Will you be my nemesis?
You want a nemesis?
Odd choice in a nemesis, no?
Especially, since she's one of my Minions.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 05:45:19 AM
Odd choice in a nemesis, no?
I'm trying to work my way up. I don't want a nemesis that I am frightened of.
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
When you deserved it.
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
before you can have minions you must spend time as a minion.
QuoteI'm trying to work my way up. I don't want a nemesis that I am frightened of.
Not really a nemesis if they don't scare you. A nemesis needs to be either superior to you or at least equal. Otherwise its just a recurring joke antagonist.
QuoteYou have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
I have several minions, some of whom are posters here. I'm forming a nice little Legion of Evil here.
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before you can have minions you must spend time as a minion.
Or if you have prior credentials, such as being a fallen hero.
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
I'll be your minion anytime. 8)
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on September 30, 2010, 05:56:44 AM
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
before you can have minions you must spend time as a minion.
:omg:
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on September 30, 2010, 05:58:14 AM
QuoteI'm trying to work my way up. I don't want a nemesis that I am frightened of.
Not really a nemesis if they don't scare you. A nemesis needs to be either superior to you or at least equal. Otherwise its just a recurring joke antagonist.
QuoteYou have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
I have several minions, some of whom are posters here. I'm forming a nice little Legion of Evil here.
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before you can have minions you must spend time as a minion.
Or if you have prior credentials, such as being a fallen hero.
To go Disney you could be my nemesis and she could be the bumbling sidekick minion that always makes a mess of your plot.
I've always been more of a villain than a hero though, and you strike me as a villain as well. So i don't think you can be my nemesis.
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2010, 05:59:45 AM
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
I'll be your minion anytime. 8)
:eek: Ohhhh Baby! Me likey! :eek:
Quote from: Aries Gurl(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/omgonozanimated.gif)
Appropriate response given that Minion=Cannon Fodder.
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To go Disney you could be my nemesis and she could be the bumbling sidekick minion that always makes a mess of your plot.
I've always been more of a villain than a hero though, and you strike me as a villain as well. So i don't think you can be my nemesis.
I recently turned to villainy, because I'd been relegated to a gag character. So yeah, unless you're a hero, I'm afraid I cannot be your nemesis.
Besides, I flay any minions who mess up my plans. My inner sanctum is carpeted with the flesh of failed minions.
To be fair, it is possible for two villains to have plans that don't match up and they end up being in competition. In that sense, a villain may be another villain's nemesis.
Stalin and Hitler are a prime example of that dynamic, extreme though it may be.
QuoteTo be fair, it is possible for two villains to have plans that don't match up and they end up being in competition. In that sense, a villain may be another villain's nemesis.
In which case, I already have a nemesis in Lady Nyx.
Hmm. I can be a hero in the King Mob mold. Fighting for freedom, Chaos, and the Discordian way.
I need some allies though. Anyone else want to thwart the villainous Doktor Semaj and his, um, what are your diabolical plans anyways Doktor?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26707.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26707.0)
This will explain all. Also includes early villainous exploits and henchmen.
I want to be your minion, so that I can help erect your dark tower.
:oops:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 30, 2010, 06:06:53 AM
To be fair, it is possible for two villains to have plans that don't match up and they end up being in competition. In that sense, a villain may be another villain's nemesis.
Stalin and Hitler are a prime example of that dynamic, extreme though it may be.
They were not one another's nemesis. Everyone knows Hitler's nemesis was Mensch, the super Jew. And Stalin's was Uncle Sam.
And Nast, welcome aboard oh minion of mine.
Quote from: Nast on September 30, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
I want to be your minion, so that I can help erect your dark tower.
:oops:
:lmnuendo:
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on September 30, 2010, 06:32:42 AM
Quote from: Blessed of the Great Bovinity on September 30, 2010, 06:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 30, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
I want to be your minion, so that I can help erect your dark tower.
:oops:
:lmnuendo:
I thought that went without saying.
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
It's important to have a nemesis. A good nemesis can make or break you.
FUCK YOU NIGEL YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT
:mrgreen:
:lulz:
You know, I'm sure there is a good reason this shouldn't be moved to the RPG Ghetto, but I'm not sure what it is.
Well, I have the emotes but I'm still waiting on the minions.
You sir, have yourself a nemesis!
Henchmen....
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://spoonlovesrobots.com/comics/2008-04-06.jpg) (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/2743745212_b973006361_b.jpg) (http://www.buzztab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rat-king.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on September 30, 2010, 08:07:59 PM
FUCK YOU NIGEL YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT
:mrgreen:
NO U! :argh!:
Babbel Whore, I'm glad you aren't a deity anymore. :) I missed the Blue Meanie.
Also, I'm Semaj's enemy, so we should totally work together on this.
Was the Buddy/Nemesis chart revised when I wasn't looking?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:53:42 AM
Was the Buddy/Nemesis chart revised when I wasn't looking?
Yes. There was an Alignment shift. Things always get fucked up when that happens.
Quote from: Lady Nyx on October 01, 2010, 05:55:31 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2010, 05:53:42 AM
Was the Buddy/Nemesis chart revised when I wasn't looking?
Yes. There was an Alignment shift. Things always get fucked up when that happens.
RWHN-
Don't ever go to eat hotdogs and watch Mythbusters. You miss a lot of shit like having your divinity stripped from you.
If that does happen, have a time machine ready.
Quote from: Lady Nyx on October 01, 2010, 05:51:48 AM
Babbel Whore, I'm glad you aren't a deity anymore. :) I missed the Blue Meanie.
Also, I'm Semaj's enemy, so we should totally work together on this.
Alright. I'm not opposed to working with badguys in the interest of the greater good.
As long as you're more a Catwoman type badguy than a Shub Niggurath type badguy.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 01, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on October 01, 2010, 05:51:48 AM
Babbel Whore, I'm glad you aren't a deity anymore. :) I missed the Blue Meanie.
Also, I'm Semaj's enemy, so we should totally work together on this.
Alright. I'm not opposed to working with badguys in the interest of the greater good.
As long as you're more a Catwoman type badguy than a Shub Niggurath type badguy.
"I've been cruising the high schools all day, and can't get a date!"
- Booger,
Revenge of the Nerds
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 01, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on October 01, 2010, 05:51:48 AM
Babbel Whore, I'm glad you aren't a deity anymore. :) I missed the Blue Meanie.
Also, I'm Semaj's enemy, so we should totally work together on this.
Alright. I'm not opposed to working with badguys in the interest of the greater good.
As long as you're more a Catwoman type badguy than a Shub Niggurath type badguy.
"I've been cruising the high schools all day, and can't get a date!"
- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds
Doktor, you don't need a date. You have Nurses with Hammers.
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on October 01, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 01, 2010, 05:47:55 PM
Quote from: Lady Nyx on October 01, 2010, 05:51:48 AM
Babbel Whore, I'm glad you aren't a deity anymore. :) I missed the Blue Meanie.
Also, I'm Semaj's enemy, so we should totally work together on this.
Alright. I'm not opposed to working with badguys in the interest of the greater good.
As long as you're more a Catwoman type badguy than a Shub Niggurath type badguy.
"I've been cruising the high schools all day, and can't get a date!"
- Booger, Revenge of the Nerds
Doktor, you don't need a date. You have Nurses with Hammers.
I know. I was poking fun at BH.
Quote from: Lysergic on October 01, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2010, 05:59:45 AM
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 30, 2010, 05:55:33 AM
You have minions? I want minions! When do I get minions?
I'll be your minion anytime. 8)
:owned:
OWNED!
Yeah, sort of, not really. Let it go man, it's in the past.
:apple:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 11:25:39 PM
You sir, have yourself a nemesis!
Henchmen....
ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://spoonlovesrobots.com/comics/2008-04-06.jpg) (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3195/2743745212_b973006361_b.jpg) (http://www.buzztab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rat-king.jpg)
Woot!
My womp skills are sad, so It may be some time before my return strike arrives, but trust me,it will arrive.
Hey wait... I'm new here, but how do I get a nemesis?
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
SSHHHHH :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
I am going to purposefully all over Tuscon. :argh!:
All of it. Except the nice parts.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 12:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
I am going to purposefully all over Tuscon. :argh!:
All of it. Except the nice parts.
Nice parts?
Tucson is a mold growth.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
You have to be able to smile at them being thwarted.
It also helps to actively try to earn one.
(My minute Welshness didn't stop me from getting one) :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:37:10 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 12:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
I am going to purposefully all over Tuscon. :argh!:
All of it. Except the nice parts.
Nice parts?
Tucson is a mold growth.
The nice parts will be arbitrarily decided via die roll.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 01:25:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:37:10 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 12:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
I am going to purposefully all over Tuscon. :argh!:
All of it. Except the nice parts.
Nice parts?
Tucson is a mold growth.
The nice parts will be arbitrarily decided via die roll.
Tweakers stole all the dice.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 01:25:59 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 01:25:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:37:10 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 12:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 02, 2010, 12:34:24 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 01, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:32:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 01, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Offend someone who is crazy enough to never let go of their rage, and beat them at everything. Act like it's no big deal.
Or just post here for a week. :lulz:
Then why don't I have a nemesis?
Welsh "people" don't get these perks.
I am going to purposefully all over Tuscon. :argh!:
All of it. Except the nice parts.
Nice parts?
Tucson is a mold growth.
The nice parts will be arbitrarily decided via die roll.
Tweakers stole all the dice.
not those kind.
(http://xkeresto.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/2867-tap-die.jpg)