Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on October 03, 2010, 03:57:18 PM

Title: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Suu on October 03, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Especially when they don't finish their fucking square on the concrete.

War? It's being declared. I don't care who's ex-girlfriend she is or how much money her parents have...

This is not because I didn't place, but because she took the opportunity from OTHERS who could have placed as well, including other colleagues of mine who did amazing work and had their votes "disappear" or "Amazingly outnumbered in a rather intriguing way".

There will be letters written, and there will be retribution.

That is all.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Dysnomia on October 03, 2010, 07:17:56 PM
TO THE WALL SUU!
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2010, 02:35:26 AM
And to share the extent of my goddamn soreness, here's the cheater's work:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/58099_10150094870706038_834441037_7299727_7850773_n.jpg)

And this was mine:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/44199_441178993142_510548142_5285709_5482908_n.jpg)

And for comparison, other people who also DID NOT win:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/46982_441191403142_510548142_5286043_4726083_n.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/63867_476840497353_575147353_6840759_7180047_n.jpg)

*grumbles off*

She got there late too, btw, only had 3 hours to finish, so I couldn't POSSIBLY imagine how she managed to score enough tokens to win people's choice when the rest of us were there and collecting votes  for about 3 hours before she even got there.

I just...UGH!

Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2010, 02:48:30 AM
BURN THE CHEATER!! :argh!:
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 04, 2010, 02:50:24 AM
I say that deserves a shanking.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 04, 2010, 06:18:12 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 02:50:24 AM
I say that deserves a shanking.

With a sharpened piece of sidewalk chalk.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 04, 2010, 06:19:12 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 04, 2010, 06:18:12 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 02:50:24 AM
I say that deserves a shanking.

With a sharpened piece of sidewalk chalk.
YES
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2010, 06:19:29 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 04, 2010, 06:18:12 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 04, 2010, 02:50:24 AM
I say that deserves a shanking.

With a sharpened piece of sidewalk chalk.
Fixt.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2010, 06:20:13 AM
In particular, the piece of sidewalk they barely draw on.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Jasper on October 04, 2010, 08:34:47 AM
I haven't caught word of the particulars.  Someone showed up late, did some half-assed bengal tiger, and frauded the vote?

That is some grievous shit.

I hope nobody decides to take justice into their own hands...
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 04, 2010, 09:09:08 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 04, 2010, 08:34:47 AM

I hope nobody decides to take justice into their own hands...

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Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2010, 12:24:16 PM
The big deal that was apparently made was that, "Oh, she's so good she was able to do that in half the time as everyone else!"

...No. It's not that great.

We CAUGHT HER MOM counting her votes in the bucket, and then counting the buckets AROUND THEM. The artist of the Jackalope drawing was one of them, and he was LIVID. He's there every year like I am, so I went over to see what he did, and he went, "Well, at least I know I gave my best and I did this for a good cause. I had fun, and that's all that matters."

I nodded, but I could hear his anger. He almost always wins a People's Choice, and this year he didn't. He had like NO votes...I think they were stealing his tokens when nobody was looking!

I had a shit ton of tokens, my friends spent some serious $ on me, that's how we knew what was up. I didn't even place. There had to be SERIOUS fluffing going on.

So either that girl's parents own stock in metal slugs, or they threw out HUNDREDS of dollars for her to win just a few hundred!

Whatever, I know what we're doing next year...and I hope I'm fucking next to her, because if I catch her mom taking my tokens, there'll be nothing left by the time the cops get there.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2010, 12:31:14 PM
Though I suppose I won't have to do much anymore...She's been going mushrooming a lot, as in going and looking for the edible ones. This can't possibly go wrong at all.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2010, 12:40:34 PM
Accidents "happen".
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2010, 02:18:33 PM
She doesn't live in the state, in fact, she lives like 8 hours away. Maybe I can have the rules changed next year about being a RI Citizen only to win.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM
Cheater?  I don't know, it looks like a tiger to me.
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: Lies on October 04, 2010, 05:52:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM
Cheater?  I don't know, it looks like a tiger to me.
:rimshot:
Title: Re: Death to the Cheater.
Post by: the last yatto on October 04, 2010, 11:24:56 PM
Or touching someone elses bucket is a DQ