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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on September 29, 2010, 02:59:04 AM

Title: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on September 29, 2010, 02:59:04 AM
AL:

East: Rays clinch berth. Yankees .5 games behind, also clinch...now to see who takes the division...
Central: Twins take division.
West: Rangers take division.

NL:

East: Phillies take division.
Central: Reds take division.
West: San Fran and San Diego are duking this out still...
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on September 29, 2010, 04:13:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 29, 2010, 02:59:04 AM
AL:

East: Rays clinch berth. Yankees .5 games behind, also clinch...now to see who takes the division...
Meh. No one cares who wins the division title anymore thanks to the Wild Card. It'd still be nice to see the Rays take it. The Yankees already have too many.
QuoteCentral: Twins take division.
West: Rangers take division.

NL:

East: Phillies take division.
Central: Reds take division.
:argh!:  :cry:  :argh!:

QuoteWest: San Fran and San Diego are duking this out still...
Who cares? Either team would get creamed by the Phillies.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on September 29, 2010, 04:24:01 AM
Considering you KNOW CC is getting the Cy Young just because he's a Yankee instead of David Price?

Yeah...
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on September 29, 2010, 01:15:44 PM
I'm just glad the Sox are done, so when I drive from JP to Cambridge, it doesn't take an hour and a half to get through the Fenway.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: AFK on September 29, 2010, 01:25:08 PM
I'm calling it now:

Rays vs. Phillies in the world series.

The Phillies take it in 7 games. 
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Jenne on September 29, 2010, 02:20:02 PM
Poor Pud-rays...but they are a-tryin'...
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on September 29, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 29, 2010, 01:25:08 PM
I'm calling it now:

Rays vs. Phillies in the world series.

The Phillies take it in 7 games. 

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
My sister says "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!"

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/46350_10150284928525386_735075385_14988165_7264413_n.jpg)

She has seats for both today and tomorrow. Bitch.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 07, 2010, 03:41:37 AM
So... this Roy Halladay is a pretty good pitcher, eh?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 03:47:48 AM
Post season no-no.

A rare feat indeed. 
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 07, 2010, 03:48:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 06, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
My sister says "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!"

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/46350_10150284928525386_735075385_14988165_7264413_n.jpg)

She has seats for both today and tomorrow. Bitch.

AAANND then EoC was a Rays fan.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:19:29 AM
She works for the organization too.

Well, TECHNICALLY the MLB, but she works OUT of Tropicana Field.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Phox on October 07, 2010, 06:16:07 AM
My pick is... Phillies.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 07, 2010, 07:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 07, 2010, 03:47:48 AM
Post season no-no.

A rare feat indeed. 
I didn't even watch the second half because I didn't think he'd be able to keep it up for 9 innings. I did see the Reds lone base runner though.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 03:57:17 PM
I still fail to understand how they can call it a "No Hitter" if someone actually hits the fucking ball....

Isn't it more of a "No Run" or some such?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
It's part of the scorebaord terminology: "Runs, Hits, Errors."

A no-hitter means that no runner got on base that game.  A pop fly to left that is caught for an out means that the batter did not get a "Hit".

Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 04:03:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
It's part of the scorebaord terminology: "Runs, Hits, Errors."

A no-hitter means that no runner got on base that game.  A pop fly to left that is caught for an out means that the batter did not get a "Hit".



So basically if you don't make it to first without getting out, then it is not a hit?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
Nice use of a triple negative!

And, yes. 

Keep in mind that if the pitcher walks or hits the batter with a pitch, the batter can get to first without making a hit.



Fucking baseball rules, how do they work?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
Nice use of a triple negative!

And, yes. 

Keep in mind that if the pitcher walks or hits the batter with a pitch, the batter can get to first without making a hit.



Fucking baseball rules, how do they work?

Allright you snarky yankee.....  :lulz:

Bite me, I never was a big baseball fan.  I like football and hockey.

Besides I'm a girl, I didn't have to learn the rules to survive puberty!  :wink:
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:17:25 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
Nice use of a triple negative!

And, yes. 

Keep in mind that if the pitcher walks or hits the batter with a pitch, the batter can get to first without making a hit.



Fucking baseball rules, how do they work?

Allright you snarky yankee.....  :lulz:

Bite me, I never was a big baseball fan.  I like football and hockey.

Besides I'm a girl, I didn't have to learn the rules to survive puberty!  :wink:


I'm a girl, and I had to know baseball and football to get out of middle school alive.  :?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:17:52 PM
You misunderstand.  I was a book nerd.  I only learned this shit after seeing Bull Durham.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
...My parents had season tickets to the Mets.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2010, 04:24:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 07, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
...My parents had season tickets to the Mets.  :kingmeh:

How masochistic!
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:26:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:24:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 07, 2010, 04:24:02 PM
...My parents had season tickets to the Mets.  :kingmeh:

How masochistic!

Well to be fair, it WAS from 1984-1987. I was 4 and had the hots for Ron Darling.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 04:35:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 07, 2010, 04:17:25 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
Nice use of a triple negative!

And, yes. 

Keep in mind that if the pitcher walks or hits the batter with a pitch, the batter can get to first without making a hit.



Fucking baseball rules, how do they work?

Allright you snarky yankee.....  :lulz:

Bite me, I never was a big baseball fan.  I like football and hockey.

Besides I'm a girl, I didn't have to learn the rules to survive puberty!  :wink:


I'm a girl, and I had to know baseball and football to get out of middle school alive.  :?

Baseball was not a huge thing in NC when I was growing up....  Football and basketball were the only sports that were big in my area.

AND, I was just joking...  :cry:
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
I believe that Halladay did walk at least one batter, thus explaining why there was a baserunner.  But he did not give up any hits.  Now, if he hadn't walked anybody, then it would've been a perfect game. 
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 04:35:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 07, 2010, 04:17:25 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 07, 2010, 04:10:28 PM
Nice use of a triple negative!

And, yes. 

Keep in mind that if the pitcher walks or hits the batter with a pitch, the batter can get to first without making a hit.



Fucking baseball rules, how do they work?

Allright you snarky yankee.....  :lulz:

Bite me, I never was a big baseball fan.  I like football and hockey.

Besides I'm a girl, I didn't have to learn the rules to survive puberty!  :wink:


I'm a girl, and I had to know baseball and football to get out of middle school alive.  :?

Baseball was not a huge thing in NC when I was growing up....  Football and basketball were the only sports that were big in my area.

AND, I was just joking...  :cry:

Baseball wasn't big in Florida either until at the earliest 1993, even now it's still debatable. I guarantee half the people down there think a slider is something that happens in NASCAR.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: AFK on October 07, 2010, 04:38:55 PM
Or something you stuff in your face while watching NASCAR. 
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 04:42:06 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 07, 2010, 04:38:55 PM
Or something you stuff in your face while watching NASCAR. 

Or football. Remember there's 3 of those teams down there. Sometimes they're even good!
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 07, 2010, 05:26:29 PM
Oh god NASCAR....

GAG
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 12, 2010, 01:00:22 PM
Dear Almighty Baseball Gods...Please shine your grace upon the Rays so that they may smite that which is Cliff Lee and go on to destroy the Yankees. Amen!
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 13, 2010, 01:39:59 PM
And NOW it's football season.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 19, 2010, 01:06:48 PM
So... this Cliff Lee is a pretty good pitcher, eh?
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: Suu on October 19, 2010, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 19, 2010, 01:06:48 PM
So... this Cliff Lee is a pretty good pitcher, eh?

You noticed?

The man is a fucking MACHINE.
Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: AFK on October 27, 2010, 04:15:16 PM
Giants Closer Brian Wilson:  a Discordian?

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/39866460/ns/sports-baseball/

QuoteGiants closer Brian Wilson is not your typical player. A lot of closers portray themselves as some form of an alter ego to help psyche themselves up while psyching out the batters they face. Wilson is one of them.

Wilson is clearly intelligent, but as fans learned during his weekly show on cable last year called "Life of Brian," he is also eccentric.

The country is now learning a thing or two about the man with a killer fastball, a dyed beard and a body covered in tattoos.

During Saturday's night locker room interview on Fox, sportcaster Steve Rose had a bizarre exchange with Wilson. Wilson said his post-game celebration was "going to get weird" and said facing the Rangers "sounds delicious." He also made reference to "the Machine." Following the comment about the machine, Rose asked him not to share any more of that with the television audience.

Now, thanks to a YouTube video that inside joke is now public.

This eight-minute clip explains a little of the Wilson mystique, as well as the back story to his comments with Rose.

The highlights:

   * Wilson announces on his cable show his five secrets. One of which is that he is a secret ninja
   * Wilson is a regular guest on Rose's show "Lunch with Benefits" using Skype
   * Rose played a little trick on Wilson during one show that involved scantily clad women
   * Wilson responded with a man dressed in S&M walking behind him in the skype shot. That man is called "the Machine" (6:32 in clip)

Is this whole thing a little 'inside baseball'? You bet it is. It's the World Series.

Probably not, but sounds like an interesting fellow.  Like Goalies in hockey, the best closers are the ones who are crazy good, and also, a little strange.  

Title: Re: DSPN Presents: MLB Playoffs 2010 (HAPPY OCTOBER!)
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2010, 04:19:12 PM
Oh, is that still going on?


LMNO
-concentrating on helmet-to-helmet hits.