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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Adios on October 05, 2010, 04:10:47 PM

Title: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Adios on October 05, 2010, 04:10:47 PM
The Seabreacher X is the latest and most advanced submersible watercraft that we have built to date: This exciting new version is based on the dolphin-inspired Seabreacher J, but it has a more aggressive Shark-style body. The X model also steps up the performance envelope with a 260hp supercharged engine, propelling the vessel to a top speed of 50mph on the surface and 25mph below.

http://www.seabreacher.com/seabreacher-x

The Seabreacher X can sustain high speed dives and then breach the surface, launching the entire vessel clear out of the water. The new fully vectored thrust system mimic the tail articulation of real aquatic animals like sharks and dolphins. The custom tuned exhaust system also gives the vessel a more throaty growl as it tears across the surface.

Some other high tech features: a snorkel mounted video camera transmits live video to LCD screens for the pilot and passenger during dives, GPS navigation, and on board stereo system with iPod docking

GOD i COULD GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Adios on October 05, 2010, 04:17:42 PM
AND THIS!

http://www.rinspeed.com/pages/cars/squba/pre-squba.htm
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Remington on October 05, 2010, 09:36:42 PM
 :fap:

I would much rather buy one of those than an ordinary speedboat.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Telarus on October 06, 2010, 12:26:02 AM
Oh shit! They updated the Seabreacher? Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 02:57:18 AM
So, that was the coolest seacraft I've ever seen.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Remington on October 06, 2010, 05:01:06 AM
Dammit I wish I had $90,000





And that I lived near water.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 18, 2010, 02:21:28 PM
and this!
http://www.gizmag.com/dtv-shredder-tracked-vehicle/16668/
(http://images.gizmag.com/gallery_lrg/dtvshredder.jpg)
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Adios on October 18, 2010, 02:43:16 PM
I could result in serious bone breakage with that!
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 18, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
at 37 mph?!
hell yeah, it could  :fap:
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2010, 07:37:03 PM
                       STFU N00BS
                                \
(http://www.finewoodwatercraft.com/Images_Photos/DSC00064.JPG)

                   OLDSK00L OR GTFO
                                  /
(http://www.rajacraft.com/images/eng/products/l1/1220-AA-l1.jpg)
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Jasper on October 18, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
Sweet mother of Fun.  I want one.  I want several,  Now I want to make dozens of friends so we can all ride down the street on these in a loud, unruly swarm of Bad Fun.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 18, 2010, 10:47:31 PM
Those old bicycles are hard as hell to ride.  I have no idea how any woman ever did it with a fucking bustle.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2010, 01:32:32 AM
Frankly, they look less pleasant and efficient than walking.
Title: Re: I WANT THIS!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 03:04:27 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 01:32:32 AM
Frankly, they look less pleasant and efficient than walking.

mebbee it had something to do with bumpy roads and ungenerous husbands?
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