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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM

Title: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Freeky on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 12:58:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!
:mittens:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 17, 2010, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 17, 2010, 12:56:53 AM
I wear nonprescription glasses over my prescription glasses. I don't smoke, wear shorts and T-shirts that I bought first-hand, and don't have a bike at all, but I do it with a sense of IRONY. All of my hurdie gurdies and ukeleles WEAR FUCKING BERETS! I listen to rap because rap sucks, but is more ironic than that crap you old fuckers listen to!

YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 17, 2010, 02:17:07 AM
..but I like rap. I guess I can't be a hipster anymore. :(
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 17, 2010, 02:20:24 AM
I was only acting like a hipster to be ironic.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Remington on February 06, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1j5Fx.jpg)
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: The Johnny on February 06, 2011, 11:25:36 PM
Quote from: Remington on February 06, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1j5Fx.jpg)

:mittens:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Juana on February 06, 2011, 11:32:03 PM
Quote from: Remington on February 06, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1j5Fx.jpg)
:lulz: :mittens:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Xooxe on February 07, 2011, 03:12:18 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: AFK on February 07, 2011, 01:39:12 PM
I'm a thirty something father of two and don't get any of this shit.

GET OFF MAH LAWN!!
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Oracle on February 07, 2011, 08:19:53 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


- Oh, it is this really cool number you haven't heard of yet.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 08, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.
:?
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2011, 12:42:43 AM
Quote from: Oracle on February 07, 2011, 08:19:53 PM
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?


- Oh, it is this really cool number you haven't heard of yet.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.

Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 08, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
:/ I still don't geddit.

Fracture,
Herp derp.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 08, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
:/ I still don't geddit.

Fracture,
Herp derp.

Old unfunny hipster joke is old and unfunny.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Sister Fracture on February 08, 2011, 01:04:33 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 08, 2011, 12:50:21 AM
Quote from: Sister Fracture on February 08, 2011, 12:46:02 AM
:/ I still don't geddit.

Fracture,
Herp derp.

Old unfunny hipster joke is old and unfunny.

Ah.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Icey on February 08, 2011, 01:47:16 AM
If there is one irrational hate that I take the luxury of embracing, it's my HATE. OF. HIPSTERS.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Don Coyote on February 08, 2011, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Icey on February 08, 2011, 01:47:16 AM
If there is one irrational hate that I take the luxury of embracing, it's my HATE. OF. HIPSTERS.

Y U SO MAINSTEAM?!?!??!!
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Remington on February 08, 2011, 04:15:43 PM
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Too-hip-to-function.png)
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Remington on February 09, 2011, 04:32:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mODCc.jpg)
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on February 09, 2011, 05:36:43 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on February 07, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
yep, that was pretty funny the last 3 times it was posted too.

Dude its like totally RETRO now.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Oracle on February 09, 2011, 03:18:24 PM
Ahh damn.  My bad.

How about this one?

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Oh, it is this really cool number you haven't heard of yet.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Dean on February 09, 2011, 04:14:40 PM
Quote from: Remington on February 06, 2011, 10:31:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1j5Fx.jpg)

The daughter of Gordon Freeman and Ariel, couldn't stand the sea once she found out that Sebastian existed.
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: The Johnny on February 09, 2011, 10:02:53 PM
Quote from: Remington on February 09, 2011, 04:32:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/mODCc.jpg)

OMG OMFG  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: Remington on February 13, 2011, 09:52:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gSK6W.png)
Title: Re: I'M SO HIPSTER, I SHIT RUST!
Post by: The Johnny on February 13, 2011, 11:03:57 PM

I RAISE YOU WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKAAAAA

(http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/enhanced-buzz-9713-1297193142-29.jpg)

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/2/8/14/enhanced-buzz-9718-1297193843-33.jpg)

(http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/enhanced-buzz-9714-1297193066-33.jpg)