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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM

Title: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  :lol:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 

Slightly is enough.  One chromosome is all it takes.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:53 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  :lol:

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Adios on September 22, 2010, 03:53:41 AM
I drinl Jamison, it's the anti- Welsh.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 

Slightly is enough.  One chromosome is all it takes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:53 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  :lol:

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?
I'd say just a bit.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:54:31 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:53:41 AM
I drinl Jamison, it's the anti- Welsh.

Mine comes in a bottle with a white label that says "Whiskey".
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 

Slightly is enough.  One chromosome is all it takes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



It's true.  Welsh people have 43 chromosomes, so they can spread their sickness by contact.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:56:26 AM
Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means. :lulz:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:58:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:58:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

The sad thing is how true that is. People have a hard time saying it, and it is relatively phonetic.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:56:26 AM
Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means. :lulz:

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:58:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

The sad thing is how true that is. People have a hard time saying it, and it is relatively phonetic.

If you say a Welshman's name 3 times, he has to get a job.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Adios on September 22, 2010, 04:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:58:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

The sad thing is how true that is. People have a hard time saying it, and it is relatively phonetic.

If you say a Welshman's name 3 times, he has to get a job.

But then the equipment breaks down.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:56:26 AM
Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means. :lulz:

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"


Wolf wood. :lulz:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Adios on September 22, 2010, 04:02:26 AM
Wolfy sheep fucker
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:02:37 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:56:26 AM
Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means. :lulz:

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"


Wolf wood. :lulz:

:lulz:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:02:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:53 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  :lol:

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?

Nope. I know Wales =/= Ireland. But there would still be Irish Creme, it would be transported. Not hard to do.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:03:04 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:02:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:52:53 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:51:01 AM
Man, if you're from Wales go drink some mead. Or Irish Creme. Is better than beer anyway!  :lol:

Wales...Irish Creme...

You're a bit retodded, aren't you?

Nope. I know Wales =/= Ireland. But there would still be Irish Creme, it would be transported. Not hard to do.

If you're in a hole, KEEP DIGGING! 
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:03:42 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:51 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:59:07 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:58:09 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it.  

doesn't matter, we won't be able to pronounce it anyway.

The sad thing is how true that is. People have a hard time saying it, and it is relatively phonetic.

If you say a Welshman's name 3 times, he has to get a job.

But then the equipment breaks down.

That's because there's evil little fairies that follow Welsh people around, breaking shit.

We call them "Scotsmen".
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Suu on September 22, 2010, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE! :crankey:


-Suu
Roman Dandy. :D
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 22, 2010, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 22, 2010, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE! :crankey:


-Suu
Roman Dandy. :D

For some reason you just became incredibly hot.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Suu on September 22, 2010, 05:09:16 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 22, 2010, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE! :crankey:


-Suu
Roman Dandy. :D

For some reason you just became incredibly hot.

I'M A FUCKING INDUSTRY PROFESSIONAL. D/N/T.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 22, 2010, 05:14:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 22, 2010, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE! :crankey:


-Suu
Roman Dandy. :D

What about those couple of Celtic invasions into Italy? I mean, they did sack Rome... It's possible that some... floaters were left in your gene pool.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Suu on September 22, 2010, 05:15:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 05:14:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 22, 2010, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:51:56 AM
And..my last name is Anglo-Saxon in origin. Suck it you Celts.

SAXONS ARE GERMANIC.

GERMANIC TRIBES ARE CELTS. GAUL ARE CELTS. HIBERNIANS ARE CELTS. BRITONS ARE CELTS. TEUTONS AND NORSE ARE FUCKING CELTS...



IF YOU AREN'T FUCKING PURE ROMAN, MOFO, YOU'RE A GODDAMN RIP-ACROSS EUROPE BARBARIC CELT!


DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET RICHTER AND GENERAL STUART IN HERE! :crankey:


-Suu
Roman Dandy. :D

What about those couple of Celtic invasions into Italy? I mean, they did sack Rome... It's possible that some... floaters were left in your gene pool.

ASSIMILATION TO CITIZENSHIP, SLAVERY OR DEATH.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2010, 07:04:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:49:30 AM
...well I might be...slightly. Sadly my crippling paranoia is preventing me from disclosing my last name to prove it. 

Amusingly, my surname is Cornish... but it came from the Welsh side of the family. We try not to imagine what went on there.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Payne on September 22, 2010, 09:11:14 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:01:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:59:30 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:56:26 AM
Hey Dok Howl, guess what my last name roughly means. :lulz:

"LET ME OUT?"

"LAST OF THE BOGHOPPERS?"

"EVEN THE IRISH HATE US?"

"HURK BORB PUKE?"


Wolf wood. :lulz:

Ulfshaw, or a varient thereof.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances".  :sad:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 22, 2010, 12:23:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances".  :sad:
that is because you are descended from Welsh criminals.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:27:53 PM
Actually my ancestery is Irish, Scottish and Yorkish.  But a real Welsh person would know the scenario I am describing.

Also srsly, I had no idea until I was 18 that there were still parts of Wales where Welsh was still the first language.  I always thought it had been wiped out, like Cornish and Pictish, only to be semi-revived much later.
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 22, 2010, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances".  :sad:

:x Oregon is said to have been heavily settled by Welsh immigrants... is it any wonder that we're well-known for our woolen mills?
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Jenne on September 22, 2010, 07:28:50 PM
Am not Welsh...that I know of, there might be some Welsh in there, though, truth be known.  Hm...but you can trace my father's ancestry directly back to Germany and Italy as well as the Native American tribes...and my mom's is the oldie but goodie where we had Mayflower-types who eventually spawned folks who fought on both sides of the American Civil War...so I'm sorta a true American in a few ways.  Have most of Europe in my lineage, I think...
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 22, 2010, 08:32:25 PM
My mom's parents came over from Ireland.  My father's father came over from Germany at the end of WWII. I was always told it was Ireland until about a year ago.  His mother grew up on the reservation.

I'm a whack combination, but I like me so I don't mind  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on September 22, 2010, 08:49:46 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 22, 2010, 12:23:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances".  :sad:
that is because you are descended from Welsh criminals.

Dammit, the sheep-shaggers are in Cumbria!
Title: Re: I am NOT Welsh...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:03:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 06:55:06 PM
Oregon is said to have been heavily settled by Welsh immigrants.

That makes SO much sense. :lulz: