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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on September 22, 2010, 05:32:35 AM

Title: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 22, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzrKPcLpBw) is my official theme song.

8)
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 05:36:53 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 22, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzrKPcLpBw) is my official theme song.

8)

Well, SOMEONE has to represent bad British rap.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
These guys are like a cross between TISM and Goldie Lookin' Chain, only without the talent or being funny.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 22, 2010, 12:30:13 PM
worst video i have seen in fucking ages.

and your ego needs a bigger continent.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 22, 2010, 07:52:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:14:34 PM
These guys are like a cross between TISM and Goldie Lookin' Chain, only without the talent or being funny.
:argh!:
Fuck you, Butterfingers is fucking awesome and is hilarious, you should listen to his other shit, he doesn't subscribe to any of the hiphop stereotypes and is really an awesome dude and fuck you
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 22, 2010, 07:53:41 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 22, 2010, 12:30:13 PM
worst video i have seen in fucking ages.

and your ego needs a bigger continent.

Where the hell is you peoples sense of humor? Did you lose it on the way to the way to the supermarket or something?
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 22, 2010, 08:47:33 PM
FUCK YOU MY COUSIN DIED FROM LOSING HIS SENSE OF HUMOR ON THE WAY TO THE SUPERMARKET
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:03:58 PM
Ugh. Butterfingers is awful, and not even in an amusing way.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 22, 2010, 09:07:55 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:03:58 PM
Ugh. Butterfingers is awful, and not even in an amusing way.

Great candybar though....

mmmmmm butterfingers.....  they go great in peanutbutter brownies all crunched up.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 22, 2010, 09:55:34 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 22, 2010, 09:07:55 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:03:58 PM
Ugh. Butterfingers is awful, and not even in an amusing way.

Great candybar though....

mmmmmm butterfingers.....  they go great in peanutbutter brownies all crunched up.

That.  sounds.  fucking.  incredible.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jasper on September 22, 2010, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 22, 2010, 09:07:55 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:03:58 PM
Ugh. Butterfingers is awful, and not even in an amusing way.

Great candybar though....

mmmmmm butterfingers.....  they go great in peanutbutter brownies all crunched up.

I am now glad I read this thread.


:mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Triple Zero on September 23, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
what happened to borderline?
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 02:54:11 AM
I should point out, the reason why this song is currently my official theme song was because I went to a casino last night with $80 in my pocket and 12 hours later left with $800... 8)
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
BAM! lucky song

BAM BAM BAM

(http://www.stingo.co.za/images/ybw/toe2.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 02:57:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
what happened to borderline?

Oh, that's still good, but I'm not as high as I used to be ya know :P

I get high off winning money off suckers rather then chemicals these days  8)
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2010, 03:36:55 AM
Heh. Keep going to the casino long enough, and you'll find out who the sucker is.

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 03:40:28 AM
Yeah, all the people who try to play poker against a magician who knows how to count cards and studies psychology
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: saturnine on September 23, 2010, 04:56:26 AM
OP ain't horrible, ain't amazing. Kind of reminds me of G. Love, but with a Brit accent. I'd still take The Streets' 1st album over this, but it's mad decent.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 05:28:56 AM
Why does everyone keep thinking this guy is british?

AUSSIE GUYS, FFS, WE ARE ABOUT AS BRITISH AS AMERICANS ARE
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 06:00:29 AM
To all you haters of that song, I have only one thing to say to you all:

Ya mama's  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYf2Dh71RgY&feature=related)on the top of my things to do list
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2010, 12:20:42 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 03:40:28 AM
Yeah, all the people who try to play poker against a magician who knows how to count cards and studies psychology

be careful with that. If Aussie casinos are anything like American casinos, the house will figure out what you're doing eventually and then they'll have Vinnie take you outside and thump you to within an inch of your life.

Anyway, if you're THAT good, you oughtta be finding private games. That's where the REAL money is.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 12:40:04 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 23, 2010, 12:20:42 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 03:40:28 AM
Yeah, all the people who try to play poker against a magician who knows how to count cards and studies psychology

be careful with that. If Aussie casinos are anything like American casinos, the house will figure out what you're doing eventually and then they'll have Vinnie take you outside and thump you to within an inch of your life.

Anyway, if you're THAT good, you oughtta be finding private games. That's where the REAL money is.

ok, 1- Casinos only don't like you if you know how to play black jack because you're playing against the house.

In poker, the casino gets a "Rake" a percentage of the profits no matter who wins, and they love poker players, good or bad.
Two, the thing about taking you out the back to meet vinnie is an urban legend perpetrated by movies which the casinos endorse to stop people from even *thinking* about learning to card count.

And actually, I *was* invited to a private game after everyone saw me take down the "shark" of the table. I can't help but feel a little bit honored.  (and a bit scared, what if they want to break my legs after I take everyones money? No casino security to help you there, and I've seen people get *really* fucking upset when they lose all their money so I know it happens, apparently the week before I was at the casino, someone tried to kill the person who beat him and security had to restrain him and call the cops)

Anyway, heres my new plan in life: Make lots of money playing poker, start travelling the world and seeing you spags by the end of the year and trying my hand at Vegas.

See you guys in about a year.  8)
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2010, 01:11:13 PM
Heh. Urban legend, my ass. I've SEEN it happen to an old roommate of mine when I lived in CA. I was the one who had to go pick his bleeding ass up from a Texaco somewhere out on the outskirts of the city. And though you're right about the house rake, you're wrong about them not caring if people count cards at the poker table. They'll probably just assume that you're using those skills to rip them off at other games, or at the very least decide to ban you from the property to prevent such a thing from eventually occurring. Go for the private game and be smart enough to know when to back off, assuming you don't lose your shirt, which is quite likely. They probably invited you because they figure you're just good enough and just overconfident enough to be dead money at their table.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2010, 01:12:10 PM
Not that I think you'll listen to my advice, but I'll feel bad if I don't offer it. :lulz:

ECH,
been around that block and learned the hard way before
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 01:23:29 PM
We'll see who's laughing in the next 12 or so months my friend, we'll see.

But I thank you for your concern, I understand you're only trying to look after me so I appreciate it.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: AFK on September 23, 2010, 01:35:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 02:57:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
what happened to borderline?

Oh, that's still good, but I'm not as high as I used to be ya know :P

I get high off winning money off suckers rather then chemicals these days  8)

Actually, brain research on gamblers has shown that this is literally true and why some people end up becoming addicted to gambling.  Like the drug addict chasing for the bigger high, the compulsive gamblers are chasing the "big win". 
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 01:35:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 02:57:49 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 23, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
what happened to borderline?

Oh, that's still good, but I'm not as high as I used to be ya know :P

I get high off winning money off suckers rather then chemicals these days  8)

Actually, brain research on gamblers has shown that this is literally true and why some people end up becoming addicted to gambling.  Like the drug addict chasing for the bigger high, the compulsive gamblers are chasing the "big win". 

What can I say, I have an addictive personality.

But when I play, I play to win. If I don't win, I don't play. Lately, I've done a lot of winning. And if I'm not just a over-confident lucky moron and there is actually *something* to being able to count cards and knowing good poker strategy and psychology, I'll be able to keep this up for quite a while.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 01:41:07 PM
Lots of luck, Lys. It would tickle me pink to know that somebody I know has gotten all balllllinnnnn on house money. Take 'em for all they're worth then GTFO!
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 01:41:07 PM
Lots of luck, Lys. It would tickle me pink to know that somebody I know has gotten all balllllinnnnn on house money. Take 'em for all they're worth then GTFO!

I don't need luck Cram, but thanks.

All I need is odds, probability, psychology and good lookin women to win.

Ok, and there's a little bit of luck involved, but I try not to make it a factor.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Rumckle on September 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
Have you considered going in the APL tournaments?
In Wollongong they have a couple of free ones, with $500 first prize. And a few that are $20-50 entry with several grand first prizes. Plus if you go well enough you can play in invitation only events and the like.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 01:53:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
Have you considered going in the APL tournaments?
In Wollongong they have a couple of free ones, with $500 first prize. And a few that are $20-50 entry with several grand first prizes. Plus if you go well enough you can play in invitation only events and the like.

We'll see. Tournament playing requires a different poker discipline than ring games, one that I haven't quite got as good a grasp on as ring games, but we'll see, maybe one day. 
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
BAM! lucky song

BAM BAM BAM

(http://www.stingo.co.za/images/ybw/toe2.jpg)


the morning after, I'm not really sure what this post meant.

I think it means that when I post drunk, it's SOLID GOLD


Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
BAM! lucky song

BAM BAM BAM

(http://www.stingo.co.za/images/ybw/toe2.jpg)


the morning after, I'm not really sure what this post meant.

I think it means that when I post drunk, it's SOLID GOLD




Dear god.....
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 02:55:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
BAM! lucky song

BAM BAM BAM

(http://www.stingo.co.za/images/ybw/toe2.jpg)


the morning after, I'm not really sure what this post meant.

I think it means that when I post drunk, it's SOLID GOLD




That post left me with nothing but all sorts of weird questions.

This is why I love you man.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 01:53:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
Have you considered going in the APL tournaments?
In Wollongong they have a couple of free ones, with $500 first prize. And a few that are $20-50 entry with several grand first prizes. Plus if you go well enough you can play in invitation only events and the like.

We'll see. Tournament playing requires a different poker discipline than ring games, one that I haven't quite got as good a grasp on as ring games, but we'll see, maybe one day. 

I much prefer tourney play, if we are talking Hold'em.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 23, 2010, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 01:53:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
Have you considered going in the APL tournaments?
In Wollongong they have a couple of free ones, with $500 first prize. And a few that are $20-50 entry with several grand first prizes. Plus if you go well enough you can play in invitation only events and the like.

We'll see. Tournament playing requires a different poker discipline than ring games, one that I haven't quite got as good a grasp on as ring games, but we'll see, maybe one day. 

I much prefer tourney play, if we are talking Hold'em.

that's the name of the game my friend. Hopefully one day soon, we can play a few games together.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: AFK on September 23, 2010, 03:50:15 PM
Well, if you end up on any of the televised poker tournaments, just remember to give us a shout out.  I'll give you bonus internets if you crack a pun. 
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Lies on September 23, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 23, 2010, 03:50:15 PM
Well, if you end up on any of the televised poker tournaments, just remember to give us a shout out.  I'll give you bonus internets if you crack a pun. 

I'll be sure to say something along the lines of 'I WILL RWHN YOU' if I ever do .
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Adios on September 23, 2010, 04:29:02 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 23, 2010, 03:00:29 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 23, 2010, 01:53:19 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 23, 2010, 01:49:38 PM
Have you considered going in the APL tournaments?
In Wollongong they have a couple of free ones, with $500 first prize. And a few that are $20-50 entry with several grand first prizes. Plus if you go well enough you can play in invitation only events and the like.

We'll see. Tournament playing requires a different poker discipline than ring games, one that I haven't quite got as good a grasp on as ring games, but we'll see, maybe one day. 

I much prefer tourney play, if we are talking Hold'em.

that's the name of the game my friend. Hopefully one day soon, we can play a few games together.

Any time.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 23, 2010, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 23, 2010, 02:55:54 AM
BAM! lucky song

BAM BAM BAM

(http://www.stingo.co.za/images/ybw/toe2.jpg)


the morning after, I'm not really sure what this post meant.

I think it means that when I post drunk, it's SOLID GOLD




You could literally lose a person in that moose-knuckle.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Faust on September 23, 2010, 06:59:44 PM
I'm going  to give you encouragement and say you will do really well and make a lot... until the day you unknowingly sit down at a table filled with cardcounting overblown but fragile ego'd discordians who will fleece you for every penny you are worth.
Title: Re: ATTN PD: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: the last yatto on September 23, 2010, 09:39:31 PM
Counting cards is why gaft decks are so fun