It started off as nothing, you cunts (who shouldn't be reading this, fuckers).
But then it spiralled out of control, at first it was few looks a day, just to get my fill. Just to keep me ticking over. But when I realised... Oh... The realisation... It's dirty, do you still want to know?
When I realised that sometimes, there were real people at the other end of the keyboard, real people with real thoughts! Amazing, I was like a butterfly flapping its wings in a pond far too big for him, sending little ripples of manipulation, of experimentation. And you all played along, like good little guinea pigs.
But this is it. The last six hours have been leading up to this, how to break the news of my sociological experiment has been running round my brain all this time. I couldn't live in pretence any longer. I just couldn't.
All this time I've been waiting. Waiting for the right time.
Waiting for the perfect opportunity...
To start a thread with a title this good.
Suckers.
Lawl.
:lulz:
:lulz: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
So I was about to reply to this hilarity, then saw this at the bottom of the page, an ad:
http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/?action=view¤t=um.jpg
NSFW
:lulz: at OP
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen of the 9th Realm in Sector 7 on October 19, 2010, 03:00:35 AM
So I was about to reply to this hilarity, then saw this at the bottom of the page, an ad:
http://s150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/d4rkdem0n14/?action=view¤t=um.jpg
NSFW
:lulz: at OP
:lulz:
I get the same ad.
Is it one involving boobs? Cuz if it is, then I lol because it made it through the Army Nanny Wall.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 19, 2010, 03:07:01 AM
Is it one involving boobs? Cuz if it is, then I lol because it made it through the Army Nanny Wall.
It is. :lulz:
/me sees "nsfw" tag
/me clicks anyway
The cops break down my door, and storm in, and throw me in perv jail. In perv jail, there is not good things, and no interwebs :(
DONT BE CURIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING KIDS.
-- this message approved by the FBI and interwebz police
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WENT TO PERV JAIL
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I SHANKED A MAN WITH A DILDO
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IT WAS THE BEST SUMMER OF MY LIFE
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Anything even remotely NSFW that I've tried to put on Photobucket gets taken down as being against their prissy Victorian code of tubgirl!
photobucket tips: don't use a filename with anything risky in it. Your file will go to the top of their list if it has words like "tubgirl" or "tits" in it.
You can set your photobucket account to be not accessible by the public - I think there may be a way to set certain folders to be private. Private accounts do not get as much scrutiny as the public ones.
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 03:02:56 PM
photobucket tips: don't use a filename with anything risky in it. Your file will go to the top of their list if it has words like "tubgirl" or "tits" in it.
You can set your photobucket account to be not accessible by the public - I think there may be a way to set certain folders to be private. Private accounts do not get as much scrutiny as the public ones.
All of my photobucket is set to private. But my username is Chuck Fukmuk, and that's in every filename. Do you think that might be stopping me from storing filth there?
I use AdBlock Plus.
Didn't even know there were ads here. :D
it's possible. I'm not sure entirely how their filter works, but I think you do bump yourself into higher levels of riskyness by having certain character combinations in your filename. Is "fuk" one of those watch words? hard to say.
They keep pulling this guy out of my photobucket:
:asshat:
I think just because of the word ass in the filename.
often if you try renaming it and reuploading it, it'll miss the filter. Otherwise try something like http://imgur.com/
Thanks Cram, I'm going to go with the imgur thing. 8)
GO IMGUR YOURSELF, FUCK BUCKET
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Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 03:22:38 PM
GO IMGUR YOURSELF, FUCK BUCKET
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WHO ARE YOUUU?
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 03:02:56 PM
photobucket tips: don't use a filename with anything risky in it. Your file will go to the top of their list if it has words like "tubgirl" or "tits" in it.
You can set your photobucket account to be not accessible by the public - I think there may be a way to set certain folders to be private. Private accounts do not get as much scrutiny as the public ones.
Even better reasons why you should never pick a risqué file-name (http://valleywag.gawker.com/5662403/why-you-should-never-pick-a-risque-file-name)
lalalala paranoia ...
maybe I should adopt the PH to balanced posting? One paranoid/we're fucked post, one neutral post and one funny/optimistic post.
... except this place already got so much to me, that already while typing I wondered whether I would be able to tell the difference, as well as whether I might as well smash them all together into a wonderfully balanced tangy blend of horrormirth :horrormirth:
I label mine Airportbombterror. It saves me the time from having to do file housekeeping.
I once got in trouble at work because they suspected me of embezzling money. It was a big misunderstanding, I was totally clean, but they did scan my hard drive.
One of the thing my boss commented on was that I had a file called "The Fuck HSD Game.doc"... "You can't be playing any fuck games at work," he yelled.
it was the Word file that contained 9 images of Hunter's avatar, so you could tear them off and shit on them one by one. We were racing to see who could shit on his face the most.
Of all the shit I pull, the filename was what got me~!
I hope you explained the details of the game to him. :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on October 19, 2010, 06:43:38 PM
I once got in trouble at work because they suspected me of embezzling money. It was a big misunderstanding, I was totally clean, but they did scan my hard drive.
One of the thing my boss commented on was that I had a file called "The Fuck HSD Game.doc"... "You can't be playing any fuck games at work," he yelled.
it was the Word file that contained 9 images of Hunter's avatar, so you could tear them off and shit on them one by one. We were racing to see who could shit on his face the most.
Of all the shit I pull, the filename was what got me~!
Not elaborating the details of the game was a slick move. Some people will jsut NEVEr be ready.
I'd hoped that textbook publishers would have a better grasp of the dynaimcs of english, and the context that could exclude worse ramifications of "fuck".