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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: E.O.T. on October 03, 2010, 04:38:15 AM

Title: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: E.O.T. on October 03, 2010, 04:38:15 AM
http://www.dallasblog.com/201009131007064/dallas-blog/obama-bans-british-teen-from-u.s.-over-drunk-email.html

          The Sun reports that, "a Brit teen who sent an email to the White House calling President Obama a 'p***k' has been banned from America for life."

President Obama ordered the FBI to inform local cops that the college student Luke Angel, 17, wrote an "unacceptable" drunken insult to the commander in chief. Mr. Angel confessed to firing off a single email castigating the U.S. government after watching a TV program about 9/11.

Mr. Angel said, "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk. But I think I called Barack Obama a p***k. it was silly – the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few."


IS THIS

          for real? Britspags? anyone? Buehler?
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: The Johnny on October 03, 2010, 04:39:33 AM

I heard about it like a month ago, and it seems to be true.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Jasper on October 03, 2010, 04:52:43 AM
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...OBAMA READS HIS EMAIL?!
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 03, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
I assume he has unpaid interns to read his email.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: The Johnny on October 03, 2010, 05:35:30 AM

The spin on the other news i heard is that the email sent to the White House got intercepted by either the CIA or FBI, i cant recall
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 03, 2010, 05:36:22 AM
How do you e-mail the White house.  I want to call him a "p***k" too.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Phox on October 03, 2010, 05:43:15 AM
Go to its website and click "Contact Us".  :lulz:
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 03, 2010, 06:19:04 AM
Concerning the issue that provoked the e-mail: 

QuoteIran's hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad provoked yet another controversy on Thursday saying a majority of people in the United States and around the world believe the American Government staged the September 11 terror attacks in an attempt to assure Israel's survival.

Ahmadinejad said the US used the September 11 attacks as a pretext to invade Afghanistan and Iraq, killing hundreds of thousands of people.

He argued that the US, instead, should have "designed a logical plan" to punish the perpetrators and not occupy two independent states and shed so much blood.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10676016
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Jasper on October 03, 2010, 06:21:19 AM
For a crazy asshole who is evil, that is actually kind of true.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Rumckle on October 03, 2010, 10:08:02 AM
Yeah, i heard about that a few weeks ago. But, since when was p***k a dirty word?
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: the last yatto on October 03, 2010, 10:41:34 AM
I know what I'm doing when I get to a public computer :lulz:
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Adios on October 03, 2010, 03:36:27 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100914/wl_uk_afp/britainuspolitics

A British teenager has been banned from ever entering the United States after sending an offensive email to president Barack Obama's office, it was reported Tuesday.

Luke Angel, 17, sent the message to the White House while drunk after watching a programme about the 9/11 attacks and was immediately reprimanded by police in the UK and the US after the FBI intercepted the mail.

Here is the original link.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Jasper on October 03, 2010, 04:58:54 PM
Nobody is allowed to offend the president.  How marvelous.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 03, 2010, 05:21:26 PM
I'm new to the forums, but how often have you actually "organized" "Jakes"? 
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 03, 2010, 07:09:12 PM
About every 5 seconds.  Mind you most of the time only one person shows up.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: BadBeast on October 04, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
But he is a prick! (Bush would have probably started extradition proceedings.)
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: E.O.T. on October 04, 2010, 07:10:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on October 04, 2010, 04:08:44 AM
But he is a prick! (Bush would have probably started extradition proceedings.)


NO,

          because Tony Blair would have told him it was bad manners.
Title: Re: OBAMA bans British teen from the U.S. for life
Post by: BadBeast on October 04, 2010, 07:21:29 AM
Extraordinary renditioned him off somewhere nasty then. And not told Tony.