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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Fractalbeard on October 08, 2010, 08:41:36 PM

Title: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Fractalbeard on October 08, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2 (http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Rurouzaru on October 08, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2 (http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2)

:lulz:
:aaa:

That. Is. Fucking. Funny.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 08:52:59 PM
Phox, what's the Greek word for table?
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Fractalbeard on October 08, 2010, 08:58:06 PM
Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Rurouzaru on October 08, 2010, 08:58:06 PM
Trapezi, if google can be trusted. So I'm guessing you're going for trapeziphilia?  :lulz:

Yup.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Cramulus on October 08, 2010, 09:05:18 PM



:lulz:
given that one of the founders of Discordia is well known for fornicating with wooden chairs, who am I to pass judgment? tables need love too!
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 08, 2010, 09:27:19 PM
he's probably in a hole lot of fucking trouble with his wife.

Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Phox on October 08, 2010, 09:27:40 PM
"Trapezi" could be right for modern. Classical was "Trapeza". Whichever sounds better to you, I guess.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 09:36:23 PM
Trapezaphilia it is!
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 08, 2010, 10:35:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2010, 09:41:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

Downside?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Man faces charges for having sex with picnic table
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 11, 2010, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 08, 2010, 09:10:41 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on October 08, 2010, 09:09:48 PM
The umbrella stand hole seems like a painful choice to me.

I think it said it was metal. If it were wood, certainly not a great choice.

Ummm... Metal sounds no more inviting than wood!

With wood you can get splinters in your junk.

vs metal scraping off a couple layers of skin?

Either way, that sounds painful.