1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 13, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?
1. Jesus of Nazareth
2. Shrieking children. Cuz children shriek. A lot.
3. Just finished up some tomato soup, toast, and coffee
4. I don't know, but I don't want to touch it.
5. Culbert Olson didn't need one. His name was Culbert.
6. I'm not. It's lazy eye.
7. She said that politics is for suckers.
How did I do?
In terms of accuracy, nothing, but I award you 12 points for effort.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 13, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?
1. George Bush Snr
2. The police telling you that what you are doing is illegal.
3. I was eating humus and crackers, but that was a while ago
4. Hey, I'd been looking for that!
5. &@#!
6. To make sure no-one steals it, I won that rib cage fair and square.
7. The New York Times was run by the Illuminati (see question 1).
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 13, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
3. What the hell are you eating?
4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?
1/ Michael Moore.
2/ The mewling screeching cacophony of other peoples children, as they mimic the games their parents play.
3/ A dead fish.
4/ What dead fish *gulp*
5/Shrimpcock.
6/ For the same reason the Whole Earth Battalion stare at goats.
7/ She said something that no-one pretended to be able to understand. Thus Trumping everyone who heard her. Then disappeared up her own arse, and was never seen again.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 13, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
1. Which famous skeptic was secretly a member of the illuminati?
Professor Cramulus
Quote2. To what does one listen to in a playground?
the adult with the megaphone
Quote3. What the hell are you eating?
an apple
Quote4. How long has that dead fish been under the bed?
It's a goddamn jizz parade
Quote5. What was the loathed high school nickname of the irritable 29th Governor of California?
Testy Culbert.
Quote6. Why do you keep stating at that man's ribcage?
mommy i want its blood
Quote7. In an alternate universe, what dramatic difference caused the New York Times to describe Anne Coulter as the 'wisest of all sages'?
mescaline
!!!
Firstly beautiful answers.
But also, in a shock, Cram actually gets 1/8 Correct! A new best!
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 14, 2010, 08:40:59 AM
But also, in a shock, Cram actually gets 1/8 Correct! A new best!
That's pretty good, seeing as though there are 7 questions.
Dammit. I deduct a point from myself for that.
Anyway; Cam get's 1/7.
...and CRAM gets 1/7 also.
W
Quote from: Placid Dingo on October 14, 2010, 09:58:31 AM
Dammit. I deduct a point from myself for that.
Anyway; Cam get's 1/7.
Which one? I bet it's the 'Apple' one! Fruit fetishist, that boy.
Nope, Rum's got the best answer for five so far.
Think more discordian.