...to eat too much pork. My pee smells like bacon.
According to "A Cartoon History of the Universe" Buddha died of an overdose of pork.
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 14, 2010, 12:38:58 AM
...to eat too much pork. My pee smells like bacon.
THAT
kicks ass!
That is really quite awesome.
Tomorrow I am making a pork shoulder; I will let you know if my pee also smells like bacon after I've lived off it for a few days.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 14, 2010, 07:54:37 AM
That is really quite awesome.
Tomorrow I am making a pork shoulder; I will let you know if my pee also smells like bacon after I've lived off it for a few days.
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Mine just smells like Sugar Puffs.
I want that. Pee scented pee is lame.
I could bottle some up and send it to you.
(If I didn't obsessively collect and keep all my bodily secretions in kilner jars)
Does that really make it too much?
Is having your piss smell like bacon necessarily a bad thing?
I would say that all you really did was make your piss smell awesome.
You could probably even sell it to Sigmatic.
Edit: Grammar.