(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63373_439166604068_710084068_5261892_7898377_n.jpg)
At around 5, EFO came in and said "Mom. The front steps are covered in cones and there's a guy sitting there, just laughing."
MORE TO COME
:lulz: :mittens:
ZOMG ARE YOU OKAY?
BRUTAL
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/IMAG0179.jpg)
Better angle :fnord:
Quick! Everyone under the cone!
You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
Quote from: Alty on October 01, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
Quick! Everyone under the cone!
You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
:lulz:
SLOW DOWN
IN THE CONE ZONE
I sustained only mild blunt trauma to my psyche as a result of this truly vicious coning. The perp was so brazen that the coning took place not only in FULL DAYLIGHT, but right on front of my children, all of whom are apparently so jaded from the extreme nature of this coning that their only reaction was "LOL".
It is worth noting, at this point, that the perpetrator, sometimes known as "Peleus" or "Yatto", is not quite as totally insane in person (unlike E.O.T.) as he is online. However, I think that it is very telling (and you may draw your own conclusions from this) that Little Orange INSTANTLY LOVED HIM. Should you be afraid? You decide!
Sadly, he and the bearer of his young were unable to stay for dinner, but hopefully our next meeting will include more consuming of comestibles.
Did you hear? I heard that when Little Johnny got his first coning, he couldn't walk for days.
The fees he accrued at the prolapse clinic were numerous.
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".
I'm worried that children are our future.
They grasp a cosmic truth very early. I wish I was so precocious.
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".
I'm worried that children are our future.
Tell me about it. I'm worried that MY children are the future. LO, with all her violence and passion, seems like the Way, the Truth and the Light compared to EFO... who is a cold, crazy charismatic little thing who surrounds herself with a legion of tall gorgeous bruisers.
Fear.
She didn't seem to react to the coloring book
but sure seem to walk off quickly with devil ducky
And what's with you making people walk places?
Quote from: Pēleus on October 01, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
She didn't seem to react to the coloring book
but sure seem to walk off quickly with devil ducky
And what's with you making people walk places?
She is deadpan with things she thinks she can use
Devil ducky looked like a potential devil earwig to her, did you see? and
walking places is how you can get the measure of things. Thanks for the wine!