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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Suu on October 18, 2010, 02:02:36 PM

Title: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Suu on October 18, 2010, 02:02:36 PM
Question 1: Remove "And Providence Plantations" from the state name as it's believed to have racist connotations.

Question 2: Give millions of dollars to the University of Rhode Island and Rhode Island College so they can build a new chemistry lab and renovate their art center respectively.

Question 3: Millions of dollars in transportation bonds.

Question 4: Open Space recreation bonds...again, millions.



...Well, at least they aren't as asinine as Massachusetts.
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 18, 2010, 03:50:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 18, 2010, 02:02:36 PM
Question 1: Remove "And Providence Plantations" from the state name as it's believed to have racist connotations.

Question 2: Give millions of dollars to the University of Rhode Island and Rhode Island College so they can build a new chemistry lab and renovate their art center respectively.

Question 3: Millions of dollars in transportation bonds.

Question 4: Open Space recreation bonds...again, millions.



...Well, at least they aren't as asinine as Massachusetts.

Maybe not, but we'll see whose state is asinine enough to vote for them!
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Suu on October 18, 2010, 04:01:39 PM
Dude...you want to put additional sales tax on liquor and cut your overall sales tax in HALF. WTF?! You just RAISED your damn taxes...and that pissed me off when I would cross the border to buy liquor. So now, you'll lower your sales tax, but keep it high on booze? Screw that, I'm skippin' your state and going to New Hampshire for all my libation needs.
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Eater of Clowns on October 18, 2010, 04:30:46 PM
You know, I thought it was stupid too, but now that you put it that way it sounds like a lot of fun.  I think it's time for me to practice my Arbitrary Egocentric Draconian policy again.
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Suu on October 19, 2010, 05:13:31 PM
QuoteAgainst taxing veteran amputees? Lincoln Chafee isn't. Join the group that's setting the record straight by clicking "Like"!

Oh I wish I was kidding.
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Cain on October 19, 2010, 05:31:06 PM
Forcing veteran amputees to pay taxes?  It'll cost them an arm and a leg.
Title: Re: A brief introduction to RI's November Ballot
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2010, 03:05:44 PM
I'm getting so sick of this bullshit. It makes me almost not want to vote, but I know better. Grr.

Obama is in Providence today, talking up the Italian Gay Jew Failwad Apostate of Providence known as Cicilline...and in a surprising twist, also supporting independent gubernatorial candidate Lincoln Chafee rather than the greasy dago motherfucker former piece of shit who put our damn state into debt while being Treasurer Democrat Frank Caprio...who is being endorsed by Bill Clinton.

Oh, and let's not forget, sucking the state dry of funds...while I'm still clutching my scholarship IOU.