Cut that shit out. This instant.
I know, it will give me cancer some day. But I get really irritable if I don't.
*zzziiiiiip*
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
I know, it will give me cancer some day. But I get really irritable if I don't.
Don't come crying to me when it kills you.
But...!
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 01, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
But...!
What would your great grandmother say? She'd fucking fall over dead from shame.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
I know, it will give me cancer some day. But I get really irritable if I don't.
Don't come crying to me when it kills you.
I wasn't aware corpses could cry...
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
I know, it will give me cancer some day. But I get really irritable if I don't.
Don't come crying to me when it kills you.
I wasn't aware corpses could cry...
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/twilight.html
I wasn't doin' nuffin. Honest.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:24:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:23:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 01, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
I know, it will give me cancer some day. But I get really irritable if I don't.
Don't come crying to me when it kills you.
I wasn't aware corpses could cry...
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/twilight.html
Oh, gods... Being a sparkly emo vampire with cancer....
Ok, I'll quit.
MAKE ME!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
:oops:
It was just lying there.
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
Yes you did fill his shoes, I saw you wipe afterwards.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
:oops:
It was just lying there.
So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm science :lulz:
And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!
IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
I now have a mental image of you sneaking up on Freeky from the side, with her all awash in blissful innocence.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:43:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
I now have a mental image of you sneaking up on Freeky from the side, with her all awash in blissful innocence.
More common than you'd think.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.
And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
:oops:
It was just lying there.
So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm science :lulz:
And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!
IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!
There is no "the" before SCIENCE. Your argument is invalid.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.
And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.
Yeah, I've noticed.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.
And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.
Yeah, I've noticed.
That might explain the eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise you and Nurse Enabler are always making.
Look, I don't NEED a windshield. I drive by the force.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:36:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
MAKE ME!
Okay.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
I can do that. Your peripheral vision sucks.
What, just because I wear glasses? I'll have you know that the blurriness has only upped my reflexes. So there.
And the plastered bugs on my windshield have caused me to drive faster.
Yeah, I've noticed.
That might explain the eeeeeeeeeeeeee noise you and Nurse Enabler are always making.
Look, I don't NEED a windshield. I drive by the force.
:lulz:
I guess that's better than the braile method.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:45:51 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 01, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
:oops:
It was just lying there.
So you just HAD to accidentally the whole thing.
Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and temporarily blinded me with ummmmm science :lulz:
And that is my story and I'm sticking to it!
IT WAS FOR THE SCIENCE!!!
There is no "the" before SCIENCE. Your argument is invalid.
Well damn, I guess I will have to take my punishment.....
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
HOORAY!
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
YES.
If you don't, Ima nude Portland. And then tell everyone you invited me.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking. I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 06:01:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Is was a truly novel take on the hibachi cooking. I suppose I was a bit gullible about the "patrol car shaped urinal" though.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
It was on fire when I got here. Honest.
I'll stop when I'm dead!
Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!
Quote from: Nast on October 01, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
I'll stop when I'm dead!
Those bastards will have to drag me out kicking and screaming!
THAT.
CAN.
BE.
ARRANGED!
THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME AT THE SCIENCE ACADEMY, THEY ALL SAID I WAS MAD
BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
HA HA, HA HA HA, HA!
*cough*
Fine points of the business: NEVER cackle downwind of your own conflaguration.
:( Whhhy?
I have a note from my shrink. It says I got over that thing with my left hand.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
YES.
If you don't, Ima nude Portland. And then tell everyone you invited me.
:x They'll lynch me!
I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.
Semaj did it, not me! :oops:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
YES.
If you don't, Ima nude Portland. And then tell everyone you invited me.
:x They'll lynch me!
I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.
So come down in March or April, if you can manage it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 06:00:36 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:49:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
The tourism brochure said I could. It also said I could fill your shoes after I was done.
I didn't though. We must show some restraint, after all.
That was no tourism brochure. That was the menu from the Meetrack, you degenerate!
WAIT
Do they serve... "food"... at the Meetrack?
Yes. You didn't notice the kitchen? It was right across from where we were first sitting (inside), next to the giant tree root sculpture thingie.
Oh yeah, that.
Shit.
Now I need to go back and eat there. Next year...
YES.
If you don't, Ima nude Portland. And then tell everyone you invited me.
:x They'll lynch me!
I am hoping that we can do it NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT next time. Because not only was Tucson 110°, but also I missed summer in Portland. The whole thing.
So come down in March or April, if you can manage it.
We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. :lulz:
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:33:39 PM
We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. :lulz:
Hence the "If you can manage it" part.
Spring or fall, though. NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:33:39 PM
We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. :lulz:
Hence the "If you can manage it" part.
Spring or fall, though. NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.
Well, that would be an excuse to go, I guess... it might even pay for itself.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:33:39 PM
We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. :lulz:
Hence the "If you can manage it" part.
Spring or fall, though. NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.
assuming there is still a gem show.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 01, 2010, 10:37:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 01, 2010, 10:33:39 PM
We'll see how my financial ruin is coming along by then. :lulz:
Hence the "If you can manage it" part.
Spring or fall, though. NOT February, unless you actually plan on participating in the gem show.
assuming there is still a gem show.
There has to be. How else will we fuck our City up for 6 weeks?
I actually kind of want to go to that gem show at some point.
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 01, 2010, 11:04:39 PM
I actually kind of want to go to that gem show at some point.
In a similar vein, I actually kind of want to drive 6" nails into both of my kneecaps at some point.
:lulz: Nevertheless.
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 01, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
:( Whhhy?
Inhaling various conflagration fumes SUCKS is why!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
What, that's completely legal over here.
(If you're at least 12, and got your Veterstrikdiploma)
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 02, 2010, 02:07:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
What, that's completely legal over here.
(If you're at least 12, and got your Veterstrikdiploma)
What isn't?
Maybe not, lungs have seriously good self repair.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
Well, ok.
But he
did deserve it.
Quote from: Richter on October 02, 2010, 04:50:21 AM
Maybe not, lungs have seriously good self repair.
Those, combined with the air where I live? I dunno, man. LA and Atlanta swap titles with us for "worst air in America".
I tried cutting the shit out, but i think i just made myself septic
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 01, 2010, 05:21:07 PM
Cut that shit out. This instant.
Can't get away with nuttin'... :sad: