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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Bruno on October 09, 2010, 04:40:51 AM

Title: Celery Soda
Post by: Bruno on October 09, 2010, 04:40:51 AM
I just tried the recipe for celery soda from this episode (http://www.hulu.com/watch/181578/good-eats-celeryman#s-p1-so-i0) of Good eats. (time,13:15)

I have to say, it's not bad. Celery seeds contain fairly high levels of 3-N-butyl-phthalide, which research indicates has certain health benefits:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19616517

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18328624

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15167282

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11270994



Probably not as good for you as just a plain ol' glass of V8, though.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 05:05:27 AM
V8 has a FUCKTON of sodium though.

I really liked that celery episode.  There have been a ton of awesome ones, but that one and the pickles one were really cool to me.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
I like V8. Also, without sodium we would quickly die, it's just a matter of how much of it you get in the rest of your diet.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
I like V8. Also, without sodium we would quickly die, it's just a matter of how much of it you get in the rest of your diet.

I said too much, not any at all.  There really is a lot in V8, as delicious as it is.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 09, 2010, 05:26:56 AM
Fucking celery soda?!?!?
I need to try this. Like now.

Also, I like V8 but it makes me dizzy and gives me the shakes. No idea why.
(PS- they make a lower sodium version, which is the one I like)
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 09, 2010, 06:31:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
I like V8. Also, without sodium we would quickly die, it's just a matter of how much of it you get in the rest of your diet.

I said too much, not any at all.  There really is a lot in V8, as delicious as it is.

No, you said it has a fuckton. Which is not necessarily TOO MUCH.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Bruno on October 09, 2010, 07:53:04 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 09, 2010, 05:26:56 AM
Fucking celery soda?!?!?
I need to try this. Like now.

Also, I like V8 but it makes me dizzy and gives me the shakes. No idea why.
(PS- they make a lower sodium version, which is the one I like)

Shit yes you do. It was really easy to make. I've god a bunch of herbs and spices left over from making absinthe. Some of those would probably also work in a soda, especially anise and fennel. Not wormwood, though.

I think homemade sodas from scratchmay be, like, my thing now. For a while. I've done it with extracts before, but this is cooler.

If I could just carbonate my own water, that would be the schnizzzz. I've done it with yeast before, but I just don't care for yeasty sodas.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 06:31:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
I like V8. Also, without sodium we would quickly die, it's just a matter of how much of it you get in the rest of your diet.

I said too much, not any at all.  There really is a lot in V8, as delicious as it is.

No, you said it has a fuckton. Which is not necessarily TOO MUCH.

:kingmeh:
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2010, 06:12:01 AM
Celery soda is fucking nasty. When ECH is King, whether or not you like celery soda will be used as a shibboleth.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 11, 2010, 07:06:25 AM
nasty you say?

now i HAVE to try it.


FUCK!
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Bruno on October 11, 2010, 07:39:10 AM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 11, 2010, 06:12:01 AM
Celery soda is fucking nasty. When ECH is King, whether or not you like celery soda will be used as a shibboleth.

Seeing as it's mostly consumed by j00z, does that make you an anti-Semite?
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2010, 06:28:08 PM
I can't be an anti-semite if I borrowed the idea of a shibboleth, can I?
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 06:34:59 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 02:17:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 06:31:03 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2010, 05:15:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 09, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
I like V8. Also, without sodium we would quickly die, it's just a matter of how much of it you get in the rest of your diet.

I said too much, not any at all.  There really is a lot in V8, as delicious as it is.

No, you said it has a fuckton. Which is not necessarily TOO MUCH.

:kingmeh:

No, really. It's true. A fuckton of pepper, for instance, might be exactly the right amount of pepper.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Bruno on November 15, 2010, 08:27:31 PM
Update: FYI, if you put celery seeds in your coffee grinder, your coffee will taste like celery forever.

Seriously, I cleaned the fuck out of it and I can still taste it. I'm not sure I could even use it as a spice grinder now.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 22, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
Hey I found some of this shit at the bbq place.
Made by Dr Browns, which I think is sold all over

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/celerysoda.jpg)

It was actually really good. I liked it.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2011, 03:57:01 AM
WHERE CAN I GET THAT?

:aww:
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Bruno on January 23, 2011, 08:21:55 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 22, 2011, 09:19:50 PM
Hey I found some of this shit at the bbq place.
Made by Dr Browns, which I think is sold all over

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/celerysoda.jpg)

It was actually really good. I liked it.

I wish I could find some here to compare to the stuff I made.

Does it have HFCS or real sugar?
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Shub-Crackerath on January 23, 2011, 09:48:57 AM
While we're on the subject of rather obscure sodas, the Matriarch and I had a rather puerile giggle fit when we picked up a can of this stuff at a local Chinese newsagent's shop.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3226/2784487768_4c6180af31.jpg)
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 07:26:16 PM
The Dr. Brown's sodas can be nasty, just saying.  I mean, we tried their Thanksgiving pack for a lark one year.  Yeah, gross enough to turn you off the holiday meal itself.  Turkey gravy soda?  No.  Just, no.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 23, 2011, 07:57:27 PM
I didn't read the ingredients (cause then I probably wouldn't have tried it) but I'm pretty sure it was HFCS. That stuff has a pretty distinct taste to me.

I didn't know Dr Browns made other weird flavors. I remember Jones doing it though.

Sig- maybe if you google it you can find where they sell it near you? I have no idea really. I wasn't ever expecting to see this flavor. Ever.

It really just tasted like sweet and celery seed.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Jenne on January 23, 2011, 08:42:04 PM
Aw shit--it WAS Jones, not Dr. Browns--whoops!  Dr. Browns made that weird one before that I hated--gingerbeer?--*looks up*--ah! Creme.  I hated that one.  Had a funny aftertaste.

But Squid, you = 169% correct--it was the narsty Jones sodas that do that wonky thing with their flavors we tried.  Bleh.  Do NOT recommend.
Title: Re: Celery Soda
Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2011, 09:38:27 PM
It appears to be sold mainly as far west as Chicago.  Weird.  I usually assume everything in this country is sold everywhere.