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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM

Title: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me" - Justin Bieber

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/quote-day-i-feel-kurt-cobain-my-generation-justin-bieber49035
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 24, 2010, 05:39:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me" - Justin Bieber

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/quote-day-i-feel-kurt-cobain-my-generation-justin-bieber49035

:facepalm:

Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2010, 05:40:22 PM
Fuck, I hope so!
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
Heroin is pretty rough on 14 year olds.  He should get into rehab soon.  
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Adios on September 24, 2010, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:40:34 PM
Heroin is pretty rough on 14 year olds.  He should get into rehab overdose soon.  

I can't help it, I am a bad person.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 24, 2010, 05:47:46 PM
let's just hope he takes it to its logical conclusion.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
I was thinking the same.

While we're at it, let's add Ke$ha to the trolling list, for claiming "Blah Blah Blah" (featuring 3OH!3) is a feminist song.  Because I have a hard time believing anything involving 3OH!3 could be classed as feminist in any way, except possibly as a "you're doing it wrong" example.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
So, Bieber's going to start dating Courtney Love?
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Adios on September 24, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 24, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
So, Bieber's going to start dating Courtney Love?

Okay, I only thought I was a bad person.

Dok, proving that I am an amateur.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Or maybe he's pulling a Michael Jackson and hooking up with Frances Bean. 
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2010, 05:55:18 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
Or maybe he's pulling a Michael Jackson and hooking up with Frances Bean. 

Isn't Frances Bean like, five years older than Bieber?
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Adios on September 24, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
Either of those matches would demand full removal of reproductive organs.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2010, 05:57:55 PM
Yeah probably.  I'm kinda surprised she hasn't launched some kind of entertainment career by now.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 24, 2010, 05:57:55 PM
Yeah probably.  I'm kinda surprised she hasn't launched some kind of entertainment career by now.

I heard that she wants to be a musician.

God only knows why I know that.  :x
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Cain on September 24, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Also the unholy union those two would produce would have to go through life being called by the last name "Bieber-Bean".

Please, think of the children.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Adios on September 24, 2010, 06:01:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Also the unholy union those two would produce would have to go through life being called by the last name "Bieber-Bean".

Please, think of the children.

:lulz:
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 24, 2010, 06:01:21 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Also the unholy union those two would produce would have to go through life being called by the last name "Bieber-Bean".

Please, think of the children.

:lulz:
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 24, 2010, 06:07:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me" - Justin Bieber

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/quote-day-i-feel-kurt-cobain-my-generation-justin-bieber49035

Hateragekillkillkill
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: BabylonHoruv on September 24, 2010, 06:43:00 PM
A complete raging abusive egotistical asshole.  Nope Bieber you're just too nice

A massive drug addict.  I think we'd have seen some signs

An incredibly energetic musician who overcomes his relative lack of talent by pouring energy into his music.  Not as far as I can tell, makes up for his relative lack of talent by being bland and media friendly would be more accurate.

The voice of a generation.   Ahh, this may be what Bieber meant, and if he's right (and he might be) Goddess help us all.

[Edited because Beige is nearly invisible]
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: AFK on September 24, 2010, 06:45:54 PM
No, no, he said he was like Kurt Cobain, not Courtney Love. 
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 24, 2010, 11:27:05 PM
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

:lulz:
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Jasper on September 24, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
Calling it now:  Bieber is an ex-lesbian. 
Title: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: the last yatto on September 24, 2010, 11:45:41 PM
So that's why Ellen wants his wig
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 24, 2010, 11:48:01 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 24, 2010, 11:44:58 PM
Calling it now:  Bieber is an ex-lesbian. 
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 25, 2010, 07:37:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-7Lusff3l0
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Jasper on September 25, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
What the hell?  :lol:

I've seen that attitude before.  That whole "I cannot comprehend or acknowledge hostility" thing.  What is that?
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 25, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 25, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
What the hell?  :lol:

I've seen that attitude before.  That whole "I cannot comprehend or acknowledge hostility" thing.  What is that?

Its the cold unfeeling mask of a sociopath cracking and revealing the reptilian monster beneath.

(http://i52.tinypic.com/8vngcn.jpg)
Look at his eyes, those are the eyes of a madman.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Cain on September 25, 2010, 08:18:43 PM
It'll alll go wrong once he hits puberty.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 25, 2010, 08:22:17 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 25, 2010, 08:18:43 PM
It'll alll go wrong once he hits puberty.

Hes 16 now.
If he doesnt hit puberty soon he never will.
My moneys on the studio giving him hormone pills to stunt his growth.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 25, 2010, 08:37:29 PM
He's 16?! O_o
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Jasper on September 25, 2010, 08:44:50 PM
I have a cousin who acts like him.  It's eerie.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Nast on September 26, 2010, 03:36:24 AM
I think his voice sounds like Rachael Ray's.
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 26, 2010, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 26, 2010, 03:36:24 AM
I think his voice sounds like Rachael Ray's.

FUCK. I CAN NEVER UNHEAR THAT  :argh!:  :horrormirth:  :argh!:
Title: Re: OK, calling it now: Justin Bieber is a troll
Post by: Jasper on September 26, 2010, 05:12:38 AM
It's true, he has the voice of a slightly low-spoken woman.