http://defensetech.org/2010/10/20/in-case-of-emergency-please-remove-your-bra/?wh=wh
Quote"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.
REMOVE THE TIT HANGER, IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.
It gives a whole new meaning to "save the ta-tas".
I dunno, I think I'd feel more comfortable and secure with the contents of the eBra on my face. (Assuming it is on my wife of course.) I think I'd be able to breathe a lot easier.
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
I may have to suu you for whiplash.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
I may have to suu you for whiplash.
Don't be such a boob.
Sorry, the mental picture was titillating.
Knocker it off.
I always laugh when I come here, you guys are the breast.
That one was a real hooter.
I'm so glad you got that off your chest.
I've had enough. Ta-tas
Stop trying to pad the thread!
you guys are really milking this for all it's worth.
ECH, you jsut pushed up the bra on the humor here.
I suck at puns.
This certainly is one of the more perky threads in recent mammary.
Let's hope it doesn't start drooping.
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
Let's hope it doesn't start drooping.
Perhaps i could help alleviate that by augmenting it?
after all, i'm really fondle these pun threads!
Ha, mine's been removed all day :lulz:
That's a rather titilating statement
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
That's a rather titilating statement
Richter, that pun's been used already....
if you can't come up with an original one, just admit that you lactose skills....
Quote from: Iptuous on October 21, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
That's a rather titilating statement
Richter, that pun's been used already....
if you can't come up with an original one, just admit that you lactose skills....
Just pumping the thread for more puns eh?
yeah, i can't help it with these pun threads....
but i'm starting to grope here.
it will soon be a bust.
i'll be at an udder loss for any more.
this thread will no longer get a push-up to the top...
While my thread had a picture this one has better puns
Its not fair :(
Quote from: Pēleus on October 21, 2010, 11:12:52 PM
While my thread had a picture this one has better puns
Its not fair :(
You couldn't compete with the top ic.
Heard it's gonna be a tit bit nipply tomorrow...we'd best keep abreast of the weather.
(http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/nouveaubanjo/richterettes.gif)
These puns make me sag with despair.
I will offer you all the support I can.
That really perks me up!
I........I.......have no response. :oops:
So, are you happy to C me or is it just cold in here?
You are all boobs!!! :argh!: