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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 22, 2010, 07:07:18 PM

Title: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on October 22, 2010, 07:07:18 PM
ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

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    A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.

    The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic.

    A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

    The unbalanced load caused the aircraft, on a routine flight from the capital, Kinshasa, to the regional airport at Bandundu, to go into a spin and crash into a house.

    A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators.

    http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/crocodile-on-a-plane-kills-19/story-e6frfq80-1225942045322#ixzz134zluFs3
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 22, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 

only crocodile tears
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Cain on October 22, 2010, 07:56:20 PM
The old "there was a crocodile on the plane, honest guv" tactic, eh?

And staying in the airport bar until 5am doing tequila shots had absolutely nothing to do with the crash, I'm sure.
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Zenpeanut on October 22, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
The obvious solution

(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/RimmerCrocodile.gif)
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: the last yatto on October 22, 2010, 09:05:23 PM
Thought topic was about shoes :lulz:
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: AFK on October 22, 2010, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 22, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 

only crocodile tears

RIP:  The Obvious  strangled to death 10-22-10

He was so young!
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Disco Pickle on October 22, 2010, 09:28:06 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 09:23:29 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 22, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 

only crocodile tears

RIP:  The Obvious  strangled to death 10-22-10

He was so young!

:lulz:
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 23, 2010, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on October 22, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
The obvious solution

(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/RimmerCrocodile.gif)
Why is Cramulus flying a crocodile around?  :?
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Psychonomaly on October 23, 2010, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on October 22, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
The obvious solution

(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq251/Zenpeanut/RimmerCrocodile.gif)

O gods I love you guys.  :lulz:   You're all bitches.
Title: Re: I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS
Post by: Dysnomia on October 23, 2010, 06:04:27 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 22, 2010, 09:05:23 PM
Thought topic was about shoes :lulz:

ME TOO! 

(http://www.crocshoesnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/crocs.jpg)