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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 04:32:34 AM

Title: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 04:32:34 AM
A NEW

          place just opened across from where my daughter takes piano lessons. it's called the "record room". it's a bar which is also a record store(vinyl & tapes). they have a pinball machine(of course, it's portland).

AND

          a gumball style MUSTACHE machine - 50 cents each, come in assorted colors and styles.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:43:48 AM
Send me one or I'll rape your face!!
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 04:48:27 AM
THAT'S

          not really much of a threat. unless it's like right now cuz you have strep.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 04:55:31 AM
d-d-d-dangerousssssssssssssss

also more like
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/840/840131/alien_facehugger_001_1197062102.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: E.O.T. on October 21, 2010, 05:26:32 AM
UGH,

          well, after my kids found theirs to be itchy, they did stick them to their pepsi bottles. i guess it'll stick to a squid too.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 21, 2010, 05:59:13 AM
Excuse me. Is this thread to sign up for the face rapings?
               /     
:judge:
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 06:26:48 AM
No, sir.

This thread is to where we all are for sending Squid some mustaches since I am mustachless and by for am making me sad.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2010, 02:36:05 PM
that's awesome! I love the fake moustache fad which is taking the nation by storm. Are they the clip on moustaches or the stick on moustaches?

from your mention of the kids sticking them onto things I guess its' the stick on moustaches? My problem with those is that they don't stay on very long, your upper lip moves too much when you talk. And they never make cheap stick-on moustaches in adult size, what's the deal with that?

sounds like a cool spot though. There are a few cool bars in my neighborhood but none of them have vinyls and gumball machines. how come the west coast gets all the cool stuff and the east coast just gets ADHD?
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2010, 03:04:59 PM
Personally, I'm waiting for the goatee fad to get going.  I'm talking Scott Ian of Anthrax kind of goatee action. 
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 04:44:19 PM
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/stache910.jpg)

DID SOMEONE SAY CHEAP STICKON STACHES?
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Cramulus on October 21, 2010, 04:45:49 PM
aaaaaaaahahahah! that stache is absolutely absurd! YARR JENNE BE PLUNDERIN BOOTY
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:47:33 PM
BRILLIANT!
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 04:53:03 PM
I got $5 worth of fakies from Amazon.com when I bought my kid's Sherlock Holmes costume, and it came with FREE EYEPATCHES.  Which I immediately donned and took a pic of.  Nice nasty pic, but hilariously wompable.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 21, 2010, 06:25:58 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 21, 2010, 02:36:05 PM
that's awesome! I love the fake moustache fad which is taking the nation by storm. Are they the clip on moustaches or the stick on moustaches?

from your mention of the kids sticking them onto things I guess its' the stick on moustaches? My problem with those is that they don't stay on very long, your upper lip moves too much when you talk. And they never make cheap stick-on moustaches in adult size, what's the deal with that?

sounds like a cool spot though. There are a few cool bars in my neighborhood but none of them have vinyls and gumball machines. how come the west coast gets all the cool stuff and the east coast just gets ADHD?

Cram:

At Hot Topic, we saw a fake mustache NECKLACE. Pics around 6pm Eastern Time.

AND: A Cthulu Necklace.  :fap:
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2010, 06:52:57 PM
Last night I watched some chick with a drawn-on moustache face-rape some other chick who was sporting a cheap strap-on. I also got hosed down with Clamato and chocolate syrup, had a bucket of stinky water thrown on me, and spit beer on wrestlers.

Oh Satyricon, how I will miss you!
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 21, 2010, 06:53:53 PM
PS the whole time I was wearing my boyfriend's moustache in a bead.
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 21, 2010, 07:40:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 04:44:19 PM
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/stache910.jpg)

DID SOMEONE SAY CHEAP STICKON STACHES?


this is the best pic of you ever.

bravo!
Title: Re: HEY CRAM!!
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
:lulz:  Squid, I love you, but no way.

But I AM delighting in the fake moustache craze--seems now I'm aware of them, they are EVERYFUCKINGWHERE.  I have some other pix to share, where I took a random dinner party with my brother, his wife and my mom and made everyone don a hat and a 'stache.  Resulting hilarity was awesome, as can be expected...