Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM

Title: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Fuck you all. IO hope you all die painfully. Painfuly from STDs. I hope all of you have horrible sores happent oyou and have your gnetiels weep fluids as they melt from your bocies. I hipe you all hasen the heat death fo the univers. FUCK you all. I reallydotn fucking like most of you. Fucking wannabe intellucutals. the Machine will fucking eat you all. You may think you are evading it but it will get you if it hasnt alreadu goptten you. Odds are you alreayd work for h machine. You are a loyal servatnt eh Mahine. You keep h MAchine running. You are teh ery thinkg you rebb;edd agaisnt  it nowe instead of ealrier. Of yu uld ranvel to fuck up kickld ndvjioid g,rr sjgirjj;
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Payne on October 17, 2010, 11:16:28 AM
Your hate is weak.

Come back tomorrow after you sober up and tell us this again, then I might listen.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 17, 2010, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Of yu uld ranvel to fuck up kickld ndvjioid g,rr sjgirjj;


That much we can agree on, yu uld ranvel.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Rumckle on October 17, 2010, 01:34:47 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 17, 2010, 01:36:01 PM
:lulz:

Show of hands, who here thinks they can outrun or outwit the Machine, or that they are somehow apart from it in any way?





I don't see any hands.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Cain on October 17, 2010, 01:40:53 PM
But at least we can spell "universe".
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Requia ☣ on October 17, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 17, 2010, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Of yu uld ranvel to fuck up kickld ndvjioid g,rr sjgirjj;


That much we can agree on, yu uld ranvel.

Quit speaking Welsh :argh!:
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: No u on October 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM
Meh, I think the TCC cooties have taken over your pancreas and affected your ability to spell.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 17, 2010, 11:16:28 AM
Come back tomorrow after you sober up and tell us this again, then I might listen.

You're just jealous because you wish YOU were inebriated...
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Payne on October 17, 2010, 03:37:38 PM
Quote from: No u on October 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM
Meh, I think the TCC cooties have taken over your pancreas and affected your ability to spell.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 17, 2010, 11:16:28 AM
Come back tomorrow after you sober up and tell us this again, then I might listen.

You're just jealous because you wish YOU were inebriated...

No, I'm Scottish and therefore permanantly inebriated. It's a tradition or an old charter or something. Or possiby blood chemistry, I dunno.

I'm just jealous of the 180 degree win to fail manouvre Coyote is pulling off here. This takes serious fucking skills.

~~~Payne: Hopes Coyote sorts his shit out, and soon.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 17, 2010, 03:57:34 PM
In all fairness, it's actually a full 360. He started out fail, moved around to win, and is now coming full-circle back to fail.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: No u on October 17, 2010, 04:31:14 PM
I think the Coyote has a point.  While I believe hate is a complete waste of energy (I can think of much more productive things to do with my energy), he did say that he doesn't like most of you in reference to the "unviers."  I don't think the membership of PDdotcom  constitutes "most" of the universe (unless the member count is wrong).  There is much of the "unviers" that I'm not particularly fond of as well.

I just hope his pancreas heals soon.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Brotep on October 17, 2010, 04:44:34 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Adios on October 17, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Folly Shift!
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 06:48:34 PM
Hot damn. I didn't think I had started any threads, but looks like I had no control. Why couldnt I have drunk txted my exes instead.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Jasper on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
:lulz: A chick I knew in college was all "WTF is this shit. You got me worried call me in the morning if you still have my number"
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Brotep on October 17, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
:lulz: A chick I knew in college was all "WTF is this shit. You got me worried call me in the morning if you still have my number"

Is she hot?
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 08:43:40 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 17, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
:lulz: A chick I knew in college was all "WTF is this shit. You got me worried call me in the morning if you still have my number"

Is she hot?

Not really. Too thin for my tastes and she is in So Cal whereas I am in WA.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Payne on October 17, 2010, 10:36:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 08:43:40 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 17, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
:lulz: A chick I knew in college was all "WTF is this shit. You got me worried call me in the morning if you still have my number"

Is she hot?

Not really. Too thin for my tastes and she is in So Cal whereas I am in WA.

Take it from me, hawtness has nothing to do with relative geographical locations.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 17, 2010, 10:36:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 08:43:40 PM
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 17, 2010, 08:24:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 17, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
You might have done.  I'd go check.  :lulz:

ETA:  Don't bother.  If you did, they wouldn't have been legible.
:lulz: A chick I knew in college was all "WTF is this shit. You got me worried call me in the morning if you still have my number"

Is she hot?

Not really. Too thin for my tastes and she is in So Cal whereas I am in WA.

Take it from me, hawtness has nothing to do with relative geographical locations.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 17, 2010, 10:45:43 PM
also, LA is only a 24-hour drive from Sea-town.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Payne on October 17, 2010, 10:53:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:43:35 PM
Too thin for my tastes

Pffft, these things are also never constant. They are only a concern if you are after one night stands or temporary things.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 17, 2010, 11:31:48 PM
And. college friend is really fucking talktive.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 18, 2010, 02:55:39 AM
Poor doggies, all of them are getting put down :(   
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 18, 2010, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 11:31:48 PM
And. college friend is really fucking talktive.

Two birds with one stone. Take her out to dinner. A lot.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
wow we really got schooled in the OP

thank god somebody finally told us off or we would have gone on being contrary douchebags
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on October 18, 2010, 03:46:21 PM
[quote  author=Cramulus link=topic=26944.msg951032#msg951032 date=1287413094]
wow we really got schooled in the OP

thank god somebody finally told us off or we would have gone on being contrary douchebags
[/quote]:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Adios on October 18, 2010, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
wow we really got schooled in the OP

thank god somebody finally told us off or we would have gone on being contrary douchebags

You mean we have to stop now? Damn.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Don Coyote on October 18, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 18, 2010, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
wow we really got schooled in the OP

thank god somebody finally told us off or we would have gone on being contrary douchebags

You mean we have to stop now? Damn.
No, everyone but you. You are special.
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Adios on October 18, 2010, 03:52:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 18, 2010, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 18, 2010, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 18, 2010, 03:44:54 PM
wow we really got schooled in the OP

thank god somebody finally told us off or we would have gone on being contrary douchebags

You mean we have to stop now? Damn.
No, everyone but you. You are special.

YAY

:shortbus:
Title: Re: I hate the entire unviers
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2010, 07:29:31 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on October 17, 2010, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 17, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
Of yu uld ranvel to fuck up kickld ndvjioid g,rr sjgirjj;


That much we can agree on, yu uld ranvel.

:mittens: