Dr Fu Manchu looked around at the wreckage of his base. The heroes had been through, and once again trashed his property, his plans, and his entertainment system.
"Why must they always interfere?", he mused, "I'm only trying to have a bit of fun."
That's when he noticed a bloody bit of fur sticking out from under a death ray mount. He gaped in horror, and strode over to the destroyed weapon. Underneath it was the corpse of his beloved Newfoundland Dog, Tojo.
"That is the absolute fucking limit!", he cried, "NO MORE MISTER NICE VILLAIN."
Once back home, he began to move money, funding the start up of some interesting companies. Halliburton, Exxon, Blackwater, and dozens of others. If he couldn't conquer the world, he'd fucking BUY it. Then he'd put the screws to all of those "hero" bastards that killed his beloved pet. Oh, yes, just let them try to fight their own economic system...It would be like watching them kick themselves in the balls. Fu Manchu grinned at the thought. It wasn't a pleasant grin.
Tojo was a good dog, he mused. Never shat on the carpet, stayed at his heel during walks, hardly ever ate the help.
They'll pay, those bastards, because that was also the shaggiest damn dog ever.
The End.
AND IT WAS THE SHAGGIEST DOG EVER. :lulz:
:lulz:
Oh my god. :lulz: I admit, I had to think about that for a few minutes.
I love how this one is written, by the way. You took the pulp fiction stuff to the WALL. THE WALL. Nice!
Please direct all hate mail and packages of poomp through my assistant, Mistress Freeky. :lulz:
Dok,
Is amazed that he was patient enough to wait 6 days for the punchline.
PS: It still DOES represent my core values.
:fap:
HNNNNNAAAAAA! HNAAAAAAAA! Horrible Fucking Bastard! :lulz:
Somebody needs a care package from Stephen the Pig's Used Implant lot.
Quote from: Richter on September 28, 2010, 04:43:54 PM
HNNNNNAAAAAA! HNAAAAAAAA! Horrible Fucking Bastard! :lulz:
Somebody needs a care package from Stephen the Pig's Used Implant lot.
I LIVE for moments like this. :lulz:
I won't lie, I had to read it a couple of times....
You got me! :lulz:
I was no where near where you were with this. Damn!
I LOVE IT!!!
Dammit Dok! :lulz: :argh!: :lulz: :argh!:
I like it, dammit.
Gah. Back to the music writing.
:lulz:
Oh dod gammit fother mucking gibbity gobbety
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
:crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 28, 2010, 07:32:48 PM
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
:crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey:
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
And THAT, my friends, is
victory! :lulz:
:mccain:
Dude.
...
:argh!:
:lulz: + :mittens:
Did you just...
:argh!:
Quote from: Remington on September 28, 2010, 10:33:55 PM
Did you just...
:argh!:
Why yes I accidentally. :lulz: The whole Six days.
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 28, 2010, 10:34:52 PM
Quote from: Remington on September 28, 2010, 10:33:55 PM
Did you just...
:argh!:
Why yes I accidentally. :lulz: The whole Six days.
Reminds me of a webcomic I used to read. The author kept steady updates, Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday, for seven and a half years. It was one of the most popular comics on the Internet.
Then on the third-to-last episode, he revealed the punchline. A punchline which he had set up in Episode 7, and upon which he had delivered in Episode 1223. It was the longest-running brick joke in the history of the Internet.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.
Yeah, me too. :lulz:
Son of a bitch. I'd add you to the Vengeance List if it weren't so funny. Spot on writing regardless.
fucking OUCH
That fucking STUNG like a goddamn bullet ant to the scrotum. You horrible desert-baked bastard! Are you some kind of... Discordian, or something? :argh!:
This calls for another letter. Oh yes.
Tomorrow Dok, I will catch up.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.
I wasn't sure if I was too dense, or if the Doktor had finally lost it for reals.
However, in the interim there was some beautiful fucking writing. Like fucking poetic and shit.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:49:13 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 28, 2010, 10:38:47 PM
I was wondering why I wasn't seeing a coherent theme. I just thought I was stupid.
I wasn't sure if I was too dense, or if the Doktor had finally lost it for reals.
However, in the interim there was some beautiful fucking writing. Like fucking poetic and shit.
When I finally lose it for reals, you'll read about it in the paper, not here.
"Local Mad Scientist Goes Batshit With Dildo Cannon."
I like the way your mind doesn't function normal. :lulz:
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
I like the way your mind doesn't function normal. :lulz:
This is true. It functions correctly, which is definitely not normal.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 29, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
I like the way your mind doesn't function normal. :lulz:
This is true. It functions correctly, which is definitely not normal.
:mittens:
:aaa:
:eek:
:argh!:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26626.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26634.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26649.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26673.0
Since the search is occasionally FUBAR, links to parts 1-4 above. Read in order before you read this one.
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Quote from: Luna on April 19, 2011, 02:12:05 PM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26626.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26634.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26649.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26673.0
Since the search is occasionally FUBAR, links to parts 1-4 above. Read in order before you read this one.
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