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Title: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 05, 2010, 07:02:39 PM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/104252724.html

          When the two main loves in your life are helping people and reading comic books, the call is loud and clear: Become a superhero.

He calls himself the Watchman. He won't give his real name.

His identity is obscured by a bright red mask that covers half his goateed face. He wears black boots, black pants, black leather gloves and a black trench coat, but there's a large yellow circle on the chest of his black hooded sweatshirt, with a big W.

"I'm what people refer to as a real-life superhero," he says.

By night, on weekends, he patrols Milwaukee's Riverwest neighborhood, looking for injustice and evildoers. By day? That's a mystery.

"While most reactions to what I do are positive, there are a few negative responses," he explains, adding that the disguise protects his family - a wife and two young sons - from any of that. "I'm the one who decided to do this, not them," he says. "They should not have to suffer for it."

For him, it's not about fulfilling a childhood fantasy, or getting the attention of late-night bar patrons.

"Somebody needs to do something," explains the Watchman, who contemplated becoming a police officer before donning his mask.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 05, 2010, 07:10:29 PM
omg omg omg this is the best news I've heard all month

these are STRANGE TIMES, no? I mean this is precisely what I mean when I talk about how the information age is facilitating the creation of some BIZARRE identities. This guy is the first one, but there will be more. GODDESS ERIS I pray to thee that there will be more...!
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: AFK on October 05, 2010, 07:22:39 PM
I am a little curious as to how the wife and kids really feel about Daddy wandering off at night to fight crime.  Can Watchman leap a team of Divorce lawyers in a single bound? 
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2010, 07:23:46 PM
That guy is RAD

I am all for vigilanteism. If this catches on, I'm totally going to become a vigilante and start putting the hurt to people. People I don't like, such as corporations with terrible customer service.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 07:58:54 PM
I keep hearing news about vigilantes

This is another one I've heard of.  I don't know if this is him or not, I heard of it elsewhere

http://www.myspace.com/thanatos2008ms
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2010, 07:59:11 PM
So he is neighborhood watch in a costume?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
Whatever, it is rad to dress up like a freak and scare hoodlums.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2010, 08:11:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 05, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
Whatever, it is rad to dress up like a freak and scare hoodlums.

Until you freak out the wrong drugged up guy and get shanked.

I mean it's cool that him and some other guys are going out and patrolling their neighborhoods and other areas. I just don't see how is he is a vigilante unless he is laying down some beatings on purse snatchers with his flashlight.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 08:13:36 PM
You just don't understand.  You can shank a man, but you can't shank an idea.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 05, 2010, 08:13:36 PM
You just don't understand.  You can shank a man, but you can't shank an idea.
If you shank everyone who has the idea and then shank the books that hold the idea then you can indeed shank an idea.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
What kind of ruffians have you been up against?  You poor bastard.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2010, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 05, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
What kind of ruffians have you been up against?  You poor bastard.

I am a horrible person.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 08:26:13 PM
Oh, YOU'RE the one doing this?

Sympathy = RESCINDED
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 05, 2010, 08:27:37 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 05, 2010, 08:13:36 PM
You just don't understand.  You can shank a man, but you can't shank an idea.

:spittake:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2010, 08:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 05, 2010, 08:26:13 PM
Oh, YOU'RE the one doing this?

Sympathy = RESCINDED

Oh no, I just happen know what kind of lengths that needed to go to to destroy an idea, or kill off a people. Just wanted to point out that ideas can be killed.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Yeah...

And don't ANYBODY mention the 100th Monkey.  It never happened.

IT

NEVER

HAPPENED.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 05, 2010, 08:43:48 PM
PERSONALLY,

          i wouldn't feel safe with just mace in that neighborhood. and as a dad, yeah, it puts the family thing in question, but maybe that's his motivation for helping the area out. fuckin crazy, i love it.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 05, 2010, 08:49:05 PM
what would be even better is if he just tells his family he's going to the bar or something

and then one day some muggers try to mug-rape his family

and THE WATCHMAN descends from the sky and lays waste to them

if I were that kid I'd think my dad was the coolest shit ever
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 05, 2010, 09:22:53 PM
I love this.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 05, 2010, 10:15:27 PM
It's about time this happened.  Really, how long can you go without some crazy bastard actually trying it?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: AFK on October 05, 2010, 10:37:38 PM
Hell, if I were single I'd certainly contemplate it. 
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Rumckle on October 05, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
I'm fairly sure I've seen a website devoted to real life superheroes before, but the only thing I can remember is Angle Grinder Man, who goes around removing wheel clamps off cars.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 05, 2010, 11:02:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real-life_superhero
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 05, 2010, 11:45:34 PM
Ahem. For those on the "other side"

http://www.joinroach.com/ (http://www.joinroach.com/)

Also, I am training to do this. The Right Way.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Lies on October 05, 2010, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2010, 07:10:29 PM
This guy is the first one
First one? There's a whole fucking league of them that exist that have been around for YEARS.
http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/

I'm surprised you guys haven't heard of them before.

They're mostly just nerds who want to dress up as super heros and live out stupid fantasies and have some pretty sick ideas of "Justice".
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Lies on October 05, 2010, 11:54:45 PM
Personally, I'm thinking about becoming a super-villain just to fuck with them.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 05, 2010, 11:55:27 PM
QuoteAhem. For those on the "other side"

http://www.joinroach.com/ (http://www.joinroach.com/)
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Lies on October 05, 2010, 11:56:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 05, 2010, 11:55:27 PM
QuoteAhem. For those on the "other side"

http://www.joinroach.com/ (http://www.joinroach.com/)

Oh shit  :lulz:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 01:22:41 AM
Back to the original intent of this thread, did anyone check out the RLSH's counterparts? I posted a link to a Real Life Supervillain organization's website on the first page.

Quote1- I am *not* looking for compliments. FFS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I do what I do for my own personal reward and don't need anyone to tell me I'm doing a good job.

Then why did you post all of the Really Real Heroics you do on a regular basis? If you weren't fishing for a pat on the back, you would be joining in the humor rather than getting pissed.
Quote
3- I'm just going to bow out of this thread now so "I" don't "Fuck it up" anymore. Because heaven forbid I have a fucking OPINION around here.

I've had it with this place. I'm going on vacation. Fuck you all.

Okay. Have a nice day. Don't let door hit you on way out.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 01:23:58 AM
In case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 01:28:05 AM
QuoteActually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.

This is true.

Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 01:28:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
I'd watch it.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:12:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Spandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 AM

QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:13:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


20 year old spandex-clad man found beaten to death with shitty sticks.  More at 11.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 AM

QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: The Wizard on October 06, 2010, 02:15:48 AM
QuoteWon't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

Oh well. If it wasn't risky it wouldn't be fun.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:16:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 AM

QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

What he said. It even says in the TM and on the armor, WILL NOT STOP A KNIFE. Unless you plan on running around in a 15th century harness AND a SAPI plate carrier.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:19:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

Ya I saw that. Serve him right if he got some hot sparks in his eyes.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 06, 2010, 02:21:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/SpaceCan/Goggles.jpg)
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 02:46:45 AM
If I were to go out and fight crime, the only weapons I'd bring would be a boat horn and some kind of noxious smelling spray.

I AM POISON GAS MAN, STOP COUGHING YOU ARE BEING SAVED
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:48:42 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 06, 2010, 02:46:45 AM
If I were to go out and fight crime, the only weapons I'd bring would be a boat horn and some kind of noxious smelling spray.

I AM POISON GAS MAN, STOP COUGHING YOU ARE BEING SAVED
was anyone else reminded of
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452033569e20120a53948ca970b-800wi)
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 02:50:38 AM
What gave me away?  My laughably corky demeanor, or my love of double breasted coats?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 02:51:38 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 06, 2010, 02:50:38 AM
What gave me away?  My laughably corky demeanor, or my love of double breasted coats?
:lulz:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Phox on October 06, 2010, 02:56:32 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say "Suck gas, evil-doers"! Say it, say it, say it, say it!  :lol:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 02:58:46 AM
More my style:  "BETTER RUN BITCHES, IF YOU PASS OUT I'MMA EAT YOU!
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 03:47:34 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?

Oh, yeah, that! I forgot about that.

My super powers are:

*Being Right.
*Being Awesome, especially when other people suck.
*The uncanny ability to find any location to which I have previously been.
*Fairly spotless grammar.
*Bringing the Fear.
*Dealing the Hate.
*Smelling like your mom.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 03:48:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 03:47:34 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 03:33:39 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 03:28:52 AM
I don't know what my supervillain name should be.

I guess it'll just be Nigel.

Thanks, just had a flash back to that youtube video. Is that your super power?

Oh, yeah, that! I forgot about that.

My super powers are:

*Being Right.
*Being Awesome, especially when other people suck.
*The uncanny ability to find any location to which I have previously been.
*Fairly spotless grammar.
*Bringing the Fear.
*Dealing the Hate.
*Smelling like your mom.


LOLWUT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :lulz:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 03:53:53 AM
That is oddly intimidating.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 08:35:57 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?


Enough people told me so. I am, apparently, the Universal Motherâ„¢.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:37:33 AM
THAT

         reminds me of a great line from the new 'Family Guy' when Stewie says to Brian (re:Lois) "everyone in this room's been in that vagina except YOU!"
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:41:22 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:35:57 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?


Enough people told me so. I am, apparently, the Universal Motherâ„¢.

IT'S BECAUSE

          you've made all those glass 'venus of wellendorfph' figures, your art has caused you to transcend into a universal booty!
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 09:03:27 AM
O.K, ANYWAYS;

          do you wear a costume when people smell you?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Usually, this is my supervillain costume:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5057547460_2180d39810.jpg)

But sometimes, it's  this:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5057541082_fb602b837c.jpg)


Which one smells like your mom?
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
http://www.worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 04:45:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
http://www.worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/

I don't like that guy. At all.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 06, 2010, 06:28:53 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:45:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
http://www.worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/

I don't like that guy. At all.

Which is still a bit of a mystery to me.  It's not like he's any worse than our Doktor occupation.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 06, 2010, 06:50:29 PM
Like a wise man once told me on this board, "there's no accounting for taste..."

Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 06, 2010, 08:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.

although i don't really have anything to base it on, i'm guessing you're right.
since his act is pretty much an act of self aggrandisement, i would imagine it's a good chance that colors his personality when not performing as well...
but since i haven't ever seen him outside of his act, i enjoy his stuff, myself.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 08:21:20 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 06, 2010, 08:20:26 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 07:23:00 PM
It's simple. I don't like him because he is a douche.

although i don't really have anything to base it on, i'm guessing you're right.
since his act is pretty much an act of self aggrandisement, i would imagine it's a good chance that colors his personality when not performing as well...
but since i haven't ever seen him outside of his act, i enjoy his stuff, myself.

I don't much care for his music.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2010, 08:41:52 PM
If I were to take up a vigilante lifestyle (i.e. if I was willing to forsake sleep), my first piece of equipment would be something like this: http://www.ringmesh.com/ChainMail_Shirts_and_Vests_s/25.htm to be worn under the costume.


But really, the actual #1 priority would be learning how to fight hand-to-hand. "Sissy-Man" just isn't the heroic gestalt I would want to go for.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: the last yatto on October 06, 2010, 09:29:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 05, 2010, 10:15:27 PM
It's about time this happened.  Really, how long can you go without some crazy bastard actually trying it?

Or swan dives into a car
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2010, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on October 06, 2010, 08:41:52 PM
If I were to take up a vigilante lifestyle (i.e. if I was willing to forsake sleep), my first piece of equipment would be something like this: http://www.ringmesh.com/ChainMail_Shirts_and_Vests_s/25.htm to be worn under the costume.


But really, the actual #1 priority would be learning how to fight hand-to-hand. "Sissy-Man" just isn't the heroic gestalt I would want to go for.

That looks like it might be good to wear under hard body armor, BUT stainless is harder and therefore more brittle than mild steel. This means you can bust links much more easily. Soft rings will deform instead of busting, which reduces penetration and absorbs more energy.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 06, 2010, 11:36:29 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 08:24:28 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 08:01:20 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 06, 2010, 04:21:53 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 06, 2010, 04:02:00 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:00:40 AM
See? I am a professional.

Do you just smell like his mom or everyone's?

To every individual, I smell exactly like their mom.

That is not too terribly frightening. Unless you have The VoiceTM.

I bring the Fear. Smelling like your mom is just a bonus.

DOES THAT

          come in both 'milf' scent

AND

          latent 'milf' scent?

Depends on whether you want to fuck your mom.

HUH

          now that i actually read the previous posts, that's pretty weird. i don't even know what my mom smells like. lemon pledge? a dishwasher cleaned crockpot? cigarettes? really bad, cheap, white wine?

HOW

          did you realize that you smell like everyone's mom?

Mine smells like cigarettes, a little too much perfume and febreeze.

I think she's at that age where her sense of smell is starting to go.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 12:26:50 AM
As far as homebrew armor goes, recently some of my friends in Seattle tested several varieties of armor against gunfire.  Apparently, skis sandwiched with thin steel can stop a .44 magnum.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 07, 2010, 01:08:27 AM
How many fuckers are in the Pacific Northwest? :argh!:
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: the last yatto on October 07, 2010, 02:00:23 AM
Well the Super friends hq is in port townsend
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:24:09 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 06, 2010, 04:41:20 PM
Usually, this is my supervillain costume:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5057547460_2180d39810.jpg)

But sometimes, it's  this:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4110/5057541082_fb602b837c.jpg)


Which one smells like your mom?

HA!

          i don't know if i can find my mom in that spectrum, myself.

HOW(NIGEL)

          do you know about this steele guy?/ news to me.
Title: Re: "SUPERHERO" VIGILANTE - IN REAL LIFE!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:26:54 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 07, 2010, 02:00:23 AM
Well the Super friends hq is in port townsend

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          ever assembled!