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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: the last yatto on September 25, 2010, 11:41:38 AM

Title: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: the last yatto on September 25, 2010, 11:41:38 AM
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7688709
:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Dysnomia on September 25, 2010, 03:26:22 PM
I think they've already invented this.


http://www.victoriassecret.com/ss/Satellite?ProductID=1265311623041&c=Page&cid=1283342270954&pagename=vsdWrapper
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: The Johnny on September 25, 2010, 03:33:37 PM

How about a jock-strap mask?
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 25, 2010, 03:37:02 PM
Ok, but is it news?
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 25, 2010, 03:41:41 PM
huh....
and i was just getting used to my wife having two gasmasks strapped to her tits....
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Dysnomia on September 25, 2010, 03:50:35 PM
gasmasks are old news.  It's all about the Gun tits now.

(http://www.queeried.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/lady-gaga-alejandro-video.png)
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 25, 2010, 04:03:46 PM
hahaha!
"compensating for lack of physical endowment with guns;  it's not just for men anymore!"

:lol:
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Dysnomia on September 25, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
DONT CALL MY NAME



DONT CALL MY NAME




ALEJANDRO
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Adios on September 25, 2010, 04:10:51 PM
This thread is lol.
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 25, 2010, 09:37:52 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 25, 2010, 03:50:35 PM
gasmasks are old news.  It's all about the Gun tits now.

(http://www.queeried.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/lady-gaga-alejandro-video.png)

I love the look of horror on the one guy's face
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Penumbral on September 25, 2010, 11:50:45 PM
(http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/gas-mask-bra.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 26, 2010, 04:49:10 AM
I think it's very nice of Lady Gaga to give work to all those ugly people she includes in her videos.
What a nice girl.
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 26, 2010, 04:52:21 AM
 :sad:
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Jasper on September 26, 2010, 05:08:03 AM
I don't think that one would have worked as well with conventionally 'pretty' people.

Looking at some of her designs, a lot of her outfits actually scorn her own conventional beauty in favor of more quixotic and aggressive looks.

Sigmatic,
jokes at serious posts, seriouses at joke posts, and cannot help himself
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 26, 2010, 05:14:31 AM
that guy with the big ears ont the left, i went to school with his sister and hes amusing and crazy and nice, and i dont think hes ugly  :sad: thats a funny angle pic tho
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Lies on September 26, 2010, 05:15:06 AM
QuoteIn the event of a disaster the wearer can remove it and put one of the cups over their moth to prevent respiratory problems.

Why would I care about saving my moth?
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Lies on September 26, 2010, 05:24:06 AM
My prediction: Once these start becoming popular, very sad men (like me) will start a biological disasters (or fake one) so they get a chance to smell bras.

"OH NO, SOME BASTARDS SPREADING SWINE FLU, QUICKLY, LEND ME YOUR BRA"
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 26, 2010, 05:28:11 AM
do bras even have a smell?

*goes to sniff bras*
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Lies on September 26, 2010, 05:34:24 AM
Trust me when I say, they may not have much a smell, but there are people who are obsessed with smelling them.
Title: Re: ATTN those with boobs
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 26, 2010, 05:38:26 AM
weeeeeiiiird