Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2010, 02:42:02 PM

Title: ATTN Doktor Alphpance (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 15, 2010, 02:42:02 PM
You're a cunt.

You KNOW what's happening to all those sewer and subway workers, and you do NOTHING.  Those people have families, you know, and just exactly how long do you expect the problem to remain underground, or in the government plaza area?  No, the curse of Scollay Square will spread, and you're all fucking doomed, because YOU can't be arsed to lead the national guard to the source of the problem.  Two weeks and some flamethrowers would be all it would take, and yet you sit in your cube, comfortably above ground level, and gloat.

Fuck it, I hope none of you escape.

Okay for now,
Dok
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Alphpance (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2010, 03:05:20 PM
You know what, Dok?  Fuck you.  Those things have families of their own, and just because they don't have technically what you would call "legs", and just because their digestive systems can only process hemoglobin doesn't mean they don't have feelings.  Ok, so maybe they don't have feelings.  Lack of proper nerve endings, you know.  That's still no reason for you to go throwing it in their faces, or what is generally known as "the tusk/beak orifice with unspeakable senory organs area B3".  But you would know this, if you had spent any time in their slimy grasp.  I pity you, really.  You will never know the tender sounds of their 120dB shrieks, and will probably always remain ignorant of their corrosive, mildly toxic tears that they cry whilst feeding.


Insensitive prick.
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Alphpance (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: LMNO on October 15, 2010, 09:13:53 PM
I'm such a cunt, I'm bumping a thread about me that hasn't even made it off the first page yet.


LMNO
-cunt.
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Alphpance (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on October 16, 2010, 01:08:33 AM
You're also a twat for suggesting I buy music that I had never heard and is totally up my street.  You pretentious music loving fuck.


x

edd

p.s.  I go where I please Doktor Howl, if that is your real name...
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Alphpance (Everyone else GTFO)
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 17, 2010, 01:42:22 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on October 16, 2010, 01:08:33 AM
You're also a twat for suggesting I buy music that I had never heard and is totally up my street.  You pretentious music loving fuck.


x

edd

p.s.  I go where I please Doktor Howl, if that is your real name...

You'll pay for this, Limey.