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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 04:58:06 PM

Title: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Dysnomia on October 19, 2010, 05:01:38 PM
I can't get Mind Herpes.  I wore a Condom.   :D
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 05:04:32 PM
You obviously haven't seen the new strain of mentalpapilovirus that orders crbide drill bits and small caliber firearms from the internet as soon as it smells latex, then/
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Payne on October 19, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
Richter, it never get's old.

Especially not since we figured out how to manipulate your thoughts and dreams.

Nothing in your head is really yours now.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
I did want to talk to you about those thoughts you had when those nuns walked by. Filthy bastard.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/angilas1.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 05:39:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
Richter, it never get's old.

Especially not since we figured out how to manipulate your thoughts and dreams.

Nothing in your head is really yours now.

I blocked that through extreme tantric poomping.  The goatsee on the isndie of ym eyelids you arranged was the last straw.


Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
I did want to talk to you about those thoughts you had when those nuns walked by. Filthy bastard.

The Germans had it right; Nuns are ALWAYS better in latex.  Even if they aren't from the Adeptus Fetishticus, it makes the orhpan blood easier to sluice off.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 05:48:22 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Cut the shit.  I know you can all hear me thinking.  Laughing behind the back of the last non - psychic human on the planet has to be old by now.  Hope you all get Mind Herpes.

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/angilas1.jpg)

:lulz: !

Hm...i'm already in khakis today for work...
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 08:05:49 PM
Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Dysnomia on October 19, 2010, 08:19:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 05:04:32 PM
You obviously haven't seen the new strain of mentalpapilovirus that orders crbide drill bits and small caliber firearms from the internet as soon as it smells latex, then/

Who ever said they were latex condoms?   :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Payne on October 19, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Jasper on October 19, 2010, 08:57:20 PM
That's not a condom, that's cyborg attachments.  Whole different kinda thing.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 08:05:49 PM
Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    


Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

I'M A BIG FAN OF UHMW, MYSELF.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2010, 09:05:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

I'M A BIG FAN OF UHMW, MYSELF.

Wait, what?  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 09:07:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    

ahh haha.

of course they have good poker faces!  think of all the horrible crap they must endure from all the other slack jawed yokels that cross their path...  they would either have to become terribly adept at not letting it affect them, or they would have to babel continuously like the Belcebron...

i hadn't really considered that there might be a contextual commonality for when it pops into my head, but i guess it's usually during a one on one conversation.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 09:10:03 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.

Polystyrene condoms allow you to feel the vibration all the way up to your teeth though...
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2010, 09:15:32 PM
I just use saran wrap and a rubber band.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 09:21:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 09:07:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    

ahh haha.

of course they have good poker faces!  think of all the horrible crap they must endure from all the other slack jawed yokels that cross their path...  they would either have to become terribly adept at not letting it affect them, or they would have to babel continuously like the Belcebron...

i hadn't really considered that there might be a contextual commonality for when it pops into my head, but i guess it's usually during a one on one conversation.

Perhaps.  People make slip ups though.
Also, who's to say it directable or exclusive?  Your Babel analogy was right on, it could be maddening trying to discern the source of a single thought, or focus on a single person in detail.  Sort of like trying to talk in a large crowd. 
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 19, 2010, 09:15:32 PM
I just use saran wrap and a rubber band.

if you splurge for the press-and-seal, then you can forgo the rubberband, yielding a net savings...
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
I jsut paint myself with "Tool dip", followed by rainbow sprinkles.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 09:44:59 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 09:31:49 PM
I jsut paint myself with "Tool dip", followed by rainbow sprinkles.

fantastic!
but how do you leave 'resevoir' to avoid backfiring into your bladder?
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 19, 2010, 09:51:33 PM
Well, you sorta have to throw in a catherter first...  So it's not a perfect system.  By Eris though, if having to clean my nards with industrial solvents and wearing a paratrooper's knife on the box harness (in case of accidental matress adhesion) is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 10:06:05 PM
catheter also would allow for shot placement of the ladie's choice whilst finishing inside her, as well.
your mastery of the arts is openly apparent...
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 20, 2010, 03:47:56 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on October 19, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 19, 2010, 08:48:29 PM
I hate latex condoms.

I certainly agree with their neccesity, and will never grumble about using them, and will indeed make sure I'm always equipped with some.... But I hate every condom I've ever used.

Well, except for one that I've used, but that wasn't so much about the rubber itself, and more to do with the fact that it allowed me to use a "g-spot vibrator ring" doodad without it disappearing somewhere unpleasant.

Polyurethane condoms feel nicer and are just as effective.
And i don't rip through them unlike latex. Oh many a latex condom has fallen victim to my wang.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 20, 2010, 03:49:54 AM
are you unable to charm your victim lover into self lubricating, coyote?
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Don Coyote on October 20, 2010, 03:51:14 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 20, 2010, 03:49:54 AM
are you unable to charm your victim lover into self lubricating, coyote?
:lulz:
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Kurt Christ on October 20, 2010, 04:03:27 AM
I occasionally have the "everbody can read minds but me, and I'm the butt of a universal joke" thought, too. I think it's pretty common, as far as absurd paranoid delusions go.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Freeky on October 20, 2010, 04:55:08 AM
I get that a lot, too, particularly if several people are laughing at something I didn't hear.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 05:24:42 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 08:05:49 PM
Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    







I'VE BEEN READING YOUR MIND FOR YEARS
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(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)



THAT SHIT'S FUCKED UP
            \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)




BUT YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE
            \
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Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 20, 2010, 02:28:24 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 20, 2010, 04:55:08 AM
I get that a lot, too, particularly if several people are laughing at something I didn't hear.

Totally agree with you and Vartox.  It's an easy whim that you see more evidence for than against, if you look too hard.
Title: Re: I'm calling you bastards out.
Post by: Richter on October 20, 2010, 02:30:29 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2010, 05:24:42 AM
Quote from: Richter on October 19, 2010, 08:59:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 19, 2010, 08:05:49 PM
Richter,
does this thought ever cross your mind seriously?
i find myself being paranoid about mind reading on, at least, a weekly basis....
i find myself apologizing mentally to people for the wicked thought about them i just had, and then find myself angry at them for invading my privacy.

I have, back in school especially, and the thought patterns took very simialr turns to yours.  I also worked up a litmus test for it; run through funny, random, tragic, or horrible crap inside your own head, and quietly observe others for a reaction.  Look for signifigant corresponding results.  (I've yet to see them, so either no psychics, or a few with very good poker faces.)

I'm a paranoid bastard, but I try to roll with it to make it an asset, not a detriment.  Thinking others are reading my brain is a matter of boredom in a self - conscious / self critical brain that has way more processing power than the current conditions require.  Outside of meetings, class rooms, etc., I NEVER think like that, which was one hint.  Currently, if the brain needs to chew on something, I try to give it more productive material to chew on.  Focusing on situational / social awareness, counting potential fire exits, what people are wearing, etc., are a few of my favorites.    







I'VE BEEN READING YOUR MIND FOR YEARS
            \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)



THAT SHIT'S FUCKED UP
            \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)




BUT YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE
            \
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/horrormirth1-1.gif)




Holy Buddha's ass, You're welcome!
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:richter: