Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Remington on October 10, 2010, 06:12:21 AM

Title: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Remington on October 10, 2010, 06:12:21 AM
http://mserisdiscordia.com/ (http://mserisdiscordia.com/)
Link is the entry page for a Discordian-themed BDSM/Erotic Hypnosis/NewAge Metafisics website. NSFW, but only after the entry page.


DISCORDIAN PORN: RULE 34 IS LAW, AND WILL BE ENFORCED.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Cain on October 10, 2010, 09:34:36 AM
She's better looking than the last Discordian porn star we found.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 10, 2010, 03:37:29 PM
QuoteIt is My desire to completely dismantle your current mental programming, then proceed to building it back up in My own twisted image, which also happens to be something each of us will enjoy. Most will never possess the self-discipline to achieve the deep and long-lasting benefits of intensive transformation, but that is because they are not under the all-knowing, ever watchful eye of a strict disciplinarian whom carefully uses their sexual desires to hypnotically coax them deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole into the unusual recesses of their unconscious minds- a place previously, and otherwise quite unattainable.
Interesting lady.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Faust on October 10, 2010, 05:04:32 PM
Eris Von Tarterous eat your heart out.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 10, 2010, 05:39:54 PM
Not a bad business plan... hope she's making bank off it, and that she's not taking herself too seriously... or that if she is, she's taking herself WAY too seriously, and secretly laughing about it.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Phox on October 10, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
I don't know whether to bookmark that site in my Discordianism or porn folder.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Brotep on October 10, 2010, 05:48:43 PM
she looks pretty damn good in a corset, I'll give her that
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Kurt Christ on October 10, 2010, 06:13:36 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 10, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
I don't know whether to bookmark that site in my Discordianism or porn folder.  :lulz:
The obvious solution would be to merge those folders. I mean, they're both for masturbation, anyway.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Phox on October 10, 2010, 06:32:22 PM
Quote from: Vartox on October 10, 2010, 06:13:36 PM
Quote from: Phox on October 10, 2010, 05:46:51 PM
I don't know whether to bookmark that site in my Discordianism or porn folder.  :lulz:
The obvious solution would be to merge those folders. I mean, they're both for masturbation, anyway.

True enough.  :lol:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Kai on October 10, 2010, 11:52:47 PM
Quote from: Regret on October 10, 2010, 03:37:29 PM
QuoteIt is My desire to completely dismantle your current mental programming, then proceed to building it back up in My own twisted image, which also happens to be something each of us will enjoy. Most will never possess the self-discipline to achieve the deep and long-lasting benefits of intensive transformation, but that is because they are not under the all-knowing, ever watchful eye of a strict disciplinarian whom carefully uses their sexual desires to hypnotically coax them deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole into the unusual recesses of their unconscious minds- a place previously, and otherwise quite unattainable.
Interesting lady.

DE FUNDUM!
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 11, 2010, 02:44:33 AM

Ill be in my bunk...

:oops::1fap:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: AFK on October 12, 2010, 01:36:20 PM
Is the safe phrase, "Oh well then just stop?"
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 12, 2010, 04:41:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2010, 01:36:20 PM
Is the safe phrase, "Oh well then just stop?"

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Telarus on October 13, 2010, 06:54:44 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 12, 2010, 01:36:20 PM
Is the safe phrase, "Oh well then just stop?"

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on October 26, 2010, 03:36:49 AM
shitty customer service, still no reply to my email
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Storebrand on October 26, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 26, 2010, 03:36:49 AM
shitty customer service, still no reply to my email
I wanted to just talk to her but I realized you have to buy her something from her "wish list" to get a response.  I can't afford to buy two pair of those boots just for a lark and I didn't think she'd respond quickly enough to keep my interest if I bought the box of pasta or something so it never happened.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 26, 2010, 07:34:25 AM
Quote from: StoreBrand on October 26, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 26, 2010, 03:36:49 AM
shitty customer service, still no reply to my email
I wanted to just talk to her but I realized you have to buy her something from her "wish list" to get a response.  I can't afford to buy two pair of those boots just for a lark and I didn't think she'd respond quickly enough to keep my interest if I bought the box of pasta or something so it never happened.

Box of pasta! I'm tempted to buy it just because it's funny.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Storebrand on October 26, 2010, 07:36:34 AM
I just looked again.  I think it's off the list.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Eve on October 26, 2010, 01:42:27 PM
Like any kinky lezbo, I appreciate a hot domme in latex. But uh, this.. :lol:  It makes me cringe that people indulge the tribute bullshit.

My favorites from her wishlist:

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/410Qi8CVU6L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
lawn flamingos (everyone knows that classic pink is the superior choice but I'm not surprised.)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xhey7OAGL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515dZHmz%2BAL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
egyptian cat night light + egyptian business card holder

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41x44IO3V1L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
$119 "black jaguar full hood animal hat"
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on October 29, 2010, 12:10:13 AM
Quote from: StoreBrand on October 26, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 26, 2010, 03:36:49 AM
shitty customer service, still no reply to my email
I wanted to just talk to her but I realized you have to buy her something from her "wish list" to get a response.  I can't afford to buy two pair of those boots just for a lark and I didn't think she'd respond quickly enough to keep my interest if I bought the box of pasta or something so it never happened.

I bought something so she will have to respond or 23 skidoo
She, or one of her slaves, compressed the mp3 into a bin file,

which only linux spags can access
Paypal litigation troll :)

If that doesn't work ill accidently leave it on megaupload so some1 can extract it for my use
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 06, 2010, 12:53:38 AM
They never responded (glucksman.adam@gmail.com) and I forgot to tell paypal I wanted my money, so I'm going to host it, so I can have it extracted
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Telarus on November 06, 2010, 10:18:24 AM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 09:17:14 AM
You could ask her husband on facebook for it back mabey?  :evil:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Golden Applesauce on November 06, 2010, 02:41:08 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 29, 2010, 12:10:13 AM
Quote from: StoreBrand on October 26, 2010, 07:17:59 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 26, 2010, 03:36:49 AM
shitty customer service, still no reply to my email
I wanted to just talk to her but I realized you have to buy her something from her "wish list" to get a response.  I can't afford to buy two pair of those boots just for a lark and I didn't think she'd respond quickly enough to keep my interest if I bought the box of pasta or something so it never happened.

I bought something so she will have to respond or 23 skidoo
She, or one of her slaves, compressed the mp3 into a bin file,

which only linux spags can access
Paypal litigation troll :)

If that doesn't work ill accidently leave it on megaupload so some1 can extract it for my use

"Bin" is just short for "binary", which means that the file is encoded in binary, like every other computer file.  It isn't a compression format or anything, more like a "don't expect any particular kind of formatting" extension.  Try changing .bin to .mp3, it might still be an mp3 formatted file with the extension changed.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 06, 2010, 04:04:15 PM
  :oops: damn you'd think they include instrustions on the page
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Faust on November 06, 2010, 06:20:15 PM
You should tell her, same thing happened to me when I got some music off my housemate, he had no idea because Linux will play those no bother. She mightn't be aware.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 07, 2010, 01:13:55 AM
Quote from: Faust on November 06, 2010, 06:20:15 PM
You should tell her, same thing happened to me when I got some music off my housemate, he had no idea because Linux will play those no bother. She mightn't be aware.

I'm sure paypal already has, and wrote like three messages

Maybe ill get more or write her from my new peedee address,
Here's to assuming she's not like the last marketeer we had
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 07, 2010, 01:19:24 AM
So eighteen minute track consists of buddist chimes and her moaning

O and :fap: :fap: :fap: of the wind
:fnord: just noticed when I used headphones there's a suggestive whisper commanding things  :p
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 07, 2010, 02:04:55 AM
Actually Oswald was an informant that got caught by THEM
Its his pal that was the mk cultist
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Telarus on November 07, 2010, 02:42:16 AM
Best way to extract the subliminal audio track? FOR THE LULZ!
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: E.O.T. on November 07, 2010, 04:28:31 AM


C'MON - IT'S 201SOMETHING

            these people are all post-headcasesez
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 21, 2010, 11:03:01 PM
DAMN that is one sexy ass bytch good for her if that is the kinda stuff she is into you know I'm game. LOL
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 22, 2010, 12:08:58 AM
:troll:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Epimetheus on November 22, 2010, 04:11:54 AM
Maybe you're thinking what I'm thinking, Peleus. I'm thinking Poptard.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 22, 2010, 04:29:53 AM
My what a cute avatar you have... where did you get it
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:10:35 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 04:29:53 AM
My what a cute avatar you have... where did you get it

It's Nicki Minaj and yes she is HOT.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Salty on November 22, 2010, 06:32:23 PM
I think she looks like herpes incarnate. Just not my style, Trolly Von Trollface.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Uday Salazor on November 22, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:10:35 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 04:29:53 AM
My what a cute avatar you have... where did you get it

It's Nicki Minaj and yes she is HOT.

Uday is need new keyboard.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT you remind me of combination between Monty Python, Pink Panther, and Mr. Magoo.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: hooplala on November 22, 2010, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT you remind me of combination between Monty Python, Pink Panther, and Mr. Magoo.

Nicki Minaj is in no sense of the word "famous".  Now cut this retarded act out.  Once you know nobody is buying it, whats the point?
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 22, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT

Every black person thinks their famous,
only Jay z, Michael J and Oprah actually are
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 09:31:47 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT

Every black person thinks their famous,
only Jay z, Michael J and Oprah actually are

NO we are not RACIST here at all now FIRE UP THE TRACTOR CLETUS I need to get to town for some wool.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT you remind me of combination between Monty Python, Pink Panther, and Mr. Magoo.

Nicki Minaj is in no sense of the word "famous".  Now cut this retarded act out.  Once you know nobody is buying it, whats the point?

NOPE. Nothing to do with Cash Money, Young Money would be considered "famous" like Lil Wayne or Birdman even though they are multibillionaires NOT in our WHITE inbred world anyways
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 09:48:12 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT you remind me of combination between Monty Python, Pink Panther, and Mr. Magoo.

Nicki Minaj is in no sense of the word "famous".  Now cut this retarded act out.  Once you know nobody is buying it, whats the point?

NOPE. Nothing to do with Cash Money, Young Money would be considered "famous" like Lil Wayne or Birdman even though they are multibillionaires NOT in our WHITE inbred world anyways

"Our"?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Epimetheus on November 23, 2010, 01:27:56 AM
Quote from: Dane$$a on November 22, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 22, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Agreed, as I thought the yin/yang monkey was cute


Ass u me :lulz:

WHATEVER not my fault you are TOO STUPID and WHITE and RACIST to recognize a famous black person when you see one. And ALSO realize when one is pretending to be the avatar or NOT you remind me of combination between Monty Python, Pink Panther, and Mr. Magoo.

AHAHAHA I FUCKING CALLED IT. THIS IS  :fap:
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Faust on November 23, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
White power.
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 28, 2010, 10:52:25 PM
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3208/whiteflower.jpg) (http://img263.imageshack.us/i/whiteflower.jpg/)
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: Rizzo on November 29, 2010, 10:43:03 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on November 28, 2010, 10:52:25 PM
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3208/whiteflower.jpg) (http://img263.imageshack.us/i/whiteflower.jpg/)

(http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc495/archie1879/1289786673200-1.gif)
Title: Re: Discordian... BDSM?
Post by: the last yatto on November 30, 2010, 12:21:59 AM
 :milk: :lulz: