I saw this and thought of you: http://mykidisanasshole.wordpress.com/
Never having a daughter. I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it. If nothing else.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter. I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it. If nothing else.
Oh, you misunderstand completely.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 16, 2010, 09:45:56 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter. I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it. If nothing else.
Oh, you misunderstand completely.
ALL small children are evil manifest.
Then fuck it. I'll just get a roomba instead.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 09:38:19 PM
Then fuck it. I'll just get a roomba instead.
They're easier, if less entertaining.
Mine do things like stand in the back yard screaming "I WILL MURDER YOU" at the weeds.
I love crazy blog mom's description of stuffing herself on crab at Red Lobster and then trying not to shit her pants at the grocery store.
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 16, 2010, 07:54:39 AM
Never having a daughter. I don't care if boys are worse, at least I'll have my sanity at the end of it. If nothing else.
Boys are only worse during the first five years. Then you're good to go!
I have three, and each was progressively more difficult than the previous. The boy is more challenging than the oldest girl, but a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.
I HAVE FOUR KIDS. FURRY LITTLE FUCKS.
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THEY ALL HAVE FOUR LEGS, WHISKERS, AND A TAIL
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'a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.'
She seems easily bored, tho her lack of a real fort makes me want to visit again.
Then again you might kill me if u found half a hardware store worth of lumber in your trees
I have 2 boys and one girl. Not a news flash I know. However, as the oldest (boy) is 16 now, I can honestly say both sexes have their challenges.
Boys were/are easier than girls in regards to some things and a billion times harder in others. Girls are the same.
This blog is hilarious. I have had those moments she is talking about and know exactly how she feels!!
Quote from: Pēleus on October 19, 2010, 08:13:42 AM
'a lot less challenging than the youngest girl.'
She seems easily bored, tho her lack of a real fort makes me want to visit again.
Then again you might kill me if u found half a hardware store worth of lumber in your trees
:lulz: Dude, her fort obsession has already caused me to spend $130 in framing materials, to build a two-story fort in the back corner of the yard.
I will never have peace until that dangerous little sprog has a base from which to orchestrate her devious and probably maleficient operations. You are welcome to come help build this fucking thing!
'No thetis, its not just some random fort, its discordia summer camp' :lulz:
:lol: I wish you spags lived in Tucson proper, instead of in whatever dreamland you think Tucson isn't.