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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 07:35:55 PM

Title: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 07:35:55 PM
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/fail-palin-endorses-raese-in-pennsylvania-hes-from-west-virginia.php?ref=fpb

QuotePennsylvania voters can't afford cap and trade legislation, says Sarah Palin. And that's why they need to send Republican John Raese to the Senate.

Except that John Raese is the Republican nominee in West Virginia.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 07:39:04 PM
We need a fucking scrapbook.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2010, 08:00:52 PM
fucking CLASSIC. :lol:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 19, 2010, 08:00:52 PM
fucking CLASSIC. :lol:

We're so doomed.  :lol:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 08:05:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 08:01:18 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on October 19, 2010, 08:00:52 PM
fucking CLASSIC. :lol:

We're so doomed.  :lol:

Nonsense, this will fix the system by implosion.  :D
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Jasper on October 19, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Hey, I just had a pleasant thought.  If Palin is bad enough, there might be enough pressure to put some kind of intelligence/sanity requirements on public office.

:D  Don't you fucking ruin my good mood by mentioning all the ways that could go horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 19, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Hey, I just had a pleasant thought.  If Palin is bad enough, there might be enough pressure to put some kind of intelligence/sanity requirements on public office.

:D  Don't you fucking ruin my good mood by mentioning all the ways that could go horribly wrong.

I get to pick the criteria.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Adios on October 19, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Don't you bastards dare fuck with my entertainment.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:14:06 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 19, 2010, 09:13:18 PM
Don't you bastards dare fuck with my entertainment.

No worries there, Charley.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Jasper on October 19, 2010, 09:14:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 19, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Hey, I just had a pleasant thought.  If Palin is bad enough, there might be enough pressure to put some kind of intelligence/sanity requirements on public office.

:D  Don't you fucking ruin my good mood by mentioning all the ways that could go horribly wrong.

I get to pick the criteria.

:crankey:  YOU RUINS IT NARSTY HOBBITS ARRG
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:30:22 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 19, 2010, 09:14:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 19, 2010, 09:12:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on October 19, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Hey, I just had a pleasant thought.  If Palin is bad enough, there might be enough pressure to put some kind of intelligence/sanity requirements on public office.

:D  Don't you fucking ruin my good mood by mentioning all the ways that could go horribly wrong.

I get to pick the criteria.

:crankey:  YOU RUINS IT NARSTY HOBBITS ARRG

I make it better.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Freeky on October 19, 2010, 09:38:14 PM
So much facepalm and fail, it comes back around the other side as lulz.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Juana on October 20, 2010, 12:23:28 AM
Oh my god.  :lulz: No doubt the Republicans will pass this off as "there's a lot of candidates she has to remember!"
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 20, 2010, 08:01:01 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 20, 2010, 12:23:28 AM
Oh my god.  :lulz: No doubt the Republicans will pass this off as "there's a lot of candidates she has to remember!"
She should have written it on her hand.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: AFK on October 20, 2010, 01:59:37 PM
Was she in Pittsburgh?  maybe she saw West Virginia from her hotel room and got confused. 
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Telarus on October 20, 2010, 08:53:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 20, 2010, 01:59:37 PM
Was she in Pittsburgh?  maybe she saw West Virginia from her hotel room and got confused. 
:lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 21, 2010, 02:32:06 AM
http://gawker.com/5669077/watch-sarah-palin-desecrate-a-flag

Technically this is a federal crime.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 21, 2010, 04:51:53 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 21, 2010, 02:32:06 AM
http://gawker.com/5669077/watch-sarah-palin-desecrate-a-flag

Technically this is a federal crime.
You know who else desecrated a flag?

(http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/e/bush_flag_desecration.jpg)
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 05:29:34 AM
WE'RE

          all berliners
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 21, 2010, 05:20:31 PM
Well, technically the Rainbow version of the Stars and Stripes, the Pot Leaf version of the Stars and Stripes, every faded, torn or rained on flag and every flag that stays out at night without being lit up is equally illegal.

The Flag code doesn't get much attention these days.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: the last yatto on October 25, 2010, 05:36:51 AM
Different flags or neglect is one thing.

To willfully lust deface,  is committing adultery treason in your heart
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 25, 2010, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 25, 2010, 05:36:51 AM
Different flags or neglect is one thing.

To willfully lust deface,  is committing adultery treason in your heart

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Telarus on November 19, 2010, 01:08:22 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-palin-facebook-posts_n_784585.html

Wow... Willow Palin sounds like such a nice, wholesome, girl with "family values".  :evil:

QuoteWillow Palin, the 16-year-old daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, wrote multiple Facebook posts containing homophobic slurs such as "faggot" on Sunday night, according to TMZ.

The web site reports that Palin's teenage daughter wrote the comments on Sunday night, when her mother's television show "Sarah Palin's Alaska" premiered on TLC. According to TMZ, a classmate of one of Palin's children published a Facebook update claiming that the show "is failing so hard right now."

Willow Palin reportedly unloaded on the student, calling him "so gay" and "such a faggot." She later demanded that the student "quit talkin shit about my family." According to screenshots obtained by TMZ, the 16-year-old called another commenter on the Facebook thread a "low life loser" and lashed out at multiple others, writing, "Sorry that all you guys are jealous of my families success and you guys aren't goin to go anywhere with your lives."

For more information, check out TMZ's full report (http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/) and scroll down for the screenshots of the Facebook conversation.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219769/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219770/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219771/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219772/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219774/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/219775/WILLOW-PALIN-FACEBOOK-HOMOPHOBIC.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 19, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
W-O-W
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Pope Lecherous on November 19, 2010, 01:58:42 AM
show sucks  :lulz:
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 19, 2010, 04:01:41 AM
Fox News Pundits Unafraid To Attack Palin . . . During Off-Air Commercial Break

http://www.mediaite.com/online/fox-news-pundits-unafraid-to-attack-palin-during-off-air-commercial-break/

Haven't been able to watch yet.
Title: Re: Palin brings home the gold, again.
Post by: Jenne on November 19, 2010, 05:17:38 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!  Stewart AND Colbert riffed off her show recently--but nice to see her kids are just as fucked up as she is (well, that was entirely extrapolatable, but still, proof is in the pudding).

FUCK YEAH, FACEBOOK.