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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:41:45 PM

Title: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:41:45 PM
I am Ulfhednar, the great son of Odin and I will make you all my sex slaves.

FUCK OFF

Everyone on this forum should be like that Dok Howl and give me massive hard ons of entertainment.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 09:43:14 PM
They love me.  They all love me.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 09:44:55 PM
They're always too stupid to live as well. I wonder how long before it runs off.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
I am ulfhednar, I cannot die
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Adios on October 12, 2010, 09:46:17 PM
So now there are threes threads of fail.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 12, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
This guy has some serious issues..
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
I don't understand...what is the fail?
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 09:48:43 PM
Am I finally going to be allowed to shoot one? :argh!:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
I don't understand...what is the fail?

We spell that ulfhednar_tsume  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 12, 2010, 09:49:42 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
I don't understand...what is the fail?

You are the fail of all humankind.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 12, 2010, 09:50:02 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 12, 2010, 09:49:28 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:48:18 PM
I don't understand...what is the fail?

We spell that ulfhednar_tsume  :mrgreen:

:lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:50:44 PM
Tsume means fang in japanese
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:50:44 PM
Tsume means fang in japanese

So you're a Nordic Japanese?   :?
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:52:50 PM
No i like wolfs rain


and who the fuck is pop tart? i keep seeing that. is it a inside joke or something?
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 12, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
I can't believe you would tarnish wolfs rain.  You bastard.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 10:04:24 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

We really need a wolfy emote.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 12, 2010, 10:09:36 PM
What we NEED is a way to shock people over the internet for having "wolf" in their name.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 12, 2010, 10:18:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 12, 2010, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:50:44 PM
Tsume means fang in japanese

So you're a Nordic Japanese?   :?

:lulz:

Can you actully imagine? 

Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

Oh but my dear beserk fang, you have not given us a chance.  However, I do suggest you run while you can.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 10:53:10 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 09:41:45 PM


Everyone on this forum should be like that Dok Howl and give me massive hard ons of entertainment.

How do they find you?  :lulz: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE. You are their god-king, and they can't live without you.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2010, 10:54:59 PM
Hey Ulfie,

1. You are a silly little trifle. It would only take me a few seconds to break you... but I wouldn't, because you are only a baby.
2. Try harder.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: LMNO on October 13, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
His behaviour certainly is Outlandish.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Jenne on October 13, 2010, 04:12:58 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

Aw, and here I was trying to stir interest in helping you.  You've done it now.  I know you were lashing out in hurt and anger, but you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Jenne on October 13, 2010, 04:13:21 PM
I think Ulf just needs some TLC.  Poor thing.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2010, 04:13:52 PM
 
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 13, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
His behaviour certainly is Outlandish.

Speaking of, I was driving behind a car on my morning commute that had "AKK" as part of the license plate number.  Also, it made horrible screeching noises.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 13, 2010, 04:14:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 13, 2010, 04:13:21 PM
  Poor thing.

Thing, anyway...
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Jenne on October 13, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Poor Ulf.  No one understands him.  He just needs a friend, someone who cares.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 13, 2010, 04:31:03 PM
Wolf's rain made no sense to me.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: the last yatto on October 13, 2010, 11:46:33 PM
Maybe that's why your negative twenty three scrid
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Adios on October 14, 2010, 12:00:29 AM
I had a thought.


FUCK YUO PD!  :argh!:

There, now it's not on my mind any longer. I feel much better.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on October 14, 2010, 02:47:59 AM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

Were we supposed to be afraid of you?  :lol:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 14, 2010, 11:39:35 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 13, 2010, 04:12:58 PMAw, and here I was trying to stir interest in helping you.  You've done it now.  I know you were lashing out in hurt and anger, but you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know.

Wait.  No you don't. 
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Jasper on October 15, 2010, 12:21:30 AM
Why would you want to attract flies?
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 15, 2010, 01:45:03 AM
The amounts of  :lulz: this thread gives me is over 9000.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: the last yatto on October 15, 2010, 01:55:08 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.

So that's a no for being pop tart then :?
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 15, 2010, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.

OOHHH. Okay.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 15, 2010, 05:16:01 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 03:29:54 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.

OOHHH. Okay.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 15, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Darkuro...right :lulz:

Ulf is just a moron, like ruby.  He doesn't even know I'm amber on here  :lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 16, 2010, 01:34:28 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on October 15, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Darkuro...right :lulz:

Ulf is just a moron, like ruby.  He doesn't even know I'm amber on here  :lulz:

You should tell FW that he is a very lucky man. :lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: BadBeast on October 19, 2010, 04:01:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 15, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Darkuro...right :lulz:

Ulf is just a moron, like ruby.  He doesn't even know I'm amber on here  :lulz:
Um, aren't you Amber on TCC, not here?  :|
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:02:30 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMBER_Alert
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 19, 2010, 04:05:46 PM
I think we need an
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00reDtjFVKZfqW/Tiffany-Amber-Lamp.jpg)
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 04:06:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 19, 2010, 04:05:46 PM
I think we need an
(http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00reDtjFVKZfqW/Tiffany-Amber-Lamp.jpg)


Is that a Tiffany Amber lamp?  :lol:

now we need some

(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/tiffanyamber/tiffany_amber_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 19, 2010, 04:08:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.

Ulfhednar joined like, 3 months ago.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Triple Zero on October 19, 2010, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 12, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
This guy has some serious issues..

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2286/serioustissues.jpg)
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Faust on October 19, 2010, 08:59:36 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 19, 2010, 04:08:18 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2010, 12:43:45 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 14, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 14, 2010, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: ulfhednar_tsume on October 12, 2010, 10:04:00 PM
Fuck you bitch.  I'm done here.  It's too boring if everyone is too scared to pick a fight with the great ulfhednar

You really should have been a lot more specific on who you were talking to here dumbass....

Also your trolling skills are pathetically lame!

Well, he's from TCC. They aren't particularly known for brains OR finesse, a few members excepted.
He showed up on tcc while when we showed up on tcc, it was Darkuro.

Ulfhednar joined like, 3 months ago.
His ip hits with caffeinated orange juice, it could be a coincidence because that was a long time ago but I doubt it.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
Wait....ulftard is Durko?

:lol:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 19, 2010, 09:14:47 PM
I'm pretty sure he's using a proxy server.  He once told me he "was in three countries at once"
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 19, 2010, 09:15:19 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 19, 2010, 09:13:52 PM
Wait....ulftard is Durko?

:lol:

No, just an idiot McWiccan.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 09:16:57 PM
GOTO 10
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Freeky on October 19, 2010, 11:41:46 PM
If he is daruko, that comment he made to Nigel about knowing her would make more sense.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 20, 2010, 12:12:38 AM
Also, if it is Durko, he's set a personal record by getting 3 pages into a thread without blurting out something like "HA HA YOU FOOLS, IT IS I, YOUR ULTIMATE NEMESIS, DURKO!!!!! I SURE FOOLED YOU!!!!!"
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 20, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
He is not Daruko. :lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 20, 2010, 02:13:25 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 19, 2010, 11:41:46 PM
If he is daruko, that comment he made to Nigel about knowing her would make more sense.

I think he was just trying to be spooky and mystical.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Faust on October 20, 2010, 02:39:55 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 20, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
He is not Daruko. :lulz:
Well the this uljwhatever guy was unlucky and got an ip that I was watching, in that case I'll unban him. My mistake.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:18:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 20, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
He is not Daruko. :lulz:

Why oh why do I get the feeling that I am the "Only Sane Man"?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 20, 2010, 03:49:23 AM
Quote from: Phox on October 20, 2010, 03:18:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 20, 2010, 02:09:11 AM
He is not Daruko. :lulz:

Why oh why do I get the feeling that I am the "Only Sane Man"?  :lulz:

Because you have gender identification issues milady.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Jasper on October 20, 2010, 04:17:41 AM
It's a tvtropes thing. 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan

Click the link or walk the plank.
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Triple Zero on October 20, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 19, 2010, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 12, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
This guy has some serious issues..

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2286/serioustissues.jpg)

... SERIOUS TISSUES

come on, people!!
Title: Re: Attn: PD
Post by: Don Coyote on October 20, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2010, 02:38:17 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 19, 2010, 08:02:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 12, 2010, 09:47:11 PM
This guy has some serious issues..

(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2286/serioustissues.jpg)

... SERIOUS TISSUES

come on, people!!

I got it.