Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:35:12 PM

Title: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:35:12 PM
http://defensetech.org/2010/10/20/in-case-of-emergency-please-remove-your-bra/?wh=wh

Quote"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
REMOVE THE TIT HANGER, IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
It gives a whole new meaning to "save the ta-tas".
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
I dunno, I think I'd feel more comfortable and secure with the contents of the eBra on my face.  (Assuming it is on my wife of course.) I think I'd be able to breathe a lot easier.  
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 04:48:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.

Don't be such a boob.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
Sorry, the mental picture was titillating.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 05:02:21 PM
Knocker it off.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 05:10:03 PM
I always laugh when I come here, you guys are the breast.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:10:58 PM
That one was a real hooter.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
I'm so glad you got that off your chest.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 05:13:54 PM
I've had enough.  Ta-tas
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Suu on October 21, 2010, 05:16:39 PM
Stop trying to pad the thread!
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 21, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
you guys are really milking this for all it's worth.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 05:28:31 PM
ECH, you jsut pushed up the bra on the humor here.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:32:51 PM
I suck at puns.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: AFK on October 21, 2010, 05:38:56 PM
This certainly is one of the more perky threads in recent mammary. 
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
Let's hope it doesn't start drooping.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 21, 2010, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
Let's hope it doesn't start drooping.
Perhaps i could help alleviate that by augmenting it?
after all,  i'm really fondle these pun threads!
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on October 21, 2010, 06:20:26 PM
Ha, mine's been removed all day :lulz:
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Richter on October 21, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
That's a rather titilating statement
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 21, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
That's a rather titilating statement

Richter, that pun's been used already....
if you can't come up with an original one, just admit that you lactose skills....
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 21, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 21, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 21, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
That's a rather titilating statement

Richter, that pun's been used already....
if you can't come up with an original one, just admit that you lactose skills....

Just pumping the thread for more puns eh?
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on October 21, 2010, 10:09:54 PM
yeah, i can't help it with these pun threads....
but i'm starting to grope here.
it will soon be a bust.
i'll be at an udder loss for any more.
this thread will no longer get a push-up to the top...
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: the last yatto on October 21, 2010, 11:12:52 PM
While my thread had a picture this one has better puns

Its not fair :(
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 21, 2010, 11:40:30 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 21, 2010, 11:12:52 PM
While my thread had a picture this one has better puns

Its not fair :(

You couldn't compete with the top  ic.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 11:45:30 PM
Heard it's gonna be a tit bit nipply tomorrow...we'd best keep abreast of the weather.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: 0 on October 21, 2010, 11:47:15 PM
(http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww151/nouveaubanjo/richterettes.gif)
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Freeky on October 22, 2010, 12:28:25 AM
These puns make me sag with despair.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 22, 2010, 12:39:53 AM
I will offer you all the support I can.
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Freeky on October 22, 2010, 12:44:40 AM
That really perks me up!
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Adios on October 22, 2010, 12:49:56 AM
I........I.......have no response.  :oops:

So, are you happy to C me or is it just cold in here?
Title: Re: In case of emergency, please remove your bra.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 22, 2010, 08:02:12 AM
You are all boobs!!!   :argh!: