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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 12, 2010, 08:41:34 PM

Title: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 12, 2010, 08:41:34 PM
http://www.abc4.com/content/news/state/story/Can-parents-help-shape-their-young-childrens/-UmBHU3jXEqDmfxW-me6og.cspx

This chicks son was gay so now she has made a storybook thats supposed to instill heterosexual values into children early on.



Also, Im going to go out on a limb here and guess that we got spam-bombed overnight again?
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Dysnomia on October 12, 2010, 08:56:13 PM
 :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 09:02:57 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.




The Meetrack has one, clearly labelled.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 09:06:42 PM
Danny Chaoflux works at a local porn shop that is also a popular glory hole hookup spot. He hates it so so so much.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 12, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:

It makes me think of those Moms in Japan who fuck their teenage sons so that they wont be "distracted" from their studies by girls.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 09:19:09 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 12, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:

It makes me think of those Moms in Japan who fuck their teenage sons so that they wont be "distracted" from their studies by girls.


I'm sorry..   what?
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Cain on October 12, 2010, 09:27:00 PM
I believe he was referring to this http://www.ucpress.edu/books/pages/8499.html

QuoteIn the 1980s a number of stories about mother-son incest were reported in the popular press in Japan. The elements of each were remarkably consistent: An adolescent male entering the period of intense study leading up to entrance exams is distracted by sexual desire. His mother, who has assumed the role of a kyoiku mama, notices the distraction and worries that it will obstruct the boy's work. To prevent this, she offers to become her son's lover and thereby satisfy his pressing need. The boy complies and the two commence an affair. The sexual relationship, found deeply pleasurable by both partners, quickly turns the boy into a model student. In the end the boy typically passes his exams and is appreciative to his mother for her help. The incest, however, does not end. Rather, the confusing relationship between man-woman and mother-son is left unresolved at the story's close.

Circulating in the mass media of low- to relatively high-brow publications (magazines for young women such as Josei Jishin, for adult women such as Fujin Koron, and for mixed adult audiences such as Gendai no Me), the tale of mother-son incest knits together two plots. The first narrative is entrance-exam preparation. Referred to as jukenbenkyo (literally, "exam preparation") or "exam hell" (shiken jigoku), it typically lasts from one to two years, can cost families vast sums of money, is a time when students are expected to sacrifice friends and hobbies to spend long hours in study, and characteristically involves incredible efforts on the parts of mothers ([ref.]). Exams determine acceptance into high school and university and thus into Japan's "school-record society" (gakureki shakai), where the schools one attends are the single most important factor deciding employment and career. Exam results largely determine adult identity, social status, and job security, at least for males.

Coupled to this story is one about the transgressive union of mother and son in sexual passion. The articles describe these unions as "fearful," "shocking," "surprising," "upsetting," and "scary," descriptors marking the acts as deviant and illicit. Though the actual frequency of incest is impossible to assess, [1] those who speak publicly about it generally agree that the competitiveness of the educational system and a gendered division of labor that mitigates against the presence of adult men in the home encourage what is often called an overpresence of the mother in the lives of children. Matricentric Japanese families are often described in terms of excesses, [2] but few actually claim that incestuous sex is anything more than a rare occurrence. The Japanese I spoke to about incest, mainly middle-class housewives, all claimed to find the idea shocking. Many, nonetheless, also added a story they knew of someone, someplace who had supposedly been involved in just such a relationship.

[1] Police records figure incest only incidentally (in the life histories of adolescent boys caught for delinquency, for example, where maternal incest has been found to be fairly common [references]), and statistics that report incest are unavailable or unreliable.

[2]. Such descriptions are formulated, for example, as the excessive attention mothers focus on their children and the extended dependence of children on their mothers ([references]).
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 12, 2010, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 12, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:

It makes me think of those Moms in Japan who fuck their teenage sons so that they wont be "distracted" from their studies by girls.


:sadbanana:
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 10:25:36 PM
I really didn't need to know most of what is in this thread.   :cry:

I think I may need to lie down now..........
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 11:21:24 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 12, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:

It makes me think of those Moms in Japan who fuck their teenage sons so that they wont be "distracted" from their studies by girls.


:| Please please please tell me that's not true. NO I am not going to Google it.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 12, 2010, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 11:21:24 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 12, 2010, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:08:18 PM
Also, I am so grossed out at the idea of "parents shaping their children's sexuality". :vom:

It makes me think of those Moms in Japan who fuck their teenage sons so that they wont be "distracted" from their studies by girls.


:| Please please please tell me that's not true. NO I am not going to Google it.

yes.  this is why I have been unable to come up with any more appropriate response than:

Quote from: First City Hustle on October 12, 2010, 09:34:59 PM

:sadbanana:


which I think says it all. 

Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 13, 2010, 08:35:56 AM
Moving on...



http://www.theonion.com/video/how-to-find-a-masculine-halloween-costume-for-your,14378/

:lulz:
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: BabylonHoruv on October 13, 2010, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?

Put yourself in the situation (transposing woman, man, goat etc as needed for your personal sexual preference)  and you'll probably have a pretty good idea of how he'd react.
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Nast on October 14, 2010, 05:12:11 AM
I've heard plenty about men who are maza-kon (mother complexes) in Japan, but I didn't know about the rumors of incest. I guess it's just the next logical step.



Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: BadBeast on October 14, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 13, 2010, 02:44:44 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 12, 2010, 09:05:14 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 12, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
QuoteShe is hoping it helps parents steer their young children towards a life of heterosexuality.

yeah, so they end up in a loveless marriage and end up getting their dick sucked in a parked car by some stranger they met off craigslist to fulfill their desires.

my old roommate, gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous, used to tell me  :lulz: stories of him and a friend of his trolling the downtown river walk and parks in the 80's for "straight" guys just looking for a quickie.  He's apparently supplied a lot of the "love that dare not speak it's name" to a largish number of this cities closeted homos over the decades.

also, he confirmed that glory holes did in fact exist ( I thought it was urban legend ) and there were several places that "everyone" knew about around town.


LOL, yeah, blowjob parks and glory holes abound... haven't you ever looked at Craigslist?

Right on Nigel.  Everyone knew what the downstairs bathroom at my College's library was for, and not to go there unless that's what you wanted.

It's important to know these things.

In order to head off surprises. <cough>

What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?
It might cure him of teh geh!
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 15, 2010, 09:09:46 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 13, 2010, 06:48:02 PM
What if a woman went to one of those glory holes and sucks off the guy in the next stall while he thinks its a dude sucking him off. Then she jumps out and reveals that shes actually a woman. How would the dude react?

Like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8RbwZvCZ6w)
Title: Re: Gay Vaccine(in book form!)
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 15, 2010, 12:36:06 PM
I SAID WE WERE MOVING ON!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMTrpugT0E

A little NSFW language.