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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 06:23:10 PM

Title: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39643589/ns/us_news/

QuoteRAYMORE, Mo. — A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Daniel Collins, of Collins, Mo., was listed in critical condition Tuesday night at Saint Luke's Hospital in Kansas City.

South Metropolitan Fire District Chief Randy Adams said Collins was being treated for hypothermia and had been administered antibiotics because he may have swallowed sewage.

Things just haven't been the same since 6 Flags went under. :(
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Richter on October 13, 2010, 06:24:56 PM
Well, shit.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on October 13, 2010, 06:25:40 PM
ewwww
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Suu on October 13, 2010, 06:27:08 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 13, 2010, 06:24:56 PM
Well, shit.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 13, 2010, 06:29:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2010, 06:23:10 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39643589/ns/us_news/

QuoteRAYMORE, Mo. — A worker who descended into a city sewage system on Tuesday became unhooked from his safety line and was pushed through a 27-inch-wide pipe for over a mile before his calls for help were heard and he was rescued.

Daniel Collins, of Collins, Mo., was listed in critical condition Tuesday night at Saint Luke's Hospital in Kansas City.

South Metropolitan Fire District Chief Randy Adams said Collins was being treated for hypothermia and had been administered antibiotics because he may have swallowed sewage.

Things just haven't been the same since 6 Flags went under. :(

:lulz:

That's what happens when you have no requirements for a job position other than being alive.  

Poor guy probably makes minimum wage and will be docked for his time off.  IF he survives that is.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Richter on October 13, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 13, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.

the fellow was reported as incoherrent when they extracted him.  Must've been high as a kite.  Better get him into a VIGOROUS substance abuse program.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Suu on October 13, 2010, 06:37:08 PM

It'll be a cold day in Hell when I recognize Missourah!"
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Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Freeky on October 13, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
St. Luke's.

Ah, memories.... :sad:


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: AFK on October 13, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
I dunno, I think this experience probably showed him a decent amount of corn. 
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 13, 2010, 08:20:37 PM
Shit like this makes me miss Florida....  :|
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 13, 2010, 09:00:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 13, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
I'm pretty sure you could market that as some kind of extreme sport.

"Jenkem riding" for example.  Charge the kids a few dollars to go in and you'd be minting the money.

You know they're filming Jackass 3 right now.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Nast on October 14, 2010, 05:38:42 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 13, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
St. Luke's.

Ah, memories.... :sad:


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Freeky on October 14, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 14, 2010, 05:38:42 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 13, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
St. Luke's.

Ah, memories.... :sad:


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.

If I'm not mistaken, it's actually a demand for proof about anything. I could be wrong, though.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 14, 2010, 03:46:50 PM
Quote from: Nast on October 14, 2010, 05:38:42 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 13, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
St. Luke's.

Ah, memories.... :sad:


In any case, I would rather live in a state noted for it's corn rather than in the "SHOW ME!!!!" state. Fukken retards.

The "SHOW ME" state sounds more like an invitation to be flashed than an appealing place to live.

Well since it appears that "naked run by shootings" have become a new thing, I would say those words are more true than you realize.  Had some crazy guy night before last butt nekkid shooting an AK before he tried to get in his car and drive away and flipped it in the woods....

Welcome to Missouri!!  The place where common sense died a tragic death.
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 14, 2010, 04:21:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 13, 2010, 07:59:57 PM
I dunno, I think this experience probably showed him a decent amount of corn. 
:lulz:
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on October 14, 2010, 04:27:42 PM
Missouri - We make Florida look GOOD!

:|
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: AFK on October 14, 2010, 04:40:54 PM
I read somewhere that Missouri has had a sudden and sharp increase in the number of people with depression living in the state.  I guess the state officials are shrugging off the news and simply asserting that Missouri loves company. 
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: LMNO on October 14, 2010, 04:47:34 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2010, 04:40:54 PM
I read somewhere that Missouri has had a sudden and sharp increase in the number of people with depression living in the state.  I guess the state officials are shrugging off the news and simply asserting that Missouri loves company. 

:clint:
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: Freeky on October 14, 2010, 04:50:55 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 14, 2010, 04:40:54 PM
I read somewhere that Missouri has had a sudden and sharp increase in the number of people with depression living in the state.  I guess the state officials are shrugging off the news and simply asserting that Missouri loves company. 

That was beautiful, RWHN. :cry: :mittens:
Title: Re: Missouri: Anything for a laugh.
Post by: AFK on October 14, 2010, 04:57:34 PM
I always aim high when it comes to puns.  For other things, though, my goals aren't zoloft-y.