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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Telarus on September 28, 2010, 04:15:23 AM

Title: Owner of Segway Company Dies in Segway Accident
Post by: Telarus on September 28, 2010, 04:15:23 AM
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/09/segway-death/

And in honor of that completely random bit of reality, HAVE SOME MORE.

MOST EXCELLENT EXCLUSIVE: Alex Winter Confirms 'Bill & Ted 3' Is On The Way! (http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/09/23/most-excellent-exclusive-alex-winter-confirms-bill-ted-3-is-on-the-way/)

God tells guy to build really, really, really large treehouse (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/27/god-tells-guy-to-bui.html)

Rare Adolf Hitler paintings could fetch £150,000 at auction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8025960/Rare-Adolf-Hitler-paintings-could-fetch-150000-at-auction.html)
(Note the perspective problems (LOL), especially the horizontal lines of the windows and the roof-line.)

The C Street Family goes global: How congressmen travel the world to preach to dictators on the taxpayers' dime. (http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/11/doug-coe-inhofe-siljander-c-street?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+motherjones%2Fmain+%28MotherJones.com+Main+Article+Feed%29)

Yes, that is a real statue (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/10/view/11639/maurizio-cattelans-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan.html)

Human-Powered Ornithopter Becomes First Ever of Its Kind to Achieve Sustained Flight (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/09/100922155112.htm)

Montana Woman Fends Off Bear Attack With Zucchini (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/09/23/us/AP-US-ODD-Bear-Attack-Zucchini.html)

Republican and Tea Partiers conspire to get voters removed from voting rolls in Wisconsin (http://thinkprogress.org/2010/09/21/wisconsin-voter-caging/)

Credit to the High Weirdness Project (http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Bulldada_Newsblog) for most of those.
Title: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 28, 2010, 04:19:06 AM
bwaaahaha!
:lulz:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-owner-Jimi-Heselden-dies-riding-machines-cliff.html
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/28/article-1315518-0B60D492000005DC-924_468x417.jpg)
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 28, 2010, 04:55:49 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 28, 2010, 05:08:24 AM
I suspect foul play.
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2010, 07:13:00 AM
why am i laughing
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Jasper on September 28, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
I knew that shit was unsafe.
Title: Re: Owner of Segway Company Dies in Segway Accident
Post by: Lies on September 28, 2010, 07:45:36 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Lies on September 28, 2010, 07:47:01 AM
Oh look theres two of these threads.
Title: Re: Owner of firm that makes Segway rides off cliff; dies.
Post by: Cain on September 28, 2010, 10:10:20 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 28, 2010, 07:47:01 AM
Oh look theres two of these threads.

What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Title: Re: Owner of Segway Company Dies in Segway Accident
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 28, 2010, 12:51:23 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 28, 2010, 04:15:23 AM
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/09/segway-death/

And in honor of that completely random bit of reality, HAVE SOME MORE.

MOST EXCELLENT EXCLUSIVE: Alex Winter Confirms 'Bill & Ted 3' Is On The Way! (http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/09/23/most-excellent-exclusive-alex-winter-confirms-bill-ted-3-is-on-the-way/)

God tells guy to build really, really, really large treehouse (http://www.boingboing.net/2010/09/27/god-tells-guy-to-bui.html)

Rare Adolf Hitler paintings could fetch £150,000 at auction (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/8025960/Rare-Adolf-Hitler-paintings-could-fetch-150000-at-auction.html)
(Note the perspective problems (LOL), especially the horizontal lines of the windows and the roof-line.)

The C Street Family goes global: How congressmen travel the world to preach to dictators on the taxpayers' dime. (http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/11/doug-coe-inhofe-siljander-c-street?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+motherjones%2Fmain+%28MotherJones.com+Main+Article+Feed%29)

Yes, that is a real statue (http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/10/view/11639/maurizio-cattelans-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan.html)

Human-Powered Ornithopter Becomes First Ever of Its Kind to Achieve Sustained Flight (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/09/100922155112.htm)

Montana Woman Fends Off Bear Attack With Zucchini (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/09/23/us/AP-US-ODD-Bear-Attack-Zucchini.html)

Republican and Tea Partiers conspire to get voters removed from voting rolls in Wisconsin (http://thinkprogress.org/2010/09/21/wisconsin-voter-caging/)

Credit to the High Weirdness Project (http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/Bulldada_Newsblog) for most of those.

THAT right there.  Fuck. Yes.