: :sad:

It's OK.  My response was written before my second coffee of the day which, as I'm sure some people will tell you, makes me more irritable than usual.
Title: Re: APOLOGY to PD
Post by: Cain on September 21, 2010, 05:40:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on September 21, 2010, 02:38:36 PM
Well, to be fair to him, Scotland was already getting heavilly fucked over by King Eddie, who went as far as to choose John Bailiol ("Toom Tabard" or "Empty Shirt") as King of the Scots over Robert Bruce. Incidentally, the nickname Empty Shirt refers to the insignia that was torn from his breast more than the more modern understanding of the phrase, but either would fit pretty well. Bruce probably had the stronger claim, and would have made a better King (possibly), but Edward didn't want that.

Edwards insistance on ancient claims of English sovreignty over the Scottish throne, and therefore the land itself, didn't help matters, especially when Bailiol actually knelt to him and swore such. English garrisons in Scotland tend to piss of the locals, and Wallace was one of those who was pretty pissed, and along with Andrew Murray, conducted a fairly effective guerila campaign against them. It helped that Edward was embroiled in France at the time.

After dealing with France, Edward was able to focus his attention on Wallace and Scotland, and with Murray dead (the guy who kinda actually had a clue how to fight a battle), Scotlands fate was sealed.

If anyone can really be blamed for Scotland getting royally fucked over (for the umpteenth time), it would probably be the Bruces and the French, who both made promises they couldn't, wouldn't and realisitcally shouldn't keep. Against a backdrop of European power politics and ancient interests and enmities, Wallace was just a jumped up peasant with a romantic following.

It also made great practice for the Hundred Years War for Edward I's grandson.  On paper there is no way the English should have succeeded against the French, the most powerful, richest and heavily populated country in Europe at the time, even taking into account the treacherous nature of certain French nobles (see Philippe de Navarre, the 14th century's own Rashid Dostum, for more on that).  Of course, on paper, the French nobility's insane attitude towards chivalry, and English centralization and experience of fighting the Scots, would likely not be noted or considered of great importance, considering the other differences between the two sides.