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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2010, 08:09:57 PM

Title: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
Finally, the nutjobs will have to stop blaming cell phone towers!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/science/07bees.html?_r=1&hp
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 08:13:01 PM
Excellent news!
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 07, 2010, 08:16:13 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
Finally, the nutjobs will have to stop blaming cell phone towers!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/science/07bees.html?_r=1&hp

I call rule 34 on fungus and virus tag teaming a bee.



that aside, very good news.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Don Coyote on October 07, 2010, 08:17:38 PM
YAY, maybe they won't all die off now.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 08:22:10 PM
Ahh.  Good news.  I hope we find some way of actually averting the crisis, instead of just understanding why we're all dead meat.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2010, 08:30:55 PM
Losing the honeybees is not doomsday... at least, not in the Americas. Native bees were pollinating plants for millennia before Europeans introduced the honeybee, which pushed the native species to the brink of extinction. Colony collapse disorder, which only affects European honeybees, has given native species a chance to re-establish themselves.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 07, 2010, 08:37:10 PM
Great news, i get upset at the thought of losing an entire species.
Except for mosquitos, fuck them.
And dont even get me started on omni antibiotic resistant bacteria.
Yes those exist now.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Jasper on October 07, 2010, 08:40:38 PM
I recently watched EO Wilson's epic TED talk.  I'm resigned to the fact that, if something kills us all, it will be too small to see.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 07, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 08:09:57 PM
Finally, the nutjobs will have to stop blaming cell phone towers!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/science/07bees.html?_r=1&hp

Nonsense, the fungus was made up by the government in order to protect the cell phone companies.  :tinfoilhat:
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 07, 2010, 09:24:29 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 08:30:55 PM
Losing the honeybees is not doomsday... at least, not in the Americas. Native bees were pollinating plants for millennia before Europeans introduced the honeybee, which pushed the native species to the brink of extinction. Colony collapse disorder, which only affects European honeybees, has given native species a chance to re-establish themselves.

Motorcycle!

It may mean we'll lose some kinds of crops, or at least we'll lose the current methods for farming those crops... but it doesn't mean we're all gonna die.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2010, 12:07:27 AM
Okay...

So losing the honeybees is not doomsday.

But "bumblebees" are unaffected?  Am I getting that right?

Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Triple Zero on October 08, 2010, 07:22:10 AM
Yes but you can fight those off using the flowers of Leeks.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2010, 07:26:14 AM
I don't want to fight them off.  They're our patron animal.

Because when they decide to sting you, they fatally crap out their own guts to do so.  Which is the most PDcom thing I have ever heard.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Don Coyote on October 08, 2010, 07:29:50 AM
Queen and worker bumblebees can sting. However, unlike a honey bee's stinger a bumblebee's stinger lacks barbs, so they can sting more than once.

Unless you were talking about honey bees being the most PDcom thing ever.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Jasper on October 08, 2010, 07:34:30 AM
Honey bees.  Yes.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 08, 2010, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 08, 2010, 07:26:14 AM
I don't want to fight them off.  They're our patron animal.

Because when they decide to sting you, they fatally crap out their own guts to do so.  Which is the most PDcom thing I have ever heard.

:spit2:
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Kai on October 08, 2010, 10:44:59 PM
Despite my entomological leanings and love of bee products, I don't particularly care for the exclusionary activities of European invaders against natives. Bees that is.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 08, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
I like the idea of honebees being like us. Awwwww!  :)
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Kai on October 08, 2010, 11:18:10 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 08, 2010, 11:13:24 PM
I like the idea of honebees being like us. Awwwww!  :)

And "honey" is so sweet, European and otherwise.  8)
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Placid Dingo on October 10, 2010, 12:51:22 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 11:11:38 AM
I for one am happy ;D I was one of the nutjobs blaming cell phone towers. The data seemed to fit.

I'm looking forwards to getting a few hives when we move.

Wouldn't getting hives make moving uncomfortable?
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 11, 2010, 05:21:25 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 10, 2010, 12:51:22 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Liam Stoat on October 10, 2010, 11:11:38 AM
I for one am happy ;D I was one of the nutjobs blaming cell phone towers. The data seemed to fit.

I'm looking forwards to getting a few hives when we move.

Wouldn't getting hives make moving uncomfortable?

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 11, 2010, 05:25:27 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 07, 2010, 08:30:55 PM
Losing the honeybees is not doomsday... at least, not in the Americas. Native bees were pollinating plants for millennia before Europeans introduced the honeybee, which pushed the native species to the brink of extinction. Colony collapse disorder, which only affects European honeybees, has given native species a chance to re-establish themselves.

And now OUR bees are all Africanized!   :lulz:
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Telarus on January 11, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
Leaked document shows EPA allowed bee-toxic pesticide despite own scientists' red flags

http://www.grist.org/article/food-2010-12-10-leaked-documents-show-epa-allowed-bee-toxic-pesticide-

Way to go, EPA.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2011, 01:00:27 AM
LOL

Oh wait I mean  :x

I am pretty sure this is NOT what Nixon had in mind.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2011, 01:04:46 AM
GEE I WONDER IF THIS HS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DECLINE IN HUMAN FETUS VIABLITY IN NORTH AMERICA

NAAAAHHH.
Title: Re: Colony collapse disorder - mystery solved?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 12, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/11/AR2011011100106.html (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/11/AR2011011100106.html)

Looks like the Bumblebees are tanking as well.

On the upside, this will spur a whole new job sector... people with q-tips manually pollinating crops.