The tax return MESSIAH is due on the twenty third of december
Ps belly pictures later tonight
Pss I expect your three gifts this winter :lulz:
I miss Lady Grinning Soul, where'd she skive off to?
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Let me know when to expect your delivery of gold, frankincense and BRRRR
I gotta go buy the yarn!
you can borrow my knitting needles.
I don't knit. I have a nice big Afghan hook I want to try out.
:lulz:
Holy hell Suu!
You just crossed the wires for Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle", and the "War on Terror" forever in my mind!
Do with this as you see fit.
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Mu hu ha ha.
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
...That can't possibly be sanitary.
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 15, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
...That can't possibly be sanitary.
-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH! :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 15, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
...That can't possibly be sanitary.
-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH! :x
FUCK.
I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)
Quote from: Richter on October 15, 2010, 06:38:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 15, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
...That can't possibly be sanitary.
-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH! :x
FUCK.
I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)
I think a poke would have been better, but apparently that's just how she did things.
One of the worst things (besides, you know, FEELING it) was how I could HEAR her do it in my bones. It's like nails on a chalkboard inside your stomach.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
They are so fucking hung up on doing that. It's stupid.
I think it may have gone out of vogue by now, though. It's been a while since I had a kid.
Thetis says Its called stripping the membranes. And He would only do that after she has dialated some.
Oh dude, what colors did you want again?
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 19, 2010, 02:48:31 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 13, 2010, 04:27:55 AM
Its a boy... top pick so far
Jackson Oswald
Babys r us has monkey costumes :lulz:
I happen to have blue and green yarn!
Time to start makin' squares!
:lulz:
Yeah I changed my mind on using that yarn since a lot of it got tossed in a cautionary manner during the Bedbug Extravaganza of Late August 2010™.
Black/red or blue/green is fine :)
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 16, 2010, 01:09:03 AM
Yeah I changed my mind on using that yarn since a lot of it got tossed in a cautionary manner during the Bedbug Extravaganza of Late August 2010™.
Want some of mine? I've got somewhere between a lot and a fuckton.
Quote from: Pēleus on October 15, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
Thetis says Its called stripping the membranes. And He would only do that after she has dialated some.
Yeah. It's not as good an idea as they would lead on, actually.
Also, "stripping the membranes" (which is done to speed labor, not usually needed sped up) is quite different from breaking the water, though they will often lie to you in order to break the membranes, which usually speeds labor in a very painful way which more often leads to C-section, FYI. My advice is to not let nurses touch you at all.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 15, 2010, 02:16:54 AM
I miss Lady Grinning Soul, where'd she skive off to?
awwww someone misses me
i am on irc a couple times a week still
i just get overwhelmed here in this giant forum so i kinda disappeared
btw pan, thetis is a hot pregnant lady :D
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:43:25 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 15, 2010, 06:38:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:35:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 15, 2010, 06:34:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 15, 2010, 06:33:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2010, 04:11:38 PM
Every time I see a crochet hook it reminds me of the tool the Dr used to break my water.
CROCHET ROONT FOREVR!!
My doctor used her thumb nails.
I still remember what it felt like. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
...That can't possibly be sanitary.
-scrape scarpe scrape- AUUUGH! :x
FUCK.
I should not have a reason to use my "Here, I've got one" tool clauses while a woman is giving birth to a child of mine.
(I'm certain it would be ground for divorce, a stomping by burly orderlies wearing nursing shoes, or a heavy sedative administered against my will.)
I think a poke would have been better, but apparently that's just how she did things.
One of the worst things (besides, you know, FEELING it) was how I could HEAR her do it in my bones. It's like nails on a chalkboard inside your stomach.
*shivers* Soooo happy I've decided not to have spawn.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on October 16, 2010, 07:02:36 PM
btw pan, thetis is a hot pregnant lady :D
Your not the only one to comment, we might get professional shots done
So how is Babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNRuTzQttkc
Ultra sound puts him already at ten pounds, cycle says its got a week left
Nurses looking into forcing the process along
Yatto,
i am truley sorry for your lots
~Kai
Big baby isn't a curse *knock on wood*
Quote from: Able on December 30, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Big baby isn't a curse *knock on wood*
Nope. I was 10 pounds 6 oz, myself.
My pary is with the Fathers.
Quote from: Able on December 30, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
Ultra sound puts him already at ten pounds, cycle says its got a week left
Nurses looking into forcing the process along
I wouldn't do anything without the OB or midwife's input.
Quote from: Able on December 30, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
Ultra sound puts him already at ten pounds, cycle says its got a week left
Nurses looking into forcing the process along
Nurses just don't want to miss the end of their shift. Go with what he midwiffy says.
I need 2 more balls of yarn!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: ϗ on December 30, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
Yatto,
i am truley sorry for your lots
~Kai
:?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080331170418AAhm4TU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY
Was a joke way of saying congratulations.
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 01:07:58 AM
I need 2 more balls of yarn!
You can have some of my stash.
Quote from: Richter on December 31, 2010, 01:38:58 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 01:07:58 AM
I need 2 more balls of yarn!
You can have some of my stash.
I'm working the blanket with a 10/J hook. The yarn is thick and soft. I can grab it when I get back.
I actually just did a whole baby blanket here for my niecey in 2 days. I went to Wally World with the seester, grabbed 6 balls of yarn and a 9/I hook and went to town. My mom was so proud. Lol.
Quote from: Richter on December 31, 2010, 01:38:58 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 01:07:58 AM
I need 2 more balls of yarn!
You can have some of my stash.
Just had a flash where we were all on the Heart of Gold
And suu starts pulling yarn where richter's moustache is.
Drove back to get checked as she's having contractions, and when we went into our room, there was a tour outside, one of the couples was at our baby class, which is a nice little place by 23rd st in south seattle with this
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NEW YEARS BABY TIEM!
If he's both born on the eve, he will share the birthday of my godmother's son
You doin' okay, dad?
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
You doin' okay, dad?
O shit what have I gotten myself into... :scared:
Not within the correct window, so she's given a pill and told to get rest and come back in the morning or sooner ...
Quote from: Able on December 31, 2010, 04:04:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
You doin' okay, dad?
O shit what have I gotten myself into... :scared:
Bit late to start worrying about that! :lulz:
FWIW I gradually ramped into labor with BX contractions and slow dilation for weeks beforehand. My water broke and I was walking around leaking for a whole day trying to get things to get going with Little Orange, but once they started holy shit it was hardfuckingcore.
Don't let those nurses rush things, the body does better/easier if it follows its own timetable, unless there's a medical complication. Can't trust nurses with birth, they always want to fiddle and speed things up. Talk to your midwife before letting the nurses do anything... they try to sneak stuff too, those devious little bitches. I wouldn't let 'em do a pelvic check because they'll strip your membranes without even asking. Hate 'em.
She keeps making a gurgling sound, like when your tummy rumbles. Woke her up she shrugged it off, debating about calling doc (she doesn't have a midwife, her sisters offered to help with aftercare)
If the baby's wiggling regularly, I wouldn't worry about it. She'll go into labor when she's ready.
Five mins between, correct window. Now let's see how wide its opened
Quote from: Able on January 01, 2011, 03:19:54 AM
Five mins between, correct window. Now let's see how wide its opened
It's quite a revelation, to see a little person pop out of there. You'll never look at a minky moo in the same way again, I promise.
Window isn't big enough, maybe tomorrow :/
Quote from: Able on January 01, 2011, 04:22:11 AM
Window isn't big enough, maybe tomorrow :/
That's just procrastination! Suggest jumping out of a fairly low tree, to add gravitational impetus.
Nine pounds three oz
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Congrats!
Quote from: Able on January 04, 2011, 04:59:56 PM
Nine pounds three oz
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WOOHOO! Congrats!
congrats, man! have you chosen a suitable moniker or should we start a thread for it? :lol:
BABBY IS FORMED!!
whooooooa.... BIIIIIIIIIIIIG babby.
Nine pounds??
poor mom :(
Frodo! (note: nanny filter won't allow me to see pic so I apologize in advance if it is a girl)
Also, congrats!
Congrats! Going yarn shopping ASAP so I can finish the blankie.
Achilles is his holy name
Legal:
Jackson oswald w.
How's the mom after the C-Section?
Well to see her liver being tossed about as they check this or that was weird
but she's well enough that an hour afterwards the baby is getting his nipple action going on
congratulations, yatto
Quote from: Able on January 04, 2011, 04:59:56 PM
Nine pounds three oz
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AWWWWW you made a little baby! Good job guys!
What no comment on the tshirt?
It's no longer about you for the next 18 years.
Quote from: Suu on January 04, 2011, 06:01:42 PM
It's no longer about you for the next 18 years.
ain't it the troof
Congratulations! Also, don't let that cunt Odysseus take him away to take part in some lame ass war for an ungrateful whore. It'll only end badly.
You can request your child not get a ss# :lulz:
Sorry I'm late, what's goin on ITT?
Congrats!
(You can request your child to not have a SS#, which is perfectly legal, and kinda shows you how abused the ss# has become in the private corporate world, who aren't supposed to use it anyway. You are only required to put your ss# down on government forms that have a waiver that says it's required. The really hard part is renouncing one, once it's been assigned to you without your permission)
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 04, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
Sorry I'm late, what's goin on ITT?
BABY!
Tho title was a reference to the three kings
Ultra sound had her due date dec 23rd where as her last cycle put it for the eighth,
He tried to come out in time for daddy's tax return but didn't quite make it
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 10:06:44 PM
Congrats!
(You can request your child to not have a SS#, which is perfectly legal, and kinda shows you how abused the ss# has become in the private corporate world, who aren't supposed to use it anyway. You are only required to put your ss# down on government forms that have a waiver that says it's required. The really hard part is renouncing one, once it's been assigned to you without your permission)
Reading up, seems the IRS requires it for tax purposes
As do banks
but seems you still have to pay income tax
and can't get any government services without one
So trying to see why anyone would want to opt out
Quote from: Able on January 04, 2011, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 10:06:44 PM
Congrats!
(You can request your child to not have a SS#, which is perfectly legal, and kinda shows you how abused the ss# has become in the private corporate world, who aren't supposed to use it anyway. You are only required to put your ss# down on government forms that have a waiver that says it's required. The really hard part is renouncing one, once it's been assigned to you without your permission)
Reading up, seems the IRS requires it for tax purposes
As do banks
but seems you still have to pay income tax
and can't get any government services without one
So trying to see why anyone would want to opt out
SSN# is not required to pay taxes or by banks. The IRS issues a specific number called a "Taxpayer ID Number" to any person/entity that doesn't have a SSN# (and then says that people can use their SSN#
as an alternate to the TID)
The fact that you give out your SSN# at the drop of a hat to banks or on job applications is pure, unadulterated, cultural manipulation.
Er, Telarus, "SSN#"? That's "Social Security Number Number"?
http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/82/related/1
Claiming child on my taxes, opening a bank account or buying a savings bond
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 10:26:35 PM
Quote from: Able on January 04, 2011, 10:15:25 PM
Quote from: Telarus on January 04, 2011, 10:06:44 PM
Congrats!
(You can request your child to not have a SS#, which is perfectly legal, and kinda shows you how abused the ss# has become in the private corporate world, who aren't supposed to use it anyway. You are only required to put your ss# down on government forms that have a waiver that says it's required. The really hard part is renouncing one, once it's been assigned to you without your permission)
Reading up, seems the IRS requires it for tax purposes
As do banks
but seems you still have to pay income tax
and can't get any government services without one
So trying to see why anyone would want to opt out
SSN# is not required to pay taxes or by banks. The IRS issues a specific number called a "Taxpayer ID Number" to any person/entity that doesn't have a SSN# (and then says that people can use their SSN# as an alternate to the TID)
The fact that you give out your SSN# at the drop of a hat to banks or on job applications is pure, unadulterated, cultural manipulation.
You can only get an ITIN if you are ineligible for an SSN.
QuoteITIN
An ITIN, or Individual Taxpayer Identification Number, is a tax processing number only available for certain nonresident and resident aliens, their spouses, and dependents who cannot get a Social Security Number (SSN). It is a 9-digit number, beginning with the number "9", formatted like an SSN (NNN-NN-NNNN).
http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/international/article/0,,id=96696,00.html
Sorry, confused my terms.
Not (ITIN), just TIN:
http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/international/article/0,,id=96696,00.html
EDIT: Huh, I see that the IRS has allowed the SS admin to directly issue SSNs as TINs.
That's a change from the last time I researched this.
Aaah, I see they made it harder to pull this trick.
They shuffled the qualifications for "sole proprietorship and freelanceers" from ITIN down to Employer Identification Number (EIN)
http://waytogrow.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/10/gain_security_w.html
But you can still open bank accounts, etc, etc with it. No claiming certain tax benefits on the fed return tho.
Quote from: Telarus on January 05, 2011, 12:01:06 AM
Sorry, confused my terms.
Not (ITIN), just TIN:
http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/international/article/0,,id=96696,00.html
EDIT: Huh, I see that the IRS has allowed the SS admin to directly issue SSNs as TINs.
That's a change from the last time I researched this.
It's the same as it was five-six years ago when I had employees.
The EIN is linked to your SSN/ITIN.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS YATTO!!! YOURE A DADDY! AWESOME :D
I didn't have a SSN until I was 12.
...Then my mom got caught using her number on all of our school enrollment stuff. Oops.
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Quote from: Able on January 05, 2011, 06:38:15 AM
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BABY! :noodledance:
Quote from: Able on January 04, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
You can request your child not get a ss# :lulz:
What the fuck? Aren't you just dooming the kid to a life of homelessness if you do that? Or does it just delay it until he's old enough to deal with the local DMV and he gets one then?
From what I'm reading you can opt in any time, basicly if u do it at birth there's less paperwork to fillout, and was only really considering it as a means to prevent identify theft. But doesn't look like its worth the hassle, make choosing schools a big pain and forfit claiming him as a dependant
Quote from: Able on January 05, 2011, 06:38:15 AM
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CUUUTE LITTLE BABY!
BRING ME BABY! I HOLD BABY!!!!!!!
Nigel,
Only if I can get a picture of LO holding him in her chicken costume
Ps Thetis nicknamed him MisterSqueaks
Quote from: Able on January 05, 2011, 07:49:13 AM
Ps Thetis nicknamed him MisterSqueaks
Aww. That's adorable. :)
Quote from: Able on January 05, 2011, 07:48:39 AM
Nigel,
Only if I can get a picture of LO holding him in her chicken costume
I am confident that can be arranged. :D
Parenting is an extreme doses of perspective. How you see life personifived into a tiny human being. Myself I'm seeing failure like a kid who just got a bicycle, as long as you keep trying things will work out.
But the wife on the other hand, maybe its apart of her anixety or her mother didn't teach her cooping skills, but she's seeing failure as a blackmark of being a bad mother. I tell her how much I love her to reassure her and its seem to stick but not very long.
Maybe she just needs more sleep its been almost 23 hours awake for her. Its ok honey, let grandmother nurse watch him. Sometimes I wish I was more yin instead of yang, gladly trade her my carefree nature... for her ability to turn anyone she meets into her BFF
Aw. :) She'll feel better after she settles into motherhood and her hormones return to somewhat normal. Be on the lookout for postpartum depression, which can also take the form of hypervigilance, overprotectiveness, aggression, or paranoia.
Many many moms have intrusive mental images/fears of something terrible happening to their babies, or even of they themselves going haywire and hurting them, and that also is normal but may be a symptom of PPD. If she can't sleep or suffers from severe anxiety over anything like that, have her go to her doctor.
Nurse didn't say it included aggression, but makes sense
Can males get it too? 'Cause I've noticed I'm not really hungry.
So far today had a single serving box of ceral,
Half a sandwitch and a soda or two
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Awww, congrats, Yatto! :D Cute and fresh from the hatch. I hope your wife gets some much-needed R&R...so hard when they're that young!
Think I dropped my keys down the elevator :horrormirth:
And maintence refuses to even look until morning, guess who's not getting sleep tonight :kingmeh:
On the bright side we are home now and he's soo damn cute
Awwwww. :)
somebody's a happy babby daddy
Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 12:15:06 AM
Nurse didn't say it included aggression, but makes sense
Can males get it too? 'Cause I've noticed I'm not really hungry.
So far today had a single serving box of ceral,
Half a sandwitch and a soda or two
Probably adrenaline and exhaustion. You'll get your appetite back. :) And yeah, I think new dads can sometimes have a little bit of postpartum depression. :) Just enjoy your beautiful little babby and take care of momma and everything will be just fine.
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Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 08:49:36 AM
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Squee! BABY! :)
Quote from: Nigel on January 06, 2011, 11:39:19 PM
Many many moms have intrusive mental images/fears of something terrible happening to their babies, or even of they themselves going haywire and hurting them, and that also is normal but may be a symptom of PD. If she can't sleep or suffers from severe anxiety over anything like that, have her go to her doctor.
How I read that.
That cradle is awesome.
Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 08:49:36 AM
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I like it when they're all wrapped up like little delicious burritos.
That's not even the monkey blanket that has Velcro.
My mother got us that bassinet and the plushie,
and we dyed it teal instead of keeping it white.
Advice for Nigel's book:
Don't sign up for baby basics/breast feeding class, while networking is fun and helps you scout preschools. Nurses will teach you everything you don't pick up and most breastpumps includes instrustions a book that on page one tells you to read everything all thirty pages, written four times in different languages, so its a thick little manual. With only really two pages about the machine itself.
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Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 06:20:11 PM
That's not even the monkey blanket that has Velcro.
My mother got us that bassinet and the plushie,
and we dyed it teal instead of keeping it white.
Advice for Nigel's book:
Don't sign up for baby basics/breast feeding class, while networking is fun and helps you scout preschools. Nurses will teach you everything you don't pick up and most breastpumps includes instrustions a book that on page one tells you to read everything all thirty pages, written four times in different languages, so its a thick little manual. With only really two pages about the machine itself.
I pretty much agree with this. I think most of those classes are for people who don't like to read.
The natural childbirth one was pretty good though, mostly because it made me stay in shape and gave me a lot of incentive to eat right. I didn't totally love the crazy super-militant teacher though. She made it sound like anyone who got a Caesarian or an epidural or had to be induced was BADWRONGFAILURE and I kinda feel like, while those things should be avoided if possible, THEY SAVE LIVES. OK, not the epidural. But the other two.
Deep down a part of me is sad he isn't a cone head.
Awwwsummmeness someone got us a teddy bear that has a fake heart beat
Quote from: Able on January 07, 2011, 07:05:16 PM
Deep down a part of me is sad he isn't a cone head.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :x :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Quote from: Able on January 09, 2011, 07:15:33 AM
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aww. he looks like he's been screaming his head off.
God he's a cute little dude.
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cuuuuuute x2 :D congratulations again, Yatto!
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Still need to find that face for the altas womp but here's something
Quote from: Able on January 10, 2011, 09:20:38 PM
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Still need to find that face for the altas womp but here's something
Why is your baby so cute? Now, I can't wait for my sister to have her baby!
Babies are cute so that we don't eat them to get them to stop bawling.
Fact.
this one squeaks mostly
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He just barely fits his 3months monkey outfit (also have 9m & 12m)
-><-
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Didn't even show you spags the best one.
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Achilles got to spend some time with Aeacus, while visiting the great owl a young couple approached us. The girl it seems couldn't take her eyes off Achilles, she couldn't get over the fact he looked so new. Seems my sense of humor is dulled with being tired as normally I would have made an odd ball joke about it not coming with a better radio or some new car reference, and well the gentleman... let me put it this way twenty three, he's a familiar. Which depends on which way you walk isn't that bad. But him with his buttons seem to view this meeting as more a reminder that his girl wants a ring, a house with a white picket fence and two point five kids. Almost gave him my prisoner button as a token jester but was interupted by someone as big as a house elf making a comment about the skulls. Almost told him a fnord but the conspiracy doesn't like it when I talk to strangers. After that got a postcard that made me laugh, o and a cola.
PS House those were great fucking gyros, I should go back and tip more then a dollar
Aww. Poor little guy has baby acne, doesn't he? :( My sister had that. My mom thinks because she was a late baby.
Lots of baby lotion! Should clear him up nicely.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! That is one handsome little man!!!
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2011, 09:24:28 PM
Babies are cute so that we don't eat them to get them to stop bawling.
Fact.
The Reverend speaks Truth
TM.
He's a cute little fucker!
My son was born covered in baby acne and one of the ugliest little freaks I've ever laid eyes on. Furthermore, unlike his mirror-eyed older sister, he not only didn't seem angry as fuck about being ejected from the womb, but positively euphoric about being able to make eye contact with me. His adoring blue-eyed gaze was nonstop, and he would grin and squeal with sheer glee every time I woke up or looked at him. It was like producing a one-man fan club out of my vagina. Slightly disconcerting, to say the least.
Luckily for him, he cuted up enough to be more than a face only a mother could love very quickly, and now I have to fend off threatening advances from grown women who grotesquely assure me they're only waiting for him to turn 15. :x
He's still a very loving and helpful child. It's odd, because the other two are guarded and slightly menacing.
All this rambling is because your kid reminds me of my kid when he was small, after the hideousity wore off.
Quote from: Able on January 18, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
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Didn't even show you spags the best one.
Fuck
what is it he knows?
Quote from: Able on January 25, 2011, 06:32:43 AM
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SQUEE!
Quote from: Nigel on January 25, 2011, 07:33:46 AM
It was like producing a one-man fan club out of my vagina.
This is the most awesome thing I read this week.
(Pending freak awesomeness later this week)
I know what you mean, Nigel. Boys and their moms, man. :D I'm finally on the GOOD end of that one. Fuck.
Yatoo, your boy is adorable as hell--I'm with Nigel--that pick of him smiling knowingly like "yeah, you're fucked! I've seen it ALL!" is scary as hell but definitely marks him as a "keeper." ;) He's already got a helluva personality!
He started getting eye goo a few days back, others suggested cottonballs (and super clean hands) but doesn't seem prevent it from returning. View for full size
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Its not because I have a bird just behind the sofa?
I'm not sure about eye goo or babies and allergies...Maybe one of the supermoms on the forum could answer that one better.
my second had the serious eye goop.
she squirted boob milk in his eye, at the direction of one of her nursing group freaks, and it seems to have coincided with it going away, for whatever that's worth...
he is sleeping more, so maybe thats it.
nurse hotline says they can give us drops if it doesnt go away.
(and they dont think its the bird cause his eyes are still white not red or puffy)
Quote from: Iptuous on January 27, 2011, 08:51:37 PM
my second had the serious eye goop.
she squirted boob milk in his eye, at the direction of one of her nursing group freaks, and it seems to have coincided with it going away, for whatever that's worth...
THIS. Squirt the boob juice. Other than that, have to see the Dr.
BTW, breastmilk also cures a lot of other baby ailments, if you can stand to see the list:
dry skin
diaper rash (I know, right?)
sore, cracked, dry nipples
nasal congestion
Here: http://bmsg.tripod.com/breastmilkuses.htm
It's like a miracle elixir.