Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 06, 2010, 05:21:07 AM

Title: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 06, 2010, 05:21:07 AM
but, as you can tell from the following pictures, he is also an Accidental Discordian.

(http://www.motor-scooters-guide.com/images/pastor-douglas-happy-owner-of-a-retro-vespa-150cc-scooter-21405216.jpg)

(http://www.motor-scooters-guide.com/images/pastor-douglas-happy-owner-of-a-retro-vespa-150cc-scooter-21405215.jpg)

(http://www.motor-scooters-guide.com/images/pastor-douglas-happy-owner-of-a-retro-vespa-150cc-scooter-21405218.jpg)

this is what happens when you cross a horrible childhood with the false sense of security offered by myopic religious beliefs, and throw in a dash of "oh god i never actually lived, did i?"
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Nast on October 06, 2010, 06:04:04 AM
But at least he's wearing a helmet!

Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Lies on October 06, 2010, 06:11:45 AM
The flames on it make him go faster.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: the last yatto on October 06, 2010, 07:32:33 AM
Scooter needs more Jesus
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Cain on October 06, 2010, 08:41:52 AM
So Vex, you're the son of a preacher man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD42WhNl9z0)?
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2010, 01:41:02 PM
You need to "borrow" that moped and trick it out like the Mods in Quadrophenia.


(http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/05/28/quadrophenia2-LST037928.jpg)
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2010, 02:13:21 PM
That would make him a HIPSTER.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
...and?
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Suu on October 06, 2010, 02:44:51 PM
A trickster hipster son of a preacher man, no less.




...This could work.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: the last yatto on October 06, 2010, 09:52:15 PM
'Nothing more Hip then Jesus'

Tho he might like a cross on the front instead of a bunch of lights... maybe some decals on the side
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
 :lulz: Your dad is awesome. Also, I have that helmet. And a scooter.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 01:45:06 AM
Mods are hipster now?

I call bullshit. 
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Suu on October 07, 2010, 03:26:13 AM
Not really, in the hipster thread I was making the comparison between Mods in the 60s-70s with Hipsters of today.

-Suu
Still a rocker.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 05:11:23 AM
Acknowledged.

There are similar cuts, however in different circumstances, with different values.
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Triple Zero on October 07, 2010, 08:30:14 AM
Pics somewhat remind me of SODA:

(http://www.decitre.fr/gi/92/9782800118192FS.gif)
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: Telarus on October 08, 2010, 07:46:34 AM
holyshit.

does he know that there's a comic book based on his life?

(http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/200611301245.jpg)

(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/preacher.jpg)

:lol:
Title: Re: my dad is a fundamentalist Baptist preacher
Post by: NWC on October 08, 2010, 09:40:21 AM
My mom is a pastor, but she doesn't really believe in most of it. She has like 2 years left until she can retire, and always talks about how her job is super stressful and she cn't wait to quit. She's read a good bit of the Principia, and loves everything she's read.

It still sucked growing up in a church. Literally, in a church. She was a single mom, so I spend most of my childhood going to weddings every weekend and spending all afternoon in her office.