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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 03:11:41 AM

Title: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 03:11:41 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63373_439166604068_710084068_5261892_7898377_n.jpg)

At around 5, EFO came in and said "Mom. The front steps are covered in cones and there's a guy sitting there, just laughing."

MORE TO COME
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Juana on October 01, 2010, 03:17:22 AM
 :lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 01, 2010, 03:21:14 AM
ZOMG ARE YOU OKAY?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 03:38:00 AM
BRUTAL
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: the last yatto on October 01, 2010, 03:43:46 AM
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af256/yattoksc/IMAG0179.jpg)
Better angle :fnord:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Salty on October 01, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
Quick! Everyone under the cone!

You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 01, 2010, 03:51:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 01, 2010, 03:45:31 AM
Quick! Everyone under the cone!

You must get under the cone BEFORE the cone gets on top of you.
:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 05:15:51 AM
SLOW DOWN

IN THE CONE ZONE
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
I sustained only mild blunt trauma to my psyche as a result of this truly vicious coning. The perp was so brazen that the coning took place not only in FULL DAYLIGHT, but right on front of my children, all of whom are apparently so jaded from the extreme nature of this coning that their only reaction was "LOL".

It is worth noting, at this point, that the perpetrator, sometimes known as "Peleus" or "Yatto", is not quite as totally insane in person (unlike E.O.T.) as he is online. However, I think that it is very telling (and you may draw your own conclusions from this) that Little Orange INSTANTLY LOVED HIM. Should you be afraid? You decide!

Sadly, he and the bearer of his young were unable to stay for dinner, but hopefully our next meeting will include more consuming of comestibles.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Nast on October 01, 2010, 05:41:24 AM
Did you hear? I heard that when Little Johnny got his first coning, he couldn't walk for days.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Nast on October 01, 2010, 05:50:05 AM
The fees he accrued at the prolapse clinic were numerous.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Dysnomia on October 01, 2010, 06:04:01 AM
ANAL PROLAPSE????
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Nast on October 01, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".


I'm worried that children are our future.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Jasper on October 01, 2010, 06:38:50 AM
They grasp a cosmic truth very early.  I wish I was so precocious.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 07:30:28 AM
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:55 AM
It was during this visit that EFO, who brought to us the statement that "Making people wrong feels good", said, "Other people's pain is funny".


I'm worried that children are our future.

Tell me about it. I'm worried that MY children are the future. LO, with all her violence and passion, seems like the Way, the Truth and the Light compared to EFO... who is a cold, crazy charismatic little thing who surrounds herself with a legion of tall gorgeous bruisers.

Fear.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: the last yatto on October 01, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
She didn't seem to react to the coloring book
but sure seem to walk off quickly with devil ducky
And what's with you making people walk places?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS! NE PORTLAND WOMAN VICTIM OF BRUTAL CONING.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 01, 2010, 08:03:29 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 01, 2010, 07:51:24 AM
She didn't seem to react to the coloring book
but sure seem to walk off quickly with devil ducky
And what's with you making people walk places?

She is deadpan with things she thinks she can use

Devil ducky looked like a potential devil earwig to her, did you see? and

walking places is how you can get the measure of things. Thanks for the wine!